Do you consider yourself an expert on the subject?

I got mine. Why do I need to worry about hers?

Depends on whether you want to be invited back.....

I am now .....

Yes I do!

A Hitachi Magic Wand is the answer! lol

When I was young a very beautiful dark haired French woman older than myself spent a couple of years teaching that to me.
Memories for the eternity.

Osky

I am not about to open that up. That one on the right with all of the pustules is giving me flashbacks to college.

You must be a slow learner!

Got any pictures?

I may not be an expert but i know it's clitoris & clitoral...not clitoreas & clitoreal...as the female narrator pronounces it...as dumb as pronouncing prostate as if it were spelled prostrate...here endeth the lesson

Not concerned about any female orgasm being explained. I make sure there is some wear and tear and get mine. It is after all all about me.

The female what?

Varmintguy would finger blast the he'll outta that Kitty.
Imagine it's Tulsi and chyt!!

👆👆🤟🤟🤟🤘🤘🤘☝️☝️🤛🤛🤜🤜🤜✊️✊️✊️👊👊🏻

I used to care about female orgasm's.... as I got older/wiser I just care about mine...

The female, "Joy Button", is what these gentlemen are talking about, I think?


When did you become selfish? LMFAO

😂

When I figured out you can never truly please a woman....

Would you like me to show you the "Secret" and "Trick" your beautiful wife WILL thank you with Loud Screams of Pure Joy, you will be her best FRIEND FOR LIFE! lol

About 10 yrs ago, I went to an old barber. He asked how would I like my hair cut. Being a smartazz I said , whatever will help me with the wimmens....
The crusty old bastard said.... only money will do that!!! and he was correct... lmao

This

is a little over the top................

The only quesyion

what does the 'DeFlave' say ?

Pump & dump..... next question.... lmao

Who is 'DeFlave' is he a man? lol

I'm hosting a charity event for people who can't orgasm.

If you can't come, let me know.

Do you know why women fake orgasms?








They think men care.

He's this forum's village idiot.

🤪

Couldn’t be more right.

Is it a title for only one exclusive member? Lol
I’m sure I could wear that crown.🍻

Someone really needed a YouTube video to figure that out?


Fúcks sakes.....

It took you two years WTF? All I need is two maybe three minutes tops...

Did you watch it? 😂
I didn’t.

I never beat Mario Bros or solved a Rubik’s cube either.

Didn't watch, I think I got this 'problem' licked...

It sounds to me like he was playing the long game rather than a one pump dump. I think 2 years with a gal as described is brilliant.

Orgasmic women rock!!!!👌💯‼️

and nap time right afterwards.

Then guys wonder why wives lose interest in sex with them

I read the Hite report in 1976.

https://www.amazon.com/Hite-Report-National-Female-Sexuality/dp/1583225692

All that knowledge is no substitute for being taller, handsomer, and younger.

I ain’t to purty but I laugh a lot
Can you help me ?


Baahaaa



Sorry P Weed
You asked for that 😂
Kenneth

You are probably asking - What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day, and anal sex makes your whole weak.

Hell, I put ribbed condoms on inside out, darned if she gets the fun

And none of that is a substitute for being richer……

hahahahaha, man that is funny Partsman!

I am sure if you can't get them off, you can make them laugh lol

KB

Women orgasm? Must be doing something wrong

You boyz want to do it right?

Take it from an EXPERT, get one of these and learn how to use it and you will have a very satisfied lover, or if you are married or with a better half, she will be thrilled and you will be on her Christmas shopping list forever! Makes for an excellent Christmas Present hehehe

Your Two-Legged Dear Hunting Guide ~ KillerBee

Hitachi Magic Wand - The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate and buying sh'it.

Only fat ones and who wants a fat one? lol

citizens near me

^^^^ hahahaha ^^^^^

I never playede Mario Brothers but the Rubik Cube is easy......throw it at the wall, smashed to pieces, pick them and with a bit of glue, put it back together in order. Or, just shoot it with a .44 Rem Mag 300 gr bear load! Simple.
Jeff

Should have added this disclaimer with my Hitachi Magic Wand advise.

You have to wear High End Hearing Protection Earmuffs while operating the Magic Wand, otherwise you may suffer from temporary Tinnitus after each encounter, or long-term Tinnitus once your better half become addicted to it and you are forced to use it on a regular basis.

You have been properly warned ~ KB

If someone else has to explain it to you, you have been doing something wrong.

I like the fat ones!

keyboard button test

😂

Nailed it!
Hell if her husband hadn’t found out id be learning under her to this day, if you know what I mean.

Osky

+1

Orgasm?


A long time ago I discovered they sometimes come back sooner if they don't come.
So sometimes they didn't come, and I went twice!😁😁😁😁😁😁

OK, that made me laugh out loud.

Its like pornography. I know it when I see ( feel) it.

My buddy always said " First one to cum wins........." Said he was undefeated in 3 age groups and 4 weight divisions!!!!

I hate to be cynical, but I believe the female orgasm intensity is in direct proportion to the number of credit cards you pay for in her wallet.

As Bobby Kennedy said to John Kennedy, "What does is it take to make Marilyn Monroe have an orgasm?"

John replied "The hell if I know."

Now that is funny!

Bullshit.