Front or back, don’t matter.

I can and I do.

I have 3 porches

ODB will take a leak in walmart parking lot ion’t care.

I left a wendys cup of old yeller at TJ Maxx parking lot last week

Yes

Not in the temp housing we're in while the new place is being built. After that, no problem.

Not without poaching

With out a doubt.

It's more artistic off a balcony.

Yep, front and back porch.

WS

Absolutely

Both. I can't see another house from mine. I'm saving water because I don't need to flush.

I’d rrally rather wizz outside

Get to talk to the dogs a couple mins ever couple hours. They outside dogs

Always take something out there for em. Like split a slice of wonder bread between em.

Few pats on the head.

In the last 24 hours probably a half dozen offa the back patio or driveway approach.

Almost always, day light or dark doesn’t matter. Unless it’s raining

Both. All the time

Front and back both

Front, Back, 650' driveway, I don't usually even look left to right

The ones in town - no.
At the ranch house - yes!

My criteria for picking a place to build a house.

Piss off the porch without getting arrested.

Shoot guns in the backyard, same.

This & getting it paid for. 2 of my few accomplishments, but ya dont need too many more if ya got this set up.

I have to restrict such events to the night-time.

Well, yeah, but I don't run around bragging about it.
Nearest neighbor is a mile away.
I'm on county water. I save a flush anytime I can.

Nice, I got 3 porches as well, piss on everyone of em! I piss in the yard takin the dog out. Sure is nice!!👊🏻

Nothing to do with bragging, sure is handy though!

Sure do, all the time.

I don't know if I piss it off exactly but I sense that I do irritate it somewhat at times.

Haha 😂😂

My porches have proven to be incredibly even-tempered, far as I know.

Alright, pics in a minute!!😆

I try not to show off

Yes.

Nearest neighbor is half a mile, so I can pizz anywhere I so desire.

No and yes.

Ol lady yelled at me the other day. Lol



Smells like an elk rut pit some days. Haha

I must say though

My porch is slow to anger, so a little difficult to piss it off

I have a dead zone too on both ends of my porch

The piss end and the end I barf off of

Like it been hit with roundup

God damn I’m crying!!! 😆😆

I can and do but I would much rather hike down the steps and find my favorite tree. Gives me a chance to maybe see the stars and get a breath of fresh air.

The dog always waits his turn at the same spot.

Hell yes. Can also shoot guns from them as well

Yep, location location location…. 👊🏻

We have almost a full wrap around porch and I’ve pissed off of almost every inch of it. I like to do a rotation.

Yeah buddy!

It is a bit tight to shoot from my place, but I have done it and my neighbors do quite often.

Piss’n though…I piss in my yard more often than I do in the bowl.

God damn I gotta show the commander!! 😂

Whatever I want to do.
And it's California.

I can, I do.

More often than not.

Multiple times per day.

The Lord will NOT leave a man unpunished that takes His name in vain.

I do from time to time. Not sure how the neighbors feel about it..

Brother Ted, so we live up the hollar where the North Fork of the newaukum is, splits my property in half actually. The city of Chehalis watershed is a couple miles up the road, all the older places were grandfathered in on the water main, so I got city water. Long story short, everyone in the valley wants it but can’t get it. Anyhow, like I tell the commander, look at the scratch we’re saving yearly with all those non toilet flushes!! Haha

One winter I pissed on a birch tree growing next to the deck, all winter long.

About spring, this time of year I noticed there was a 2" thick glacier on the side of that tree, do you need to know more?

Of course.

Yessir!

Was a guy from TX a number of years back that said he sat down to pee so he didn’t make a mess. In consideration of his wife he said.

Just about everytime the dog needs to go out. Plus I drink like 2+ Gallons of water a day so never waste the opportunity to water the daisies!

Jesus Christ this has turned out way better than I thought!! Lmfao

Yep!

#shortweiner 😆

I’ve killed a few plants too!😂

Do they charge you sewer tax?

I'm a half mile from neighbors, yes

Yeah once it gets dark

Yup.... no problem....

I rarely get more than 2 steps from the heavy green.

Waiting to see if they own it …..

Daily..... Have a big flat rock below that gets a hell of a dried piss glaze on it. I hate it when it rains and washes the shine off. Then I have to start all over......

Yes and Yes

Is there anybody who doesn't?

I aim for the peonies, trying to kill them ant invested bastards, but they keep growing

You ever wonder about the Indian war paint stones that was simply caused by generations pissing on the same rock

Yes off the back. No off the front.

Every day. Kills the weeds and grass close to the house

Yep. I live on the farm with my closest neighbor a half mile down the road.

always when i am outside , neighbors are 1/4 - 1/2 mile away , when you live in the country nobody gives a chit what you do , heck i am 10 miles from a small town.i believe it helps keep coyotes ,wolves ,dogs all year long and even bears in summer away somewhat too when you mark/scent your territory.

Yep

Hell ya Derry, that’s how us Lewis county boys roll!!👊🏻😅

Women never understand pissing outside

Yeah

Yep

+1

DF

Just finished draining the tank in the front yard.

Don’t matter. Anywhere and everywhere around the place.

Nice.

In the back yard by thr porch: it’s called nitrating the grass!

Are there other places? - that are better?

Front porch, back porch, barn attic, shop door, in the field, in the woods, whatevuh.

I've got porches in 3 direction... have used them all.

Yep

All the time.

