An "acquaintance" got married and went to Florida on a gifted pre-paid honeymoon. The first day they were in the hotel, new bride goes down to lobby to get snacks/drinks. Comes back to find new hubby in bed with the maid. Wife left and came back to Kentucky. Hubby stayed in Florida to finish out the 10 days of pre-paid hotel room. Needless to say, he got served when he got home.
preacher man gonna come on here and tell y'all to repent or some such.
The End is Nearer than you think.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
If she was holding a pistol ................................your post would have made Fieldgrade Charlie proud of you
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.
What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?
Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.
What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?
Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.
Hmm, a choice between getting the dick-rot hepatitis from a meth-mouth American gal, or having your liver carved out and sacrificed to some ooga-booga jungle god by a little Aztec gal... flip of the coin.
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.
That is the funniest thing I have read in a while!
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.
What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?
Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.
Hmm, a choice between getting the dick-rot hepatitis from a meth-mouth American gal, or having your liver carved out and sacrificed to some ooga-booga jungle god by a little Aztec gal... flip of the coin.
Did you miss the "good American gals" part?
Maybe they drank a bit too much at times, but no meth use.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
I saw one that was game, but she looked like a line backer.
Did she have an Adam's apple?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)