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shoot in 6 grade in the 70's ,I played pop warner football .Was walking to practice with my friends ,one of them had to take a dump. he went up and knocked on a door of a house none of us knew who lived there .He did not know them , hs asked them if he could use their bathroom , they let him,he went in and took a dump. it was differant times .
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Sprays just make it smell like perfumed chit.
Fart fan or GTFO This
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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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I had a picture of me dropping my draws and farting on my youngest son's face while he was sleeping, little f-cker got on my laptop and deleted it after I posted it on his facebook page. And you wonder why your kid decides to drive all the way across town to stink up your house? Stay classy, dad! going to gig some flounder with him tomorrow night if things work out. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/tC1Z731D/66645.jpg) Flounder running? Roger, do you ever do any good floundering during a bright moon?
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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I had a picture of me dropping my draws and farting on my youngest son's face while he was sleeping, little f-cker got on my laptop and deleted it after I posted it on his facebook page. And you wonder why your kid decides to drive all the way across town to stink up your house? Stay classy, dad! going to gig some flounder with him tomorrow night if things work out. Flounder running? Roger, do you ever do any good floundering during a bright moon? My brother and son have been tearing them up.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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This stuff is the real deal! Because you spray it on the water before you go, just like I said. You can use any freshener though and it won't leave you with over powering freshener scent.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
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I swing by my parents house and drop a duece at least twice a week.
Gotta keep them on their toes.
Sometimes I'm in and out before they even get out of bed. Like a ghost pooper. LMFAO
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This stuff is the real deal! If that stuff keeps your sh*t from stinking, you'd better check the hair on your ass. Because apparently, some sumbitch snuck in and shaved it all off.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I had a picture of me dropping my draws and farting on my youngest son's face while he was sleeping, little f-cker got on my laptop and deleted it after I posted it on his facebook page. And you wonder why your kid decides to drive all the way across town to stink up your house? Stay classy, dad! going to gig some flounder with him tomorrow night if things work out. If your son leans forward anymore while holding that fish out like that, he's gonna end up face planting on the dock.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
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I built a house on weekends.
The bathroom ceiling was unfinished and still open to the vaulted ceiling.
It acted like a megaphone for any noise in the bathroom.
When a guest took a dump, everyone heard each little squeak and plop.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Alway keep this in a conspicuous location. Had to have a heart to heart with the grandson about how long of a spray is needed. Not just a little Pfft, but a Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/XNy98ZsZ/IMG-3462.jpg) ![[Linked Image from img.ifunny.co]](https://img.ifunny.co/images/57f71f27da7938aa06d80760b1cae955c556a83baf7d33d7e00f2b49f26b30f2_1.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/medium/202805.gif)
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
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Drives all the way from the island to my house to chit in my bathroom. Like chit at your house before you leave why do I have to smell it? Did he flush?
The last time that bear ate a lawyer he had the runs for 33 days!
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Instead of complaining, we just wear G ass Masks.
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If it hasn't been mentioned put some suranwrap on the toilet when you know he's on his way.
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That’s probably what you dad thought about you.
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