Got one started on my left ass cheek.

If I can get a mirror and twisted around enough to take a picture, can someone tell
me if I need a Doc?

Happily….

😂😂😂

Drink a glass of curdled milk with some boiled chicken.

Sorry for your situation - - but please spare us what will be in that photo. Let the doc look at it - he gets paid.

I have a ganglion cyst on my left pointer finger knuckle......I want to lance it myself but haven't yet. I had one on my right hand a number of years ago that finally went away on its own.

Ass cheeks are another matter.......you're on your own OP.

It beats bullhead clap

I read that sitting in a pan of Turpentine dries them right up. I would suggest that you wear a hardhat when you do it too.

Poke that thing with a big needle and grit your teeth and squeeze hard as you can.

You sure came to right place, if you're in need of some ass-cyst-ance.

Uh oh…..here we go again 😳

Tried a picture.
Too much fur. If I can get my wife to shave it, we will take some.
Gotta be bent over,it is on the canyon rim.

This will have to suffice

A turpentined ass and nuts. Wear a Speedo and a You Tube video could make you some big bucks.

Icththamol unglued and a bandage.

I could watch that for hours.

Got any rope? And a tea kettle. You're going to need a tea kettle.

If it is a cyst, it will look exactly like a democRATs brain.. lance it with a syringe for home care... top center, then on side if it is that big, at 4, 8 and 12 oclock....

or go see a doctor or urgent care.. what ever is cheaper.... Lance it if it is small.. if larger, have it I & D.. ( incised and drained) at a medical office.

Boil will go away on its own...

Pimple.. it will end up having a head.. have the wife pop it, or use a small pin to lance it if it is buried in muscle...

that is what we would have done in the Troop Medical Clinic, when I was in the Army....when you came down to visit we medics...

We use to call the TMC, the Cry Baby Clinic on Ft Lewis....

For the win !!!

Duct tape a habanero pepper over the spot. Burn it out.

Making soup.

Good one!

Sorry guys.
When the Mrs was shaving my butt it fell off.
Turns out it was a little chunk of pizza cheese and sauce.


But now my left cheek is smooooooooth.

LOL

- Or a glass of boiled milk with some curdled chicken.

Ever sat on a porkchop bone so long it leavw a imprint on your ass cheek? I mean cmon everyone remembers that


Found this on the web and thought it was too funny. The resemblance in the stories is uncanny:

i heard this story about this fat woman
who sat naked on a pork chop bone once

and didn’t notice when it lodged itself
among her folds of fat. years later,

when she felt a sharp pain, and the doctors
couldn’t figure out what it was, opened

her up and found the pork chop, and realized
that her skin just eventually grew over it.

If you're serious. 3 weeks and mine hasn't gotten better.

Did you go with the horse manure poultice recommend by Caribou Bob, Tin Shed Fred??

Remember when yall ignored that jet suction snake bite device I posted??? chlorhexadene, shallow lance and apply the plunger.

Can't believe nobody else mentioned a pilonidal cyst. Talk about a pain in the ass, right on the tailbone. I finally said to hell with it and bought a pack of #11 scalpels.

Sort of.
Got what might be one starting. On my butt.
Might need the prescription ointment I mentioned in your thread.
On a band aid overnight, it'll settle down.

Just having fun