Mine is from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. The woman behind car rental counter tells Steve Martin “ You’re Fuuucked” is mine!!

Sigline:

Fat City

Red Dawn

Do you feel lucky, punk?

All of the lines from the episode of Happy Days when Fonzie jumped the Shark.

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People always get that wrong


"Do I feel lucky?" "Well do ya punk?"

How about " Somebody's got go back and get a [bleep] of dimes"

Fill your hands you sonofabich

Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand (cool hand Luke)

Oh yeah? Well to hell with that, you live to be a hundred. Hub McCann "Secondhand Lions"

"When you have to shoot, shoot; don't talk." A valuable life lesson from Tuco in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

well hell

we all know Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry line

"You're go$$amn right I ordered the Code Red!"

Garth: “Now boys you’re fixing to let those teenage hormones get you in a world of trouble.” As he racks his model 12.

"Baby , Me so hawney! FMJ

"Swing away Merrill"

Damned near everything I hear daily can trigger me to remember a movie or, (less likely) a television line. I'm a mess of worthless quotes.

When I die, I want to come back as a cowgirl's saddle

You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?

Any line from the Big Lebowski.

"That John Denver is full of [bleep] man"

Git-R-Done

I hate rudeness in a man. I won't tolerate it.

What do ya' need that for, Dude?

What would you do with a brain if you had one?
By Dorothy, Wizard of Oz.
Comes to mind every time I hear a politician open their mouth.


Osky

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting...

"Ya hear that Johnny? You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. You look like a Kardashian."

“ Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.” 😜

Too many great ones to quote from The Big Lebowski!

Mine would be any line from “Tombstone”

"Don't worry about them fellows, worms got to eat too" Outlaw Josie Wales.

“Missouri boat ride” Josie whales

“Fill your hand you sons a bich” Rooster cogburn

"you're the Sherrif? You sounded a lot taller on the radio."

Gleason - Smokey and the Bandit

“If I ever meet one of you Texas waddies that ain’t drank from a hoof print, I think I will shake his hand or buy him a Daniel Webster cigar”

“How long you boys been mounted on sheep down there?”

Rooster Cogburn


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Badges,We don't need no stinking badges. Magnificent Seven i think

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

“It don’t take goin’ healed to get the bulge on a dub like you”

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Oh my gosh I’m dyin here

“Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe”


“He’s bluffing”


“No he ain’t “

I’m the foot [bleep] masta… I don’t be ticklin er nuttin…

Val Kilmer had all the best lines in Tombstone.
Should’ve got a Academy Award.

One of my favorites, after the creek shoot out scene:

“Where’s Wyatt?”

Doc: “Down by the creek. Walking on water”

It’s actually “ to hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat, same as worms”… (hits Lem Lesser in the forehead with a stream of chaw.

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Rod Serling, “Imagine if you will,....”

Though this one may be the best because Conan is somehow able to identify 'women' despite the handicap of not having a biology degree:

“Poor Soul. I’m afraid the strain was more than he could bare”

Not a line, but the best introduction to a movie…

“Unforgiven”

"She was a comely young woman and not without prospects. Therefore it was heartbreaking to her mother that she would enter into marriage with William Munny, a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition. When she died, it was not at his hands as her mother might have expected, but of smallpox. That was 1878."

“As long as there is one cowboy taking care of one cow, it ain’t dead!”

Monte Walsh

“I won’t be wronged. I won’t be insulted. I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people and I require the same from them.”
J.B. Books

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“They must've all been married men who loved their families, 'cause they scattered and run for home."

Rooster Cogburn

Always pick the lessor of two weevils.

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Hard to beat that one from the Duke. 👍🏻

“You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”
Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man

Jake to his grandson in "Big Jake". " I'm scared too, but don't let them know it."

Clint's line in Grand Torino. "I blow a hole in your face, then I go back in the house".

Same bat time, same bat channel.

these aren't the droids you're looking for

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum.

That scene never gets old.

