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Originally Posted by shrapnel

That made me think of the ultimate Flave job...





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No mention of the Bass-o-matic?



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Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen



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Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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Originally Posted by Teal
No mention of the Bass-o-matic?


You can be 1 of 2 things, the blender or what goes into the blender. Flave is the blender and most of the losers on the Campfire are in that blender...


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Originally Posted by shrapnel
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No mention of the Bass-o-matic?


You can 1 of 2 things, the blender or what goes into the blender. Flave is the blender and most of the losers on the Campfire are in that blender...

I just wanted a reason to post classic SNL/Dan Ackroyd videos.


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Originally Posted by shrapnel
Originally Posted by Teal
No mention of the Bass-o-matic?


You can 1 of 2 things, the blender or what goes into the blender. Flave is the blender and most of the losers on the Campfire are in that blender...

Same kind of analogy, schrap, but with a commode.

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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Why would any one want a bad job



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Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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Why would any one want a bad job

You gave me ‘Welfare’ as a job.

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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Why would any one want a bad job

You gave me ‘Welfare’ as a job.

Thanks!

Laffin

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I thought that would get a laugh.

If you ever watched the Beverly Hillbilly's would would realize that a double naught spy, a brain surgeon or a fry cook were all professions that Jethro considered



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Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

You’ve been pretty vested in getting Flave a job on this thread, and not just any job, but a good one.

Are you a school guidance counselor?

Lol

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Why would any one want a bad job

You gave me ‘Welfare’ as a job.

Thanks!

Laffin

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I thought that would get a laugh.

If you ever watched the Beverly Hillbilly's would would realize that a double naught spy, a brain surgeon or a fry cook were all professions that Jethro considered

‘Welfare’ was the best job post of the thread. I almost coughed up my lung laughing.

Very clever!

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New host on Jeopardy,

"Flave, I'd like British Royalty for $800"

"Nope, you're getting Porn Movie Music for $200!"


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=Sadam Husein - 3,000 yrs

Really think you're the almighty? I don't.

Anyone who does shouldn't be allowed to walk free.

And they will speak of Flave through both day and night.

For they know Flave is their one and true God.

Ecclesiastes 12:6

Uh,,,,,,,,,,

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern. Ecclesiastes 12:6


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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

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Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by UncleAlps
=Sadam Husein - 3,000 yrs

Really think you're the almighty? I don't.

Anyone who does shouldn't be allowed to walk free.

And they will speak of Flave through both day and night.

For they know Flave is their one and true God.

Ecclesiastes 12:6

Uh,,,,,,,,,,

Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern. Ecclesiastes 12:6

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If Flave is god and has a 10’ft cock, and we were made in his image. What happened to the 9’ft of dong that I should be packing?

A mere 12” meat pole is all he gave me?

What the Hell?

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
If Flave is god and has a 10’ft cock, and we were made in his image. What happened to the 9’ft of dong that I should be packing?

A mere 12” meat pole is all gave me?

What the Hell?

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MAN was made in Flave's image.

LOL


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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That link certainly clears things up around here.

Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

A narcissistic personality disorder causes problems in many areas of life, such as relationships, work, school or financial affairs. People with narcissistic personality disorder may be generally unhappy and disappointed when they're not given the special favors or admiration they believe they deserve. They may find their relationships unfulfilling, and others may not enjoy being around them.

Treatment for narcissistic personality disorder centers around talk therapy (psychotherapy)

I don't know which book you pulled that from but the protagonist sounds like somebody I would worship.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jwp475
Flave's best job would be as a double naught spy of a fry cook or brain surgen

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I see you got the humor 👍✔️💯



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