“My new hearing aids are amazing. I can hear the church bell over yonder.”


“Oh really? What kind is it?”





“A quarter to 3”

The one greatest piece of advise for people wondering about old age, is.......Never totally trust a fart over the age of 60.

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night....

Damn, I hope it doesn't get worse after 60.

Only 46 here!!🤣🤣🤣

Senior citizens also have major problems with AIDS:

Walking aids
Seeing aids
Hearing aids
Etc.
Etc.

People in their 40's and 50's are getting breast implants and buying Viagra by the truckload, and paying no attention to funding research into ailments like dementia. By the time they're in their 80's, they'll have perky boobs and huge erections, and no idea whatsoever about what to do with either one!

Some time before I learned to read, I received a book of jokes. This was probably my 4th Christmas. It wasn't much fun looking at the pictures. However, over that winter, my mom taught me to read. This was one of the first books I had at hand, and I remember a version of this joke. This is literally one of the first jokes I ever read.

Getting old isn’t so bad.
I do what I want and don’t care what others think
For Example:
The other day I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard yelled at me, and it startled me so much I nearly fell into the pool. Sheesh !

At my age going to the bathroom is like a scientific experiment....ya never know if its a solid, liquid or just gas!!

We asked my 90 year old uncle about his sex life. He said it still worked but took a week to reload. I’m 70 and getting what he meant. Edk

I resemble those posts!

why resent them?

The older I get, the better I was.

A friend of mine says we are in our here after years. We go into another room and ask ourselves what are we here after.

The older I get, the pickings get slimmer - But I sure don't.

When I was 20, I could enjoy good looking gals up to 30.
When I was 40, I could enjoy good looking gals up to 50.
When I was 60, I could enjoy good looking gals up to 70.
Now, in my 70's, the field is far larger than when I was a youngster.

Everyone wants to get older, but no one wants to get old.

The girls my age are a lot more fun than when we were teenagers- - - - -

Thery don't yell- - - -
They don't tell- - - -
They don't swell- - - -
And- - - - -they're grateful as Hell!