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Standing in line at the local Kwik Trip, picking up some milk, minding my own business, and she walks by. Wanted to disagree with her, but discretion is always the better part of valor... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/e6EqWga.jpg)
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
The chair is against the wall.
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She should definitely keep it to herself
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I can't disagree with that.
Especially since it's not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution.
It damn sure ain't any of the federal govt's business.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I bet she don’t get much business.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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For a very, very brief moment, I thought, when she goes out the door, I will follow her and pull her down like a lion pulls down a Wildebeest on the plains of the Serangati and have my way with her, but then I thought nahhhh...
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
The chair is against the wall.
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I bet she don’t get much business. Continuing the business theme…she seems to possess enough business real estate to allow Boeing to expand. 😁
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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I bet she don’t get much business. Come on man. You know you'd hit it.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I bet she don’t get much business. Drop her off at an Army base. She’d either be married or make more money than a Coinstar on Methead Monday
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I bet she don’t get much business. Sheeeeet! Marquisamere be hittin’ dat phat azz!
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I bet Joey'd sniff her hair.
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Ask her how she likes her tube steak.
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I bet she don’t get much business. Brothers be all over that schitt…
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Are cigarettes really $10.17 per pack?
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I bet she don’t get much business. Come on man. You know you'd hit it. Dood….
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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First thing I'd do is call the local cow farmer and make sure he isn't missing one.
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Standing in line at the local Kwik Trip, picking up some milk, minding my own business, and she walks by. Wanted to disagree with her, but discretion is always the better part of valor... I can't disagree with that.
Especially since it's not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution.
It damn sure ain't any of the federal govt's business. I too agree with her. Too bad it's not her body that's being destroyed in an abortion! That's the fallacy of the "my body, my choice" argument...it's never the women's body that is being killed. She made her choice when she threw her legs up in the air knowing full well she could get knocked up.
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First thing I'd do is call the local cow farmer and make sure he isn't missing one. That’s too close to the truth, hilarious!
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I'm not understanding why all these bull dykes
and 70 year old women are protesting for their
abortion rights when they'll never have a
primer pressed into their case. . . .
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Harpoon that whale... ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/kghCWxbv/Suluk-Harpoon-1890.jpg)
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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There was a time, many decades ago when I was so horny, and so inebriated, that i could have brought myself to fug the daylights out of that in the wee hours of the morning, in an away game situation, ....then leaving.....
Without spending the night.....
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