LOL

i love the pinto falling from like 30,000 ft 💥🤣🤣💥

“Just Grab em by the Pussy”

-Trump








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One of my favorite lines comes from the movie, Attack, with Jack Palance, Eddie Albert, and Buddy Ebson. You have to watch the clip to see the setup as how effective the line is. It is by Palance at the end of the clip.




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Myrna Loy, a nice MT gal in one of the Thin Man movies. One of the all time best lines

Ain't that a peach.

WE FORGOT ELIAS!

"Ain't got no gas in it."

John Grisham's, The Rainmaker:

"In my first year of law school, everybody loved everybody else.

We were studying the law, and the law was a noble thing.
By my third year, you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep.

People stole exams, hid research from the library and lied to the professors.

Such is the nature of the profession."

And, from the same movie:

" Sworn in by a fool, and vouched for by a scoundrel.

I'm a lawyer at last."

"Did you see the Sun rise this morning?"

Thomas Magnum PI to an Asian General he's about to cap.......

You got a name?

Smalls, Lenord Smalls.......My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.

Lots of good ones

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness" Annie Savoy

The deer hunting pants line in my Cousin Vinny.

Good Morning VietNam:

“Lieutenant, you don’t know whether you’re shot, fooked, powder-burned, or snakebit.”

Starts @ 2:14:

Oh yeah, that movie is my favorite tied with Jeremiah Johnson.

The Outlaw Josie Wales has so many friggin good lines though.

"My name is Gunnery Sgt. Highway. I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more ass than all you numb nuts put together."

That'll do pig.

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six, or only five. To tell you the truth, in all the commotion, I've lost count myself. But seeing that this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Damn! The above was 100% from memory, and I think I got it completely right.

Pretty much the first 1/2 of Full Metal Jacket.

All of The Blues Brothers

"Greed is good" speech in Wall St.

The board room scene in Margin Call

Two: from Silverado: "I never enjoyed killing a man"
and from Righteous kill: "fuq you you fuggin fuq"

There are a lot of good ones so far. Heck, it would be difficult just to pick one's favorite from the many in both The Outlaw Josey Wales and Tombstone. However, my favorite was always from the movie "The Mountain Men" from the conversation between Nathan Wyeth (John Glover) and Henry Frapp (Brian Keith).

Henry Frapp: I thought you got lost again.

Nathan Wyeth: Haven't you ever been lost?

Henry Frapp: Hmmm... been fearsome confused for a month or two, but I ain't never been lost!

My runner up is from William Munny (Clint Eastwood) in "Unforgiven".

“It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away everything he’s got and everything he’s ever gonna have.”

Oh well. Looks like I got a couple of words wrong.

Did you notice the defect in that scene? He cocks the hammer on his 29, then pulls the trigger double action.

"Well, Colt makes a heavy firearm, that's a fact."

Bronx Tale..."now you'se can't leave.

High Noon beat me to it.

I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

Here come DEBO

I don’t want to kill you and you don’t want to be dead

“If you run into an a$$hole in the morning, you ran into an a$$hole. If you run into a$$holes all day, you're the [bleep].”

Raylan Givens

You are right. My memory is not what it used to be.

And make no mistake. I don't care where you come from, I don't care what color you are, I don't care how smart you are, I don't care how dumb you are, 'cause I'm gonna teach every last one of you how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, s hit like a United States soldier. Understand?

Too many to pick just one, but here is another.

"This isnt just a House you bastards, it's a home!" : Madam of a brothel during a shotgun shoot-out in Waterhole Number Three.

FMJ?

Wouldn't be said by a Marine gunny.

Here's a quarter.....
Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off of your face.....


Good day to you maam.

“You shore look purty in the mornin sun.” Matthew Quigley, Quigley down under. I’ve said that to my wife almost every day since that movie came out.

Caught that, too, so added the question mark.

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

What are you a -- weatherman now?

Good evening and welcome to Tucker Carlson Tonight

Git off my lawn!

Shut that kgunt's mouth or I'll come over there and Phug start her face!

Way Of The Gun.



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Crazy Cora, "you're the only person on this continent that would ask my opinion".
Just about every line Strother Martin ever uttered on anything he played in.

"Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it."

(Rosita) "Have you ever kissed a girl?"
(Chevy Chase) "Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times."
(Rosita) "Would you like to kiss me?"
(Chevy Chase) "Yeah."
(Rosita) "Well?"
(Chevy Chase) "What? Now? Here?"
(Rosita) "Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda."
(Chevy Chase) "Lips would be fine."

And another Caddy Shack from Rodney (that move also has a bunch) -Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.

Three Amigos

"It's a helluva thing;kill'n a man. You take away everything he ever had and ever would have." - Unforgiven. One of the best westerns ever IMO.

T.S.

Love the smell of napalm in the morning......

Hey Bud, What's your problem?

Stripes…iirc

How many times have I wanted to yell this… today….??:

Uncle Buck was a pretty funny flick.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High?

Another great movie. I have to rent it. It's been years.

Easily one of the worst movies of all time.

Hilarious movie.

Gotta agree with ghost in the Machine on this one. TRH- you are on my brother in laws team. three Amigos and Nacho Libre are hilarious to him.

I guess you have to appreciate a certain brand of humor.

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!!???"

Germans?

"Didn't put enough dirt down, saw it right off."

Yeah, baby! Jeremiah Johnson my favorite movie.

LOL. Belushi in Animal House.

"No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shxt load of screen doors." Sargent Al Powell answering if Nakatomi Plaza in "Die Hard" was on fire.

Rules? Piss on your fúcking rules!


One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

I don't normally do this....


Step Sister NO!!!

Here's a bunch

Highlights from one of the most quotable movies of all time right here:

“Left turn Clyde.”

He ran like a mutha she (golly he ran fast)

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

I won't say I did, I won't say I didn't... but I will say any man that won't cheat at cuttin' cards for a poke don't want a poke bad enough! - Gus McRae in Lonesome Dove.

Don't call me Shirley.

"If my dog had as ugly face as yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards"
-- Klinger on MASH

Bear Claw Chris Lapp:

Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest b*tch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.


Del Gue:

Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
Jeremiah Johnson: Yep.
Del Gue: How did you get it?
Jeremiah Johnson: Found him froze to a tree.
Del Gue: Damn! Hatchet Jack was a wild one. He was livin' two years up in in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.

Few more I love:

I can fix it. My Dad is a tv repairman, he has an AWESOME set of tools.

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Cousin Eddie : But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

From Leslie Nielsen movies:

Can I interest you in a nightcap? No thanks, I don't wear them.

Nice Beaver.....

We think we can save your husbands leg Mrs. Nordberg. Where would you like it sent?

I can't reduce it to a single line. But my favorite passage in a movie is in Godfather 2 when Clemenza is trying to process whether Vito is crazy or he's as badazz as he is saying when he calmly indicates to Clemenza and Tessio that he intends to kill Don Fanucci.

,...the expression on Clemenza's face at 4:18

From the Unforgiven:

Sheriff: You shot an unarmed man.

Munny: Well, he should have armed himself.

From Wanted: Dead or Alive.

Steve McQueen: Nobody has an easy time in this world, Holleran. Either you climb out of the muck and become a human being... or you die.

'Not a superior officer, merely one of higher rank.'

You left out the best part: "He should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Donald Sutherlin : Space cowboy


“I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.”

King Arthur: ”Oh..... Good idea Lord!”

God: ”Of course it’s a good idea.”

Those are damned good ones.

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV."

- Rick and Morty

"Most of you will go to Vietnam.......some of you will not come back"


"THEY'RE GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!"

"The sh*tters full"

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Terminator II. One of my favorite movies. Great scene, too.

"The Guns of Will Sonnet" starring Walter Brennan

"No brag, just fact!"