Standing in line at the local Kwik Trip, picking up some milk, minding my own business, and she walks by. Wanted to disagree with her, but discretion is always the better part of valor...

She should definitely keep it to herself

I can't disagree with that.

Especially since it's not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution.

It damn sure ain't any of the federal govt's business.

I bet she don’t get much business.

For a very, very brief moment, I thought, when she goes out the door, I will follow her and pull her down like a lion pulls down a Wildebeest on the plains of the Serangati and have my way with her, but then I thought nahhhh...

Continuing the business theme…she seems to possess enough business real estate to allow Boeing to expand. 😁

Come on man. You know you'd hit it.

Drop her off at an Army base.

She’d either be married or make more money than a Coinstar on Methead Monday

Sheeeeet! Marquisamere be hittin’ dat phat azz!

I bet Joey'd sniff her hair.

Ask her how she likes her tube steak.

Brothers be all over that schitt…

Are cigarettes really $10.17 per pack?

Dood….

First thing I'd do is call the local cow farmer and make sure he isn't missing one.

I too agree with her. Too bad it's not her body that's being destroyed in an abortion!
That's the fallacy of the "my body, my choice" argument...it's never the women's body that is being killed.
She made her choice when she threw her legs up in the air knowing full well she could get knocked up.

That’s too close to the truth, hilarious!

I'm not understanding why all these bull dykes
and 70 year old women are protesting for their
abortion rights when they'll never have a
primer pressed into their case. . . .

Harpoon that whale...

There was a time, many decades ago when I was so horny, and so inebriated, that i could have brought myself to fug the daylights out of that in the wee hours of the morning, in an away game situation, ....then leaving.....

Without spending the night.....

That because when inebriated, they all 10's at bartime... BTDT

She can keep it! I wouldn’t want any part of that 😡

I know. But you can't have a pic like that without a "dude you'd hit it" comment.

It's a rule you signed up to when you created your account.

I consider it one of those bucket list things that allow me to claim, at certain times,......that, I've done bigger....

No sir. Not ever……never. One of my dad’s favorite sayings to me growing up was “Never dance with a fat girl and you’ll never marry one.” Never dated a single girl that was overweight. Married a ten/ten.