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No and I stayed at a lot of hotels in my day. I suppose they came and cleaned after I was gone to work.

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An "acquaintance" got married and went to Florida on a gifted pre-paid honeymoon. The first day they were in the hotel, new bride goes down to lobby to get snacks/drinks. Comes back to find new hubby in bed with the maid. Wife left and came back to Kentucky. Hubby stayed in Florida to finish out the 10 days of pre-paid hotel room. Needless to say, he got served when he got home.



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Originally Posted by hardin284
Anyone ever screw a hotel maid? Go!…..

That got George Castanza fired.


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Checking in at Days Inn, girls credit card declined in front of me, she shacked up with me for 2 nights.

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Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Does a girlfriend in a maid like outfit count?


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I banged a front desk clerk once.


Do you remember his name? smile

Perhaps you swing that way, but I prefer the ladies. What was I supposed to say, "clerkette"?

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Y'all be makin' fornication sound OK.

preacher man gonna come on here and tell y'all to repent or some such.

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Originally Posted by STRSWilson
Does my girlfriend count? If so then yes. This morning in fact.


Y'all had a guest?


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Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by JakeBlues
Does a girlfriend in a maid like outfit count?


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If she was holding a pistol ................................your post would have made Fieldgrade Charlie proud of you


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The correct answer is NO...

I checked, and only hotel maids and nurses were not on the list!

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You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.



What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?

Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
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You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.



What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?

Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.


Hmm, a choice between getting the dick-rot hepatitis from a meth-mouth American gal, or having your liver carved out and sacrificed to some ooga-booga jungle god by a little Aztec gal... flip of the coin.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.

That is the funniest thing I have read in a while!

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I saw one that was game, but she looked like a line backer.

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Never seen that looked good enough

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Never seen that looked good enough


Obviously you have never spent a night drinking with me.


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Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by Valsdad
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You all are staying at a higher class of hotel than I do. The maids at the Roachtrap Inn are all them little illegal immigrant gals that look like the bad tribe in Apocalypto. Most of em are about 4 foot tall and look like they would gladly cut your heart out of your chest for a plate of black beans.



What the heck does that have to do with gettin' a little action?

Heck, I knew some good American gals that would do that if the time was right and the fella was a good mark.


Hmm, a choice between getting the dick-rot hepatitis from a meth-mouth American gal, or having your liver carved out and sacrificed to some ooga-booga jungle god by a little Aztec gal... flip of the coin.


Did you miss the "good American gals" part?

Maybe they drank a bit too much at times, but no meth use.


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Originally Posted by reivertom
I saw one that was game, but she looked like a line backer.


Did she have an Adam's apple?


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Didn't Kobe Bryant get in trouble for boning a maid in 2003 when he was in Vail, CO, for knee surgery?

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