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Cop.

Dfuq?

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Sorry.


Hooker.

Fluffer.

Fluffer

Security guard at a bank.

😂🤣😂

Gigolo

We've all been thinking fluffer but nobody wants to say it.

Escort

Professional training would be required for this job.

Is Flavor able to follow instructions?

Lol

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Within seconds.

Hostess at Arby’s

That would make Slumlord’s day.

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For your mom?

Just jumping the shark on that one for Flavor.


Lol

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Let's be honest though...

Knob scoffer

Right, right, my bad….

For his dad?

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Can we please try and match Flavor to a respectable profession?

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CNA.......wiping ass.

Head "ball shaver" at a gay bath house?

Website Administrator

Y’all are showing much love on the night shift for Flavor.

Lol

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Could you imagine him as a relationship counselor 😅

POTUS

Blow Job.

PRIEST

Oh, FU 🖕🏾

LMAO

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Flavor, would rock that job….Yammer, yammer, bitch, bitch…Flave, says “I don’t care about how you feel, or how what was said, made you feel”….”You’re both a couple of fûck’n idiots that should have been sterilized before having kids”. “Go home and end yourselves”.

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I'm not 100% he'd be that subtle.

Gay escort genius.

Vacuuming latrine pits in national parks

Highly sensitive person coach.

https://highlysensitivepersoncoach...._YTph3FCD1Nplq_mJTK3d_FLtnhoCgFIQAvD_BwE

Utterly depleted - sig line material

Double ought spy?

Hiding behind a badge sounds about right.

Covid booster shot technician.

It's gott'a be as a replacement for the late Andy Kaufman's alter ego "Tony Clifton"...

Rubber boots and velcro gloves. Sheep herder..

Comedian?



[bleep]?
He seems talented at agitating vaginas.

Proctologist…
You are what you eat

Landlord.

Host Comedy central roast of Commie jane F

Hank

Tenant, apparently 😆.

He is good at apparently renting space in your head.

Can't think of anything maybe? PIMP ? Rio7

Ball sniffer.....

Biden press secretary...

Ball Buster.

Don't think I've seen a better one.

YMMV if you are the punchline.



Clyde

Job?

Blow or Rim…

Pager salesman.

Lead singer for the Village People

Pro Golfer




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Professional Hunting Guide, tasked with giving/handing the hunter the correct ammo as needed.

7-11 Clerk here in So Cal...

Golf course varmint exterminator

Shark Tamer

Underwater Basket Weaving Instructor

Self Help Podcaster

Wait, I got it…..Psychiatrist!!!!!!

Walmart Greeter

Dreamweaver

Male breast examiner.

Less Jewy Don Rickles?

Feeding alligators.

Official, USA.gov, duly appointed and vetted, professional









April Fools spoofer and leg puller.







Or, a safety instructor for the Ruckus folks. Showing how to properly and safely navigate traffic, children on bicycles, street crossing iguanas while maxing out the throttle and carrying an 18pack of beer.

Circle jerk coach.

lumber camp toy

Professional Dog walker/groomer.

Elk guide.

So fake FBI set up agent man?

A Double Naught Agent

Its a tossup between Gutfeld regular or Asswhole. Ok, both at the same time.

In charge of bait on a fishing charter, the masturbator.

Respectable professional window licker

JFC!

He can’t tell the difference between a Angus bovine and an elk.

SMH
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Gator bait.

Clam trainer seems a solid career endeavor.

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Content director for Q

They need training?

I

Both provide much needed protein

Grave digger

Bowling shoe sprayer

That sucks.

IT help desk.

Not because he couldn't handle "more" but because I think the responses he gives to idiot questions would be great.

I wrote this poem about one my most dearest friends and I think it applies here:



He is not your friend. He is not your foe.

He is one thing. He is Flave.

snapping fingers here.

Glad to hear they could extract them from your kghunt.

LOL

Go pick the vegetables or WTF you do.

LMFAO...

time for my old man nap.

I bet you've got some experts in that down there in your 'hood.

Woman.....whoooooooooaaaaa man!

Flave is God.

God is Flave.

Nebachadnezer?

He could hire himself out to various talk shows as an example of narcissistic personality disorder.

Did ltpowell teach you to say that?

LOL

You clam.

Speak english, f a g g o t.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...ty-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20366662

Dear Flavor,

Thank you for your application and resumé regarding the open position for ‘God’...

Unfortunately, due to the Biden administration and the highest inflation figures since 1981. We unfortunately had to hire from within our own pool of eligible employees.

We will keep your resumé on file for other, future openings. We encourage you to check back with us after the midterms for other job opportunities.

Regards,

Heaven

Cute link.

How's your COVID status?

LOL

No hate...Only Love.


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If you had any self awareness it would have given you an epiphany.

I bumped your thread.

Standing by...

LOL

Bump away.

Hey Bristoe,

Here's what I was referring to. Can't wait to hear how dead everyone is.

LOL

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/17363207/1/well-it-hit

If you and Houston form a gang, nobody will have to adjust anything.

LOL

okay

Flave's vision....

Reminds me of an old movie. The one where the guy says, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory."

Crispy Critters are refreshing.

GOOD call.

LOL

You can’t just roll over and become passive after calling Flavor a narcissist.

At least kick and scream a little.

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Those days have past.

40 years ago narcissism was a trait to be admired. Back before all the boomers put on masks and started towing the govt line so they wouldn’t lose that beloved SS check.

If you fugks were within 10' of me I'd sodomize every last one of you.

Grow the fugk up and thank God you have even a peripheral to my existing.

F a g g o t s.

