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Posted By: OlderGuy54 Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Posted By: Tarquin Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
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Originally Posted by OlderGuy54
I have that rifle. Steyr Mannlicher SSG Police Sniper Rifle, with Kahles ZF 69 6×42 scope. It all came in a package, including scope and mount, for about $400.00 back in the early 1990s when the Austrian Police switched to a more modern police sniper rifle.

Mine was unused (scope, too). Apparently it was in an Austrian Police stockpile that never got issued. Unbelievable deal. With factory ammo, I can keep them all inside four-tenths of an inch at 100 yards off a bench.

Amazing what kinds of deals occasionally make the rounds.
Posted By: KC Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Did anyone count how many rounds were in that magazine? confused
Posted By: StoneCutter Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Originally Posted by KC
Did anyone count how many rounds were in that magazine? confused

28, but it's Chuck Norris. His magazines are bad ass.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
Originally Posted by OlderGuy54
I have that rifle. Steyr Mannlicher SSG Police Sniper Rifle, with Kahles ZF 69 6×42 scope. It all came in a package, including scope and mount, for about $400.00 back in the early 1990s when the Austrian Police switched to a more modern police sniper rifle.

Mine was unused (scope, too). Apparently it was in an Austrian Police stockpile that never got issued. Unbelievable deal. With factory ammo, I can keep them all inside four-tenths of an inch at 100 yards off a bench.

Amazing what kinds of deals occasionally make the rounds.


That's a cool rifle!

.308 right?
Posted By: TheBigSky Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
That was awesome and just the laugh I needed today.
Posted By: gonehuntin Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Originally Posted by KC
Did anyone count how many rounds were in that magazine? confused

28, but it's Chuck Norris. His magazines are bad ass.

That rifle was afraid to run out of ammo - that's the Power of Chuck Norris
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
That's a cool rifle!

.308 right?
Yes.

Removable rotary magazine. I have two of them for it.
Posted By: RS308MX Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Cool rifle with one hot barrel!
Posted By: gsganzer Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/20/22
Have you heard about the Chuck Norris brand of scopes?? You have to be careful using them when hunting dangerous game, because when you turn up the magnification dial, it actually moves the game closer to you.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Chuckies rifle looks very much like a Model M Professional, or MII/MIII. Lighter barrel, butter knife bolt knob, & presence of iron sights. Harder to find in 308 than the heavier SSG. All cool rifles though. One of the earliest synthetic stocks on a serious centerfire rifle. They called it Cycolac(?) Thinking Weatherby was the next to follow with a synthetic offering in the Fibermark.

Changing times about then. Did Lone Wolf spark the trend?
Posted By: ackleydave Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
I heard Chuck said he had a 30 round “clip” and nobody on the internet corrected him. Now that’s just weird. 😀
Posted By: gsganzer Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his living room. The bears not dead, it's just too afraid to move.










I could go on and on. I love Chuck Norris jokes!
The best one ever is: Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Posted By: OGB Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands, now its just the Islands
Posted By: rufous Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
That was a gutbuster!
Posted By: 1beaver_shooter Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
The boogeyman looks under thr bed for Chuck Norris
Posted By: Hammerdown Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Originally Posted by StoneCutter
Originally Posted by KC
Did anyone count how many rounds were in that magazine? confused

28, but it's Chuck Norris. His magazines are bad ass.
Dude, they are.
Posted By: Rickshaw Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Was that from “ lone wolf mcquaid”?

He’s got good form… it never changes.
Posted By: 5sdad Re: Chuck Norris funny - 06/21/22
Originally Posted by ackleydave
I heard Chuck said he had a 30 round “clip” and nobody on the internet corrected him. Now that’s just weird. 😀

That is totally wrong! There is no way in hell that they wouldn't be able to pass on correcting that most egregious of all offenses. They all corrected him. They are all now dead.
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