Coke? My Dad said it'd rot my teeth and stunt my growth, so I stayed away from it. I did have an old timey tire man show me that a bottle of Coke or Pepsi sloshed around the bead and lock ring of a rusty grader tire worked miracles...after I'd beat myself into exhaustion pounding on it with a bead hammer.
Pop the top, shake it up, and spray it on 5th wheel and tandem sliders,
it'll get them movin'.
NV,
Short life doesn't surprise me.
A buddy runs an automotive electric shop.
Rebuilds alternators/starters, sell batteries for anything that moves.
Cars, trucks, equipment....
He always says heat is what kills batteries.
Everyone thinks it's cold, that's when they don't start the engine.
It's summer heat that actually ruins them.