You ever watched Mad Men? All real me were narcissistic in the 60’s-80’s. Cigarettes, booze, mistresses….

You have a 10’ft cock?

Porn is your calling.

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In this context, does anyone know whether the good Deacon is lauding or dissing homosexuality? I assume that the threat of sodomization is meant to be a punishment, but I'm from San Francisco.

Wave starter. Flave is best suited to be a wave starter.

Brother Remsen,

It’s a complex case.

Lol

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Cock sucker.

Forum moderator.

Felching.

=Sadam Husein - 3,000 yrs

Really think you're the almighty? I don't.

Anyone who does shouldn't be allowed to walk free.

Lock him up!!!!!
Lol

Yeah, put him in a Disneyland for sodomizers. That’ll teach him.

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I think social services would be a good fit.

Either that or life coach for transgender baby boomer COVID germophobe Liberals.

That’s a lot of words to say ‘Salad Tosser’

Lol

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Motivational Speaker

shicht disturber

Typically it would be viewed as a punishment but with Beaver, who knows.

And they will speak of Flave through both day and night.

For they know Flave is their one and true God.

Ecclesiastes 12:6

For sure.

Just ask Beav.

LOL

Please note that the narcissist claim is coming from a guy that is hoping for sympathy about his wife catching a fugking cold and that he had a really tough go at cutting the grass one day.

LOL

Fugking idiot.

This thread is hilarious.

A paid "Influencer" on any social media archipelago?

A standup Comedian/Chucklehead?

If this has been suggested previously... I will apologize on the redundancy...

Fixed it for you

Ah yes...good 'ol Flave.
A man of many talents that few do crave
Often spoken of with great admiration and desire,
In every gay bar both near and far.
Though not often here on the 'fire!
For fear the consequences will be most grave.

Beaver10: I am sure among other things that DelFarve would make an excellent "court jester".
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

That link certainly clears things up around here.

Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. People with narcissistic personality disorder may be generally unhappy and disappointed when they're not given the special favors or admiration they believe they deserve. They may find their relationships unfulfilling, and others may not enjoy being around them.

Treatment for narcissistic personality disorder centers around talk therapy (psychotherapy)

That made me think of the ultimate Flave job...

No mention of the Bass-o-matic?

Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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You can be 1 of 2 things, the blender or what goes into the blender. Flave is the blender and most of the losers on the Campfire are in that blender...

I just wanted a reason to post classic SNL/Dan Ackroyd videos.

Same kind of analogy, schrap, but with a commode.




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Why would any one want a bad job

You gave me ‘Welfare’ as a job.

Thanks!

Laffin

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I thought that would get a laugh.

If you ever watched the Beverly Hillbilly's would would realize that a double naught spy, a brain surgeon or a fry cook were all professions that Jethro considered

‘Welfare’ was the best job post of the thread. I almost coughed up my lung laughing.

Very clever!

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New host on Jeopardy,

"Flave, I'd like British Royalty for $800"

"Nope, you're getting Porn Movie Music for $200!"

Uh,,,,,,,,,,

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern. Ecclesiastes 12:6

If Flave is god and has a 10’ft cock, and we were made in his image. What happened to the 9’ft of dong that I should be packing?

A mere 12” meat pole is all he gave me?

What the Hell?

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MAN was made in Flave's image.

LOL

I don't know which book you pulled that from but the protagonist sounds like somebody I would worship.

I see you got the humor 👍✔️💯

Bump

He makes a decent Strider.

I'm confident that boy's bosses will love him in whatever he endeavors.

Beave! Beave! (slap, slap) Wake up!!

Sucking dick
Reach arounds
Innanet badass
Blowhard or just blowing in general. Did I mention that already?

Says the guy that made lieutenant.

LOL

ButtFugkBilly,

Is eyeball as retarded in real life as he is on the internet?

LOL

See you two in church.



-Flave

Our resident conspiracy kghunt is still firing on one cylinder.

LOL

We all know you can't make it beyond LT without being an eggspurt in felatio.

Isn't that right? LtCol Travis?

He lied!

Pay closer attention.

god doesn’t lie.

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Right again!

He aint God or even a little god.

Just a crass keyboard commando.

It was a wonderful dream…There’s I was, with Flave’s mom….

Then I woke up.

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Sure thing, inuit.

What's whale oil going for these days?

LOL

All I know is that you and Powell are fugking losers.

And Flave is God.

You and Fireballz should fugk so Oregon can have one more retard.

LOL

UncleAss like

Bouncer at a gay bar in Florida

Beav would relocate.

And develop up a callused forehead.

LOL

Shut your mouth and quit trying to break me and Kingston up.

🖕🏾😂🦫

I knew you still loved me.

I would go with shhitposter extraordinaire which is not a detractive trait necessarily.

Slow Elk maybe if he has a lot of help.

Killer of dumb threads.

Whomp, whomp, whomp.

LOL

He should have a podcast. Seriously.

That would be an eclectic group for sure.

I’d be one of his first guests.

We’d slip easily into a convo after an initial volley of “So, how many bags of dicks do you really own, Flavor?” Then Flave asking me “What Kingston’s ass tastes like?”

Lol

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I could see parole officer.

Nah, patrol officer in Wal- Mart Parking lot, unarmed of course.

That would never happen because my guests would have to be funny.

Are you ever going to invite me to hunt your place, you selfish prick?

Flave is my everything.

I have learned that he is a pretty good judge of character.

Not perfect...but pretty good.

In this imperfect world Flave, remains without flaw.

Praise be to Allah? NO!

Praise be to Flave.

I'd have to see his resume before making that determination.

Only ever be one Flave

Flave would make a good King🤴

Choker setter for big stick.