It just hit me out of the blue Lewis gossip jr dam that can’t be right🤦‍♂️

That US soccer player now knows how to properly say Iran 🤣. Fückn towel heads

Obama. I always pronounce it "fuggin piece of shee-it Marxist bastard who should have a noose around his pathetic anti-American neck."

Kids think barracks last name is obommit I’ve havnt told them different

I caught that on the radio today LMFAO

eye-ray-nian , what is so difficult ?

No disrespect to you internet compadre.


But to that mouthy soccer player.
It is I-ran. And he shoulda ran faster!

Biden.

Pronounced "No fuggin way that idiot got 80 million votes"...

Actually, I think you pronounced it right. Lol.

Mischievous...

Interesting name - I'll bet it's the first name of some football player.

I said the L in Salmon until I was probably 40

my wife was like "what the phug did you just say?"

Sure he did.

80M votes, NOT

80M voters!

A good buddy of mine, from Texas of all places pronounced it that way... well, we were sitting in a bar in Victoria B.C. after a week of salmon fishing and I had enough and straightened his azz out..... we are still good friends....

Pronounce? I can't even spell them.

Timber faller in real life. Timber feller in the safety book. Cork boots in real life, or just corks....calked boots to those who never wore 'em.

Let’s go down to do Miss Walker

Should have been Dumas Walker. Ha!

Olathe

Here I thought all the time it said “go down on miss walker”🤣🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I pronoun warm, - worm, if I don't make an effort to say it right.

Wifey uncle showed up the other morning his dog hung out at the local gas station and slept with the cows a roadside spectacle pic worthy.She asked about the dog “they poisoned we dog”😳Wtf did you say “they poison we dog give him antfreze “

Warshed my hair lil bit ago

Celry.

Frigerator.

How am I supposed to spell it…..when I can’t even pronounce it! 😉 memtb

NIGER

Peen alope instead of Penelope.

Dee vasted instead of devastated.

Beb-ris instead of debris.

This is from my wife not me. Lol

Worchester sauce

For me it would be Leupold & Rapala

One of my backwoods cousins' name was spelled "Jonathan"- - - - -his family pronounced it "Joe-Nathan"! LOL!

Feces = pronounced "oh-bah-ma"

How was feces invented ?

Satan took Obama and Osama , smashed them together and gave it a better smell !

The town of Bemidji, MN. Pronounced it Bermijy for the longest time. Still do if I don't think about it.

In Knoxville some time ago, woman on the phone said "tern leeft at the second lot".

I'm writing these directions down, wanted to go to a gun shop. Turns out she said light, as in traffic light.

Sako. I always pronounced it with a long A. FIL spent a few years in Finland and let me know it is pronounced ‘socko’

I accidentally call Joe Biden the "Potato in chief" sometimes when I actually mean "that crooked, lying, piece of dung in the White House".

I wuz burn deer, ya shore!

Worked with an Okie once. asked him if he wanted to go fishing - he said "Sure, but i have to change my awl first."
?

In his VW, which we took fishing after he changed the oil.

And Lapua is Lapwa.

Reminds me: Dad always said worsh, as in "Worsh your hands."
And he pronounced Lapua "Lapway." His car was a Toyota Camray.
His favorite powder was Varg-ette.

Milk

Don't know how I say, can't distinguish how the family says it.

3 women agree I say it "funny".

It is kinda sad, TV and radio have destroyed regional speech. That basic
Indiana/Arizona speech has set the pattern for how we should all talk.
Seldom hear common old terms or ways of speaking that I grew up with.
Don't use them often myself.


Traveling I soon noticed southern accents aren't really much of a thing anymore. Its more rural vs city. Downtown any big city, you might think you are in Indianapolis, drive 70 miles and suddenly you know you ain't in Hoosierland anymore.

How do you get “Farv” out of Brett Favre?

I still can't figure out how you're supposed to pronounce Kuiu?

I say bidet for Biden. One is used to wash rear ends, the other is a butt wipe.

Pho,phu,fuc,idgad,gfphu

Q-you

Or John "Bainer" out of John Boehner ?

I still say Bainer and I'm from Ohio

how is it supposed to be said?

Salmon

My dad said "horny" instead of "ornery". In retrospect, they're the same.

I used to say "chester drawers" instead of "chest of drawers".

When I was a kid I thought "making mincemeat" was the same thing as "making ends meet". Could never figure out why we never had mincemeat for dinner.

By the way "Olathe" the town in Colorado is pronounced O-lay-thuh. Saguche is pronounced Suh-watch.

Louisville is pronounced Louis-ville. Not luwee-ville, nor loovl. The Poudre river is pronounced poo-der.

Vie-Any Sausages

When I was little I would say Mue zam instead of museum and Amba lance instead of ambulance.

That didn’t fly for long.

Mom or Dad?

I'm guessing Mom.

Nice woman, I like her.


You know mine is tough.
Thank God mine wasn't a teacher.

Not being from Ohio, I wouldn't know.

If it was pronounced as spelled it believe it would be Boner.

An auctioneer acquaintance that sells a lot of guns and hunting stuff should know better, but he still says Savorsky for Swarovski and Akeela for Aguila. I hear Hornaday instead of Hornady so often I almost ignore it any more.

I think u pretty damn close sir to being right on,except u left out traitor needs to be in there somewhere