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“My new hearing aids are amazing. I can hear the church bell over yonder.”
“Oh really? What kind is it?”
“A quarter to 3”
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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The one greatest piece of advise for people wondering about old age, is.......Never totally trust a fart over the age of 60.
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Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night....
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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The one greatest piece of advise for people wondering about old age, is.......Never totally trust a fart over the age of 60. Damn, I hope it doesn't get worse after 60. Only 46 here!!🤣🤣🤣
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Senior citizens also have major problems with AIDS:
Walking aids
Seeing aids
Hearing aids
Etc.
Etc.
People in their 40's and 50's are getting breast implants and buying Viagra by the truckload, and paying no attention to funding research into ailments like dementia. By the time they're in their 80's, they'll have perky boobs and huge erections, and no idea whatsoever about what to do with either one!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Some time before I learned to read, I received a book of jokes. This was probably my 4th Christmas. It wasn't much fun looking at the pictures. However, over that winter, my mom taught me to read. This was one of the first books I had at hand, and I remember a version of this joke. This is literally one of the first jokes I ever read.
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Getting old isn’t so bad.
I do what I want and don’t care what others think
For Example:
The other day I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard yelled at me, and it startled me so much I nearly fell into the pool. Sheesh !
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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At my age going to the bathroom is like a scientific experiment....ya never know if its a solid, liquid or just gas!!
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We asked my 90 year old uncle about his sex life. He said it still worked but took a week to reload. I’m 70 and getting what he meant. Edk
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Old guy, old guns.
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The older I get, the better I was.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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A friend of mine says we are in our here after years. We go into another room and ask ourselves what are we here after.
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