Drives all the way from the island to my house to chit in my bathroom. Like chit at your house before you leave why do I have to smell it?

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I drove farther to take a dump in Flave’s yard. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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He has a pool dummy.

I know. I washed my ass in it afterwards.

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Have a son-in-law does the same damn thing. They live 20 minutes away and heads straight for the toilet every time they come to the house.

Because guys aren't shy about having to take a dump. They will announce it out loud. "Gotta go, where's you're bathroom?" Women are a completely different story.

Did he close door or are y'all like an old married couple?

At least he stopped by.

Lol, The wife says "Women don't poop"
I say "Bullschit, what's that horrible smell coming from the bathroom?"
Wife says "You need to fix the sink drain"

Spray some Febreze air freshener in there.

Bathrooms are for crapping in. Spray some air freshener, turn on the fan, close the door, problem solved.

I worked construction like forever.
You learn to take care of business at home
The port-o-cans, if any, are totally trashed out..

there is a bathroom in our basement

the boy is only allowed to use that one

Nothing like the smell of someone’s else’s cshit!

It's territory marking...............

When I was a teen, I remember my brother exiting the bathroom. He nudged me and said "watch this". He asked my sister if she had spilled perfume in the bathroom. She went in and got a snoot full of his stench. He and I laughed, and laughed.

Did he bring his own TP?

Alway keep this in a conspicuous location. Had to have a heart to heart with the grandson about how long of a spray is needed. Not just a little Pfft, but a Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

That’s funny

Sprays just make it smell like perfumed chit.

Fart fan or GTFO

Spray the water before you go.

Buy a fan

Stxhunter: You need a better bathroom fan or a bigger house - or does he grunt on your living room rug?
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

This,

I hate breathing those chemicals.

Probably what's gone wrong with the country. Especially since they came out with those damn heated oil plug in things.

Cabal put scheidt in them to ruin the world.

Light a match ya lazy bastards.

The smell of that air freshener stuff is more offensive than the smell of the [bleep] its supposed to cover up

My father lives 5 minutes away. I'd say 8 out of 10 times he dueces within 5 minutes of visiting, leaving horrible streaks. It's like spackle.

I had the best smoked brisket, pork and chicken of my life last night. A fugking lot. When I schidt this morning, it left an oil sheen on the surface. I was so proud of it that I left it for the hotel cleaning staff.

Learned behavior???

This stuff is the real deal!

If this is your only serious concern, I would consider you extremely blessed. To each his own, but if I were you I would just get over it.

Best cover is lighting a wood match!

I farted into a Yahtzee cup one time, put my hand over it to trap it, and then asked my wife at the time why the dice in the cup smelled funny. When she asked what do you mean I held it up so she could stick her nose in it and get a good whiff. I don’t regret that moment one bit.

lololololololol

I had a picture of me dropping my draws and farting on my youngest son's face while he was sleeping, little f-cker got on my laptop and deleted it after I posted it on his facebook page.

So, your son comes over, drops a load, and you're thinking of sardines for dinner?!!

Fixing to go to HEB and get what I need, some creamy creations peaches and cream ice cream also.

I insist on separate bathrooms, I want to keep believing in "Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice" hate to RUIN that concept!

The man has got to go...

Word

Afghan style?

I swing by my parents house and drop a duece at least twice a week.
Gotta keep them on their toes.
Sometimes I'm in and out before they even get out of bed. Like a ghost pooper.

Yeah one who has his own windshield repair business and a 1/5 mill-dollar house on the island.

The Texas version of fractions.

LOL

You couldn't afford the gas.

LOL

Of course...Laffin

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EV baby, EV!

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You can't afford that either.

LOL

True

Lol

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I thought Kate was giving them things away free to any citizen that would vote for Kotek.

LOL 1/2

Did he remember to flosh?

G, you’re confused 🫤

Oregon only gives away drugs, needles, and safe places to do the drugs.

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And you wonder why your kid decides to drive all the way across town to stink up your house? Stay classy, dad!

going to gig some flounder with him tomorrow night if things work out.

shoot in 6 grade in the 70's ,I played pop warner football .Was walking to practice with my friends ,one of them had to take a dump. he went up and knocked on a door of a house none of us knew who lived there .He did not know them , hs asked them if he could use their bathroom , they let him,he went in and took a dump. it was differant times .

This

Flounder running?

Roger, do you ever do any good floundering during a bright moon?

My brother and son have been tearing them up.

Because you spray it on the water before you go, just like I said. You can use any freshener though and it won't leave you with over powering freshener scent.

LMFAO

If that stuff keeps your sh*t from stinking, you'd better check the hair on your ass.

Because apparently, some sumbitch snuck in and shaved it all off.

If your son leans forward anymore while holding that fish out like that, he's gonna end up face planting on the dock.

I built a house on weekends.
The bathroom ceiling was unfinished and still open to the vaulted ceiling.
It acted like a megaphone for any noise in the bathroom.
When a guest took a dump, everyone heard each little squeak and plop.

Did he flush?

Instead of complaining, we just wear G ass Masks.

If it hasn't been mentioned put some suranwrap on the toilet when you know he's on his way.

That’s probably what you dad thought about you.