Just that

A urinal and a koala changing station.

Nope

Ace !!!

lol

Not that I recall.

Pretty sure when younger I peed in more than one sink in a bar bathroom when the other units were full.

Philosophy back when I was drinking was................................It's just another porcelain fixture.

When I was in the USARMY and stationed in Maryland, we were in formation for PT on a Monday morning. The 1SGT walked to the front of the formation and yelled: IF I FIND OUT WHAT SOB SH*T IN THE URINAL LAST NIGHT I WILL PERSONALLY KICK HIS AZZ! Lots of rumors about who did this, but the guilty party was never ratted out.

I know someone that got kicked out of college for doing that very thing.

Two kids from my class broke into school after munching on some Ex-Lax.

Lid of toilet seat, urinal and the sink in the cooking table in the Home Ec room. They lit the sink one on fire with lighter fluid.

Saw the aftermath the following day at school, cause High School janitors don't clean some things that elementary school janitors do....

Beavis and Butthead were real. There were at least eight of them in every grade from 1979-1993....


The worst thing I did was dunk one of the Beavis and Butthead crew's head in the toilet with crap in it. Or shoot their fuggin dog.

When in college, took a dump in front of the RA's door in the dorms

Also popular at house parties was taking a crap in the tank above the bowl.... brown flushes for days. Called an "upper decker".... so I'm told 😉

You need Jesus.

I never crapped in a urinal, but I did upper deck one in my younger years.

Yup. While still early at a Tiki Bros rum punch party in the dorm suite. 4 bedrooms 2 baths and a living room with 8 coeds on either side. And by early I mean midnightish, a really hot girl crapped in the urinal on my side of the suite. Litteral shidt show. Takes some work to move that down. As I recall one of my old HS classmates puked in it later. Good times.

I see that the feces fetish is still strong.

Also knew a guy in the USARMY that claimed to have taken a dump on the desk of a 2LT and then smashed it flat with the plastic desk cover. Said he did this the night before leaving Germany and PCSing to Texas. He was pretty ruthless and do believe that he did what he said he did.

Buddy and his brother worked for a dude doing remodels.

They got to keep good stuff instead of just trashing it. Usable windows, doors, and such

Buddy's brother took home 3 terlets, had them sitting up against a retaining wall.

Buddy and I go out and get hammered one night, get back to his place, smokin' a cig or something else perhaps.

All of a sudden the urge hits, I see those johns over there and go leave a big steamer in one.

Buddy starts cracking up. What's up I say.

"My little bro is taking them to the swap meet tomorrow"

Next day, little bro comes back from the swap meet, minus the toilets. Buddy asks if the buyer looked in them. Brother says he looked in two and said he'd take the lot.

Someone brought a toilet full of schiedt home that day!

No,but I schit in a sink once.

I didn’t want to use the doorless crapper at a dive bar once, so I ran into a nearby garage and crapped my brains out. Wiped with some leaves then went back to slamming beers.

I had a college roomie who was the son of the CEO of a huge aerospace company. He got real drunk and crapped in the urinal. We took pictures and blackmailed him into buying us Girls Gone Wild videos.

It all Depends...

There is a South Park episode for every situation in life!

Never happened.

Yep. Upper deckers. And in commercial/business heads. Never a private residence. When they earn it they earn it.

No, never dumped in a urinal.

Three guys wake up less than bright-eyed and bushy-tailed one January 1st. In recounting the adventures of the previous night, which involved visiting many parties (some of which they even had been invited to attend), the discussion turned to what had most impressed them at the various venues. One fellow, obviously the most worthy of the crew, voted for the place with the trophy room displaying impressive heads, hides, and other memorabilia from six continents. Another, perhaps the most refined of the group thought that the artwork in another residence was simply marvelous. The third, the practical member of the trio, allowed that the place with the golden toilet was incredible. There followed a heated discussion revolving around the insistence of the other two that no place they had visited had any such thing. Undeterred by their denial, the third party insisted on its existence. Naturally, money was placed on the table and the matter needed to be settled. This involved retracing their steps of the previous evening in search of the golden throne. Their inquiries resulted in polite denials, to doors being slammed in their faces, to threat of the constabulary being contacted. After many hours of fruitless searching, they finally came to the last place that they remembered visiting. Upon their asking if this residence did, in fact, contain a golden toilet, the person at the door turned and hollered, "Hey, Earl, the guy that tschidt in your tuba is back!"

When I worked for the railroad my roommate came in drunk one night, couldn't find the bathroom so he pissed in a dresser drawer. Then he tried to brew a cup of coffee and set the bedspread on fire. The motel manager was not amused and kicked us both out the next day.

How about a washing machine?

Nope, but I did see two Mexicans snort cocaine off of a urinal.

I never did, but we were inspecting a school in Newark, NJ and the State guy always wanted to inspect the chit house because they always get skipped. Walked in with 3-4 guys from Newark Board of Ed and there's a big doogie in the urinal and a bunch of blood on the floor. Officials apologize and ask us to leave because of the blood.

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went to 4H camp in 6th grade.

Someone took a dump in the urinal.

Camp counselor took us in there and made us all look at it, then told us we'd all have to clean it if the guilty party didn't confess.

There were a bunch of inner city kids at the camp and they let him know in no uncertain terms they paid to be at that camp and they weren't cleaning a damn bathroom

Nope buddy [bleep] in a washing machine at a party one night when the bathroom was occupied. Cleaned up with some clothes sitting next to it and went back to the party.

One of my hunting buddies is famous for upper deckers. They had to bolt the toilet tank lid on at the local watering hole.

I am a man - the world is my urinal so - yes, yes I have.

I might be an ass hole but I do have respect for other peoples property. No.

This.

I ran into a high school classmate in a full bar bathroom one night. He started pissing in the sink, then the garbage, then the floor etc. giggling like a little girl. When others confronted him, he looked to me for help and I just laughed and said you're on your own on this one. He came out with a fat lip. LOL

Did the janitor making $6 bucks an hour earn it?

No, but when I was in grade school, the bathroom had a trough for a urinal that pretty much ran the length of the wall. One day there was a turd laying in it that looked all the world like a king cobra. All I can figure was that whoever did it had to start letting it out, then sort of scoot sideways until it was all out. It was long a your arm and straight as a string line!!!

The sh*t you guys talk about here...