Surprised Washington democrats are allowed to do that. What does the permit cost?

The wife claims I will walk past a bathroom to piss off the deck.

If you saw me pissing off the porch you'd say I was bragging

Yep! There's nothing like tottering out to water the lawn in the moonlight.

In the winter, I just throw open the bedroom window and let fly. I made a nasty hole in the grass, so I sunk a large chunk of fieldstone in the center of the spot. That acts as a diffuser.

I was stuck back in town for over a month while I healed up from the orchiectomy. There was a lot of swelling down there, and I temporarily lost my ability to aim. I just took one of the patio chairs and put it in the yard, and leaned on it and let it fly where ever. We have a well wooded yard, and it wasn't like anyone was going to see me.

. . . that was until the afternoon I discovered we had new neighbors. Husband, wife, son, two small daughters and a large dog. Luckily, I saw them before they saw me.

I live in the middle of Columbia... back porch and front porch but only at night...

Can do it every side of home sadly can only shoot guns in 2 directions.

Wind can be an issue at times.
I wish my dog was better at, he always trys to top what I do, he leaves a little dribble on the edge.

Yep......still do.......

Wind as mentioned can be an issue

Along with usually being watched

Good to see you have a wind indicator appropriately located.

I had a clone of that one but it self destruction during a recent storm.

I could, but I was raised better than that.

That is not the same wind mill

That one bought the farm...

Get some very stout canyon winds coming off the tops at 11K'

Gotcha, windage must be taken into consideration for proper trajectory, gotta have the tools.

Everyday

yes

Front, back, garage door doesn’t matter..

have very little use for areas that you can't piss off the front porch..

Yes

I whizz outside more than in the house.
Front yard, back yard, driveway, it doesn't matter.

Virgil B.

Yes...... but going to find a new spot... the smell is overwelming after a few days....until it rains

Redneck girls don't give a hoot, they will shuck them britches and hop a squat over a snake if'in the urge hits 'em...

Sure

Usually twice a day, minimum.

If you can't piss off yer porch or shoot out yer window .....you are livin' in the wrong place !

Piss and shoot guns, deer, or whatever else needs killin. Front or back porch, doesn't matter. 25 yard walk to my shooting bench. Once you experience this type of freedom you can never go back

I live in town so I should, just to give the neighbors a good laugh.
We live in what they call the NYC watershed even though we're 3 hours from the city. Whenever anybody goes fishing at the reservoirs it's proper etiquette to make a donation to their drinking water.

I keep a ladder handy in case the urge strikes to go piss off the roof. On the basement end, I find it a challenge to try and get finished before it starts hitting the ground.

when my son was little i had to teach him to understand that when your in school ,at church outside or in a town you have to use a rest room . my son said that`s dumb , son always enjoyed drawing pictures in the snow while he peed .

Anything else is unacceptable.

Yes, on either! But, I prefer to step off the porch…..I can’t piss over the rail! memtb

Friend told me, you know what I love about your place I can Piss anywhere, no people. Rio7

I know a guy who cut a hole in the wall of his shop and installed a funnel. Instant urinal!

Absolutely

My brother built a house in his pecan orchard 30+ years ago.

He has a few neighbors now, he says "it's getting so crowded I have to close my eyes when I piss outside".

Wouldn't live anywhere that you can't.

yes

Side porch

On bathroom between 5 people sometimes ya just gotta go

Both... Us country boys can do a LOT of chit that the city-slickers cannot..

I have to pee outside

Cause ya know…I seen some stuff man, friend of mine went to Nam, told me stuff man. Ya know what i mean man?
Some stuff

When it is dark out only...
Don't wanna shock the neighbors in daylight whipping out spike the vaginal destroyer...

I live in a subdivision and I am in the constant shame of all associated with that when compared to Pard peers on here...

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😔🤣🤣

The front porch or rear deck are ok, I guess, I've done it a few times. I prefer using the dining room window as it extends my range on local flora and fauna impressively.

It seems I rarely wizz inside anymore.

Yes.

I do it occasionally.

Pards are sending the Pard nasty grams for posting on this thread.
I can see the Pards point of veiw why they sent the Pard a heads up. " Why the fuuk you posting on that thread"

Pard forgot what other Pards revealed awhile back.

Sorry Pards it won't happen again....

😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😁

I can but don't. I can also shoot anything that I would want here too. I want to keep human smells down a bit. Porch moose this year!

I don't even own a porch.

I piss all over the place outside my prostate ain’t what it used to be

Yeah, but not so much in the winter.

Just did in the front yard.

I piss in the yard daily.

went out recently to wizz

these bass turds scared the be jesus outta me

Sure, but it kills the wifes flowers, and begins to stink after a while. So go tree to tree, outside.

Depends on wind velocity and direction...

wasn't it Bob Segar

had a song 'pissing in the wind' ?

Jerry Jeff walker.

An the answer is pissin in the sea?

I used to do it off my back deck until one day my wife went out and asked why it smelled like pizz near the end of the deck. So I stopped. But I pee in the wood line behind my shed when its dark.

Yup can and do all the time.

Absolutely not...I can barely keep it off the toes of my boots.

Sink...

I leave tracks in the snow of my bare feet when pissing off the decks. My wife commented that she appreciates that I piss in a different spot every time to keep the stench down. Ahh, life in the middle of nowhere, nothing better.

"pissin in the wind, gettