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What if your weiner was your scope? #17252157 05/15/22
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OP Blu_Cs Campfire Regular B Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,792 East Coast	Dear moderator, IMO this is a fire topic rather than an optics one. Folks, been giving some thought to the various recent topics on correlating weight or other personal variables to caliber, and while I have not a whole lot to add to that discussion have given some thought to scope power under a "what's missing" from the discussion. Far be it for me to correlate a personal body attribute to caliber, or other such variable, but it seems to me the frivolous banter is incomplete without a humorous analogy of scope strength to ....ahem.... weiner size. For example a 3x9 scope might indicate a three at rest and nine at attention. Whether centimeters or inches ..... YMMV And for those of a certain age, or for whom variability is no longer medically available, perhaps something in fixed. I'm a cancer survivor so ....... Anyway, I have no morbid interest in anyone's personal attributes, but since this is the campfire and opinions abound, fire away and.... Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush Perfect is the enemy of good enough

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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252158 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? PaulBarnard #17252175 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252178 05/15/22
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hookeye Campfire Ranger H Joined: Feb 2016 Posts: 17,818 Armpit of midwest	Proly a sniper scope of some sort.... Because my ol lady calls mine the D*ck of Death. Last edited by hookeye; 05/15/22.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252179 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252190 05/15/22
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Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,317 Filer, ID	Dang spotting scopes sure get heavy sometimes, especially at it's normal 60x. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252198 05/15/22
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MarkWV Campfire Tracker M Joined: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,194	Hubble…..sorry guys.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252212 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? MarkWV #17252258 05/15/22
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Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,317 Filer, ID	Originally Posted by MarkWV Hubble…..sorry guys. the Hubble just shows you the stuff in your dreams. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252284 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252336 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252365 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252431 05/15/22
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bluefish Campfire Tracker B Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,668 Maine	And more homo eroticism rears its head here on the fire. Unreal. Shouldn't you twinks be in a bathhouse somewhere? Good Lord. The way life should be.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? bluefish #17252456 05/15/22
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PaulBarnard Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 26,504 Metairie, LA	Originally Posted by bluefish And more homo eroticism rears its head here on the fire. Unreal. Shouldn't you twinks be in a bathhouse somewhere? Good Lord. The guy bitching about the bathhouse walks right in and joins the crowd.

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252487 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252510 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? Blu_Cs #17252542 05/15/22
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Re: What if your weiner was your scope? RUM7 #17252578 05/15/22
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160user Campfire Outfitter 1 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 9,383 Northern MN	Originally Posted by RUM7 Lyman peep sight. Old, unimpressive but damn effective. And mine has a FINE appature! I am always looking for factory wood stocks!

Re: What if your weiner was your scope? bluefish #17252585 05/15/22
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Morewood Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 16,963 N. California	Originally Posted by bluefish And more homo eroticism rears its head here on the fire. Unreal. Shouldn't you twinks be in a bathhouse somewhere? Good Lord. LOL

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