I may wear spandex, and I may invite new members out for dinner at quaint little Viking restaurants, but Ren says I have no fashion sense, and I sure as piss can't gift wrap.

It's a start but not conclusive evidence that you're heterosexual.

Gifts are wrapped securely, turn them over and stick a bow on em
Good job

Looks like a fine job of wrapping gifts. I'd be proud.

Where do you find viking restaurants in New Orleans? And why would you want too? What's their specialty, lutefisk?

Don't worry about it. They're just going to rip it open, anyway.

Not sure about your conclusions....I've long suspected that he's a tri-sexual.
He'll try anything sexual?

GIFT BAGS! they come in all sizes.

Agreed. If it’s a good gift the poor wrap job is immediately forgiven. If it’s not, the best presentation won’t save you.

Apparently dil-dos do too, look a the variation in the size of those gifts!

Time of year that make it worthwhile towards being an àsshole. No younglings around so I buy exactly two presents this year. Something nice for my mom and one chew toy for my Lola.

Life is grand!

No conundrum. I can wrap gifts, or not. But I'm not worried about how I perform when I do.

This was my answer

Laziness is not synonymous with inability.

You’re just lazy.

Close enough, recipients will only notice whats inside after they rip em open.

I am confident that it's a healthy dose of both. The inability fuels the laziness. I could probably achieve mediocrity if I really tried.

Predictable, that ya didn't get anything straight, or square.

Sounds like I'd make a good Ruger Employee.

Not again! I still have the one ya sent last year.

Dude you're there, relax.

Lol, I can't wrap worth a fuqk either!

lolololol

Paul don't feel bad, your packages look like I wrapped them! Never have been good at it!

WTF is this Viking restaurant

1 word.

Gift cards.

It's where Paul goes to watch the cock fights.

We just say pickle instead conumbdrum, the old folks relate better.

I use seed sacs, Only sacs that have no poison, oats, or soybean sacs.

If I want to get all highfaluting, I'll put a bow on it.

You must be channeling the "BIG GUY"

Congrats PB..

You got down 1 man skill to a T.

How to wrap gifts 101 totally fuuuuked up..
It's a baby step, and your on your way to mastering more man skills now...

Get with Slumlord and start the online portion of chainsaw university, when ya move up here you can complete the hands on portion, evals, and test outs...



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Arrrrrrrgh......

Chainsaw University

Scholarships available

And dental insurance available for Idaho and Oregon students.

You didn’t use enough tape….😊

Man that is funny, spit out some coffee, thanks for the laugh hahaha

It got a real lol from me too. Then I had to decide whether or not to be butthurt. It seems to be standard fare here for people to take themselves too seriously, and get pissy when dissed. After thoughtful reflection, I realized the man has a point.

What does all of this have to do with sharpening stones and/or prophylactic devices?

Mighty early with that. Thanksgiving was only 2 weeks ago!

Well, I did a bike ride through the park to see the Christmas light display. That gave me the Christmas spirit like I hadn't felt since I walked through WalMart in August.

Paul, you have single-handedly raised getting dissed to an art form.

Smokepole on a roll!

Kolschak, comin' back.