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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Highlights from one of the most quotable movies of all time right here:

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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Bear Claw Chris Lapp:

Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest b*tch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.


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Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
Jeremiah Johnson: Yep.
Del Gue: How did you get it?
Jeremiah Johnson: Found him froze to a tree.
Del Gue: Damn! Hatchet Jack was a wild one. He was livin' two years up in in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.

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Few more I love:

I can fix it. My Dad is a tv repairman, he has an AWESOME set of tools.

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Cousin Eddie : But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

From Leslie Nielsen movies:

Can I interest you in a nightcap? No thanks, I don't wear them.

Nice Beaver.....

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I can't reduce it to a single line. But my favorite passage in a movie is in Godfather 2 when Clemenza is trying to process whether Vito is crazy or he's as badazz as he is saying when he calmly indicates to Clemenza and Tessio that he intends to kill Don Fanucci.

,...the expression on Clemenza's face at 4:18


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From the Unforgiven:

Sheriff: You shot an unarmed man.

Munny: Well, he should have armed himself.

From Wanted: Dead or Alive.

Steve McQueen: Nobody has an easy time in this world, Holleran. Either you climb out of the muck and become a human being... or you die.


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Originally Posted by diamondjim
From the Unforgiven:

Sheriff: You shot an unarmed man.

Munny: Well, he should have armed himself.
You left out the best part: "He should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."


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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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God: ”Of course it’s a good idea.”


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Originally Posted by joken2
Bear Claw Chris Lapp:

Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest b*tch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.


Del Gue:

Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
Jeremiah Johnson: Yep.
Del Gue: How did you get it?
Jeremiah Johnson: Found him froze to a tree.
Del Gue: Damn! Hatchet Jack was a wild one. He was livin' two years up in in a cave on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.


Those are damned good ones.


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