Dear moderator, IMO this is a fire topic rather than an optics one.

Folks, been giving some thought to the various recent topics on correlating weight or other personal variables to caliber, and while I have not a whole lot to add to that discussion have given some thought to scope power under a "what's missing" from the discussion.

Far be it for me to correlate a personal body attribute to caliber, or other such variable, but it seems to me the frivolous banter is incomplete without a humorous analogy of scope strength to ....ahem.... weiner size.

For example a 3x9 scope might indicate a three at rest and nine at attention. Whether centimeters or inches ..... YMMV

And for those of a certain age, or for whom variability is no longer medically available, perhaps something in fixed. I'm a cancer survivor so .......

Anyway, I have no morbid interest in anyone's personal attributes, but since this is the campfire and opinions abound, fire away and....

Fixed 2.5X

Hahaha!

Lucky bugger.

Proly a sniper scope of some sort....
Because my ol lady calls mine the D*ck of Death.

Do they make 4" Rings?????

Dang spotting scopes sure get heavy sometimes, especially at it's normal 60x.

Hubble…..sorry guys.

the Hubble just shows you the stuff in your dreams.

Blu C's: 6.5x20 Leupold (with adjustable objective!)!
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

I would be Buck Horns.

Lyman peep sight.

Old, unimpressive but damn effective.

And more homo eroticism rears its head here on the fire.
Unreal.
Shouldn't you twinks be in a bathhouse somewhere? Good Lord.

The guy bitching about the bathhouse walks right in and joins the crowd.

My cross-hairs are kinky!

Unertl 14X

4-6 x 50 with 30mm tube … ballistic reticle

And mine has a FINE appature!

LOL

Damaged reticle.

Somehow over time, the tube got bent and I haven't been able to straighten it out for a good number of years.

2 moa red dot lol.

Fast Fire III

Ha ha ha. TFF. Chicken dinner.

It'd be on its third trip to Beaverton under warranty.

Weaver K4, Old, and ordinary, but still useful.

Subtension extension

Be a simple k2.5 weaver

Compact?

It ain’t matte black that’s fo sho

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

6X

A Solid 3.5-10X50 34mm tube before prostate surgery

Now...fixed 2x 1" tube.

It don`t shoot much anymo.

If my wiener was my scope I’d have to start hunting out of a tree stand to be able to bag any kind of game. Get it?

I wouldn't trust it to work all the time.

Bitching about a bathhouse? I imagine the rest.of.your ensemble includes lycra shorts? So, whatever twinkie.

Assembled in the USA ( from imported parts ).

Not China though LOL

Y'all got me laughing. Good thread

Light ring marks

LOL

If my weiner was my scope - It would be my Pee-p Sight.

- Adjustable/Variable Objective
- LASER Range Finding
- Works in VERY low light conditions
- 4" Rings
- NO batteries needed
- Quick Mount and DE-mount
- Water Proof
- Self adjusting base
- Self retracting sun-shade
- Self aligning for canted or inverted positions
- Excellent for heavy 'brush'

It would be hard to hunt with....

Variable depending on the objective.

I want to change mine to a Vortex Spitting Cobra.

See a Groundhog on the horizon,......pull ya Peter out,...point in in the general direction, then say,

"Twitch when I'm on him, old Buddy"

Ring marks.

No, no it was actually lipstick.

And a Sunshade.

If you are "looking", do you go into "helicopter" mode?

Target acquired, going into Pointer mode.

6x MQ Fhuqker fixer !

Nothing special.