The hinges of Hell.

Satan's bonch.

August asphalt.




Whatever, it sucks.

Hotter’n a two dollah pistol.

Mother in law in a Peter patch.

So hot I threw my arms up and said that's it, I'm taking time off in hunting season.

Satan's dick

This week is actually kinda nice. Been hot and humid as hell but this week has been/supposed to be upper 70 and lower 80's and relatively low humidity. Nice reprieve.

Supposed to ramp up next week

The hot doesn't concern me, it's the no rain since forever that is the problem.

Sweatin like a black man at a white Woman’s funeral.

Raining here almost every damn day. Can’t get jobs dried out to do some of our work.

Least it ain't like that spell we got last year or the two years ago where the state caught on fire.

Not yet anyhow. Hope we keep our clear skies.

The cheese on a pizza right out of the oven 😊

I farted and I’m not sure if I chit my pants or just blew the sweat outta my azz crack.

I saw a tree chasing a dog.

Hotter than a three peckered pup in a pepper patch, been dry around here too, as my humor I am told...Joe

Don’t you folks get your wildfires aug-sept?

Hotter than a half screwed mouse in a wool sock.

hinges of Hades.

Hotter than 2 rats screwing in a wool sock behind the dryer!

Hotter than a three peckered billy goat

As a chainsaw in a pawn shop.

A three dollar pistol.

Tell me you didn’t read the thread without telling me.

A horseshoe in a forge?

Hotter'n an eleven dollar cook stove.

It was so hot, a rattlesnake crawled into the campfire trying to find shade under the coffee pot.

We were picking popcorn in the wagon.
It was so hot, the corn popped.
The mules thought it was a snow storm and froze to death.

Hotter'n a two dollar pistol.

Too hot to handle.

It was so hot, the hens were laying hard boiled eggs.

Hotter'n a fur coat in Marfa, TX!

....and y'all thought "corn" only came in cans!

Hotter'n a snake's ass in a wagon rut!

(What movie is that from? No google, cheaters!)

Hotter than flave’s mom.

-beave

Already did, here.

Honest factoid!
In rattlesnake country, NEVER walk between the railroad tracks.
Desert country gets awfully cool at night. Snakes, being cold blooded, crawl up beside the rail to get warm.
Steel rail almost instantaneously gets "HOT" when the sun hits it. Once the rails get hot, the snakes will not cross them. If a snake gets too hot, it will die.

Wanna see a mad snake that will strike at anything?
Look for one between the railroad tracks!
Been there!
Done that!

NOT fun! 🤯

Speaking of snakes, I bought a pair of pants that they call snake pants. I'll think the lower legs are bite proof.

It's warm but it's not excessively hot. Last summer was the worst here in Idaho and records were broken and it sucked and the air quality was horrible. This summer has been wonderful.

When I'm outside for 5 min, a cotton t-shirt is soaked through. I went for a 5 mile hike with a canopy on early Sunday morn and I lost 7 lbs, after drinking nearly a gallon of water.

Hotter than a freshly [bleep] fox in a forest fire

Hotter than a half fugged fox in a forrest fire

Sweat cools us off.

Hotter than a spoon at George Floyd’s house.

Interesting. My goal was not to sweat today, and I didn't. Even doing boat maintenance. The last couple of weeks have been pretty rough on aa outdoor guy in SE Texas.

Only three more months of summer!

IF it can evaporate.

A year or two I was at the range one afternoon and the dew point was above 80 degrees. Not much cooling going on.

Our dew point was 81° today and the "chill factor" was 109°. That's not to bad if you hide from about 1100 to 1800.

Really tough to get evaporative cooling” without it.

But…it’s a dry heat; means something.

Smok’n too.

😝🦫

It's so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm, and Global Warming has changed to Global Melting.

Yesterday I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Longarm: One of my favorite Uncles (I had a lot of them!) always used to declare on when it was especially hot - "it's hotter than the hubs of hell today"!
I wish I would have asked him, when he was alive, what he was referencing (what are the "hubs of hell"?).
Anyway its a cool and comfy 56 degrees here this mid-morning (9:00 A.M.) in the Rocky's.
Supposed to get to a warmish 87 degrees here today.
Stay in the shade out there in liberal land.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

I also got hot once or twice a year or two ago.

Was dreadful.

R U sure it wasn't to contain trouser snakes?

69 for a high here today. Gonna see some 80s shortly though. Ample rain for good crops here in N.D.. Edk

a well-digger's ass when he sat on the cookstove

a witch's tit that drooped into her caldron

hot enough to melt the brass balls off a monkey

Hotter than.....................an Arizona summer. The rest is all second place.

Not up north of you, brotha!

Hotter than the Fourth of July

Hotter than a popcorn fart. Heard that one growing up in ND.

Arizonians just smile and say... 'that's cute'

Kent

I always thought that popcorn farts were utilized for comparing dryness.

Hots hot! Why stretch it?