Emergency food stocks for your 14ft bass boat

300 acre lake

homemade hard tack
Spam
Cheese n crackters
Capri sun
Ginger ale
Salt packets

What am I missing?

Sardines, beanie weenies

nabs

Coke and peanuts

Charleston Chews

Never been in the South, but from what I can gather from here on the fire...gotta have, grits....okra...hush puppies ( hash puppies?) chicken ala Popeye.

Hookers and blow?

Beer?

Chewin tabacker and hot Busch Light!

Better throw in a couple cans of canned hash. Just to be safe.....

5 gallon bucket for emergency

couple tins of Spam. prolly be good for bait !

In my case, I’m missing the bassboat.

Originally Posted by Raeford

Beer?

& cigarettes !

Flares?

Orange retard life jacket with “Jo-Ann” written in sharpie??

Couple cans of those vagina sausages.

I hate bass fishing...I said it.

Ymmv

A can of Alpo for catfish bait.

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An old Coleman lantern to hang over the side for night fishing.

I like a float jacked, a pFD, water wings and a spare PFD.

Ziplocks for my Werthers so they don't get wet

Road flares

CB and 10' whip

A package of Dollar General Clover Valley fig bars, they'll last forever.

Originally Posted by FatCity67

I dont usually eat candy...but that looks awesome!

Enjoy!

Obviously a trick question.

One case each of vienny sausages and Costco saltines is the only possible answer.

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by FatCity67

I dont usually eat candy...but that looks awesome!

Enjoy!

It's bait.

Originally Posted by FatCity67

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by FatCity67

I dont usually eat candy...but that looks awesome!

Enjoy!

It's bait.

It's not that ribbon candy?

Lol if so ya caught me!

Don't do much big water fishing.

A bag of Dollar General Clover Valley Trail Mix

Originally Posted by FatCity67

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by FatCity67

I dont usually eat candy...but that looks awesome!

Enjoy!

It's bait.

You don't drive a windowless white van, do you?

Baggin some dinks waiting for the lunker.

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

Funions

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

Just drink it...water borne parasites etc will kill you far later than dehydration.

"Worry about infection later."

Ymmv

High Life tall boys. Nothing else needed.

Can of Nalley’s chili

You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish?

Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo

You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish?

Catch and release....have you not bass fished?

Lol

Do Ronald McDonald bass fishing suits have pockets big enough for snacks? Or do they just satisfy some underlying need to look like a douche?

It’s 2023.

Gotta have a selfie stick for when you are long arming those dinks…

Got be posting on TikTakTok.

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

Why worry about water, when you have beer !!

Don’t forget your 64oz Yeti growler….

Don’t forget the piss bat. Cut both ends off a whiffle ball bat. Stick it over the gunwhale little end first and piss in the big end. Keeps the piss off the side of the boat.

Originally Posted by TheKid

Don’t forget the piss bat. Cut both ends off a whiffle ball bat. Stick it over the gunwhale little end first and piss in the big end. Keeps the piss off the side of the boat.

How do you piss on the boat?

Beer?

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

This is wabigoon’s boat

The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help

Or toot his horn

My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition.

Originally Posted by JohnBurps

Cheesy Poofs….

Originally Posted by Cheesy

My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition.

Smart lady….

Look what happened to Gilligan on a 3 hour trip.

😂😂😂😂

Originally Posted by Cheesy

My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition.

Satellite phone, 14-in-1 emergency tool, SPOT emergency locator

Originally Posted by Cheesy

My wife thinks a 3 hour trip on the lake needs packed like we are going on the Lewis & Clark Expedition.

High quality water filter? lol

Beer...ice to..

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

This is wabigoon’s boat

The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help

Or toot his horn

Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water”

Originally Posted by hardway

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

This is wabigoon’s boat

The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help

Or toot his horn

Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water”

Lol!

Originally Posted by Raeford

Beer?

Ma man!
👍💪

Originally Posted by Jcubed

I hate bass fishing...I said it.

Ymmv

Bass were created for guys who can't catch walleyes

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by hardway

Originally Posted by slumlord

Originally Posted by Rock Chuck

Do you have a good quality water filter? Some lakes aren't fit to drink from as is and dehydration is much more likely than starvation.

This is wabigoon’s boat

The moron is only 300 yards from the cabin. He can just yell for help

Or toot his horn

Good point…. Need 300 yards of string and 2 empty cans. “Jake!!!!! We’re taking on water”

Lol!

In that case we'll need a signal mirror and a mercury test kit also

9 year old bottle of spf 30 (preferably never has left the boat)

East German mess kit with fork, spoon and claw can opener.

Case of knock off Dinty Moore beef stew, also never leaves the boat.

Slime rags, for the guts.

Scotch dude!

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo

You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish?

Catch and release....have you not bass fished?

Lol

All the time. Smallmouth actually makes good table fare

A Moon Pie or two.

Originally Posted by flintlocke

Never been in the South, but from what I can gather from here on the fire...gotta have, grits....okra...hush puppies ( hash puppies?) chicken ala Popeye.

You forgot the potted meat. That's some nasty stuff.

Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo

Originally Posted by Jcubed

Originally Posted by OrangeDiablo

You're in a boat fishing. Why not eat the fish?

Catch and release....have you not bass fished?

Lol

All the time. Smallmouth actually makes good table fare

Joke...

Everytime I go, we toss lures all day looking for the big one.

Everything we catch...gotta toss it back, what real bass fisherman do.

And we trailer the boat and drive to In n Out.

Ymmv

Originally Posted by slumlord

300 acre lake

homemade hard tack
Spam
Cheese n crackters
Capri sun
Ginger ale
Salt packets

What am I missing?

Viienna Sausages, beanie weinees, and hot pork rinds.

Originally Posted by earlybrd

5 gallon bucket for emergency

Much more dignified to PUKE in a bucket !!!

Chic-O-Sticks

Clyde

Someone remind WabiRancher what kind of cigar to buy.

[bleep] Rookies.

All you need to survive is Copenhagen and Slim Jim’s.

Anybody mention jerky, yet ?