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Women you have done the horizontal bop with.
Hide the salami.
Layed pipe.
Railed.
Made wiggle like a worm cut in half nailing that cervix.


Background...

3 bored married Sqd ldrs in garrison long ago in Aco 2/ 327th.

Decide to try and write down how many women they have fuuked on this rock since you lost your cherry as a VB ( virgin boy)
Names good
Can't even remember some names.
Ok physical attributes or how they were in bed will suffice.
Or the name of a place along with attributes will suffice also.


SSG E winds up with his old lady being # 57
SSG M winds up with his old lady being # 36 IIRC
SGT H winds up with his old lady being # 28 IIRC
Man whores...
Absolute Man whores I say.
Sometimes juggling girlfriends and scheduling was a issue.
Also places to take em.
Kinda like maintaining a major league bullpen rotation in ways.
Was up to 4 at one time.
Hard to manage that.
3 was doable many times
2 was about the right #
1 was a investment / prospect


Then a prospect turned into long term relationship/ wife thing.
Been 29 yrs this march....




God had the final snicker on my azz...🥴🥴😔🤣🤣🤣
Khaneralla and 3 daughters over the course of 7 yrs...
The House of estrogen.....

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Nugget still looking for love..


Originally Posted by Bricktop
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Originally Posted by 79S
Nugget still looking for love..


Someday, Nug. Someday.

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I was at a party back in the late 80’s, two 15 yo chicks did just this and were at 2 full columns, over 50 guys each. Almost the entire HS basketball team was represented, apparently they were team managers.



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The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.


God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Damn. And I thought my 100 was excessive 😂

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I did back in the day but lost track a long time ago. 200’ish between 16 and 38. Mostly before 35 wasn’t all that difficult to do over 20 plus years of being single. I’m a better, happier person today and regret some of the BS I spewed to decent woman. I lived for partying, wild chit, and sleeping around way back when.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Holy schitt dude!!!
24hr man whore KING!!!


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Yep but lost the list

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PB when you see this thread and decide to post up the #.

FYI for you.

Dudes don't count.....
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are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?


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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Holy schitt dude!!!
24hr man whore KING!!!

Brother used to manage or bartend at all the nightclubs here, and we had no trouble picking up chicks. We would take a couple of real hot chicks with us that were friends and they would hang with us and have a few drinks then they'd go do their thing and as soon as they left the other chicks in there would start flirting with us, Worked every time.


God bless Texas-----------------------
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Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.

Separate column for family I assume?


"Maybe we're all happy."

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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.

Separate column for family I assume?
Can't hold a cousin against me, I was only 14.


God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?

You can even include the dudes.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Originally Posted by stxhunter
The last time I was keeping count, in my late twenties around 300. In the last 11 yrs, I've had 5 different girlfriends.
Separate column for family I assume?
Can't hold a cousin against me, I was only 14.

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"Maybe we're all happy."

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Originally Posted by Jcubed
Originally Posted by 79S
Nugget still looking for love..


Someday, Nug. Someday.
Chick's dig getting fisted Nugget.
Thumbs are a hindrance.
So you got that going for you already.

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Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?
Brown and squinty ones are good to go...

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Originally Posted by Swamplord
are we talking about just the white gals or does this include the brown and the squinty ones ?
3/5ths each

So add accordingly

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