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Posted By: renegade50 Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Women you have done the horizontal bop with.
Hide the salami.
Layed pipe.
Railed.
Made wiggle like a worm cut in half nailing that cervix.


Background...

3 bored married Sqd ldrs in garrison long ago in Aco 2/ 327th.

Decide to try and write down how many women they have fuuked on this rock since you lost your cherry as a VB ( virgin boy)
Names good
Can't even remember some names.
Ok physical attributes or how they were in bed will suffice.
Or the name of a place along with attributes will suffice also.


SSG E winds up with his old lady being # 57
SSG M winds up with his old lady being # 36 IIRC
SGT H winds up with his old lady being # 28 IIRC
Man whores...
Absolute Man whores I say.
Sometimes juggling girlfriends and scheduling was a issue.
Also places to take em.
Kinda like maintaining a major league bullpen rotation in ways.
Was up to 4 at one time.
Hard to manage that.
3 was doable many times
2 was about the right #
1 was a investment / prospect


Then a prospect turned into long term relationship/ wife thing.
Been 29 yrs this march....




God had the final snicker on my azz...🥴🥴😔🤣🤣🤣
Khaneralla and 3 daughters over the course of 7 yrs...
The House of estrogen.....
Posted By: 79S Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Nugget still looking for love..
Posted By: Jcubed Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Nugget still looking for love..


Someday, Nug. Someday.
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
I was at a party back in the late 80’s, two 15 yo chicks did just this and were at 2 full columns, over 50 guys each. Almost the entire HS basketball team was represented, apparently they were team managers.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Posted By: ewc Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Damn. And I thought my 100 was excessive 😂
Posted By: TheLastLemming76 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
I did back in the day but lost track a long time ago. 200’ish between 16 and 38. Mostly before 35 wasn’t all that difficult to do over 20 plus years of being single. I’m a better, happier person today and regret some of the BS I spewed to decent woman. I lived for partying, wild chit, and sleeping around way back when.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Holy schitt dude!!!
24hr man whore KING!!!

Posted By: hanco Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Yep but lost the list
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
PB when you see this thread and decide to post up the #.

FYI for you.

Dudes don't count.....
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Posted By: Swamplord Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Holy schitt dude!!!
24hr man whore KING!!!

Brother used to manage or bartend at all the nightclubs here, and we had no trouble picking up chicks. We would take a couple of real hot chicks with us that were friends and they would hang with us and have a few drinks then they'd go do their thing and as soon as they left the other chicks in there would start flirting with us, Worked every time.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.

Separate column for family I assume?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.

Separate column for family I assume?
Can't hold a cousin against me, I was only 14.
Posted By: kingston Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?

You can even include the dudes.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Separate column for family I assume?
Can't hold a cousin against me, I was only 14.

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Posted By: renegade50 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by Jcubed
Originally Posted by 79S
Nugget still looking for love..


Someday, Nug. Someday.
Chick's dig getting fisted Nugget.
Thumbs are a hindrance.
So you got that going for you already.

👍👍👍😄😄😄
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?
Brown and squinty ones are good to go...

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Posted By: slumlord Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?
3/5ths each

So add accordingly
Posted By: cowdoc Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
If you write it down or type a text or e-mail be prepared for it come back to haunt you
Posted By: jackmountain Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
I can’t wait to hear Burns and Camuglua’s responses.
Posted By: Swamplord Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by kingston
Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?

You can even include the dudes.

Figures ...
only a Democrat would find a way to choke on a meat stick in a fish feast
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Have you ever wrote down on notebook paper all the - 01/23/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
PB when you see this thread and decide to post up the #.

FYI for you.

Dudes don't count.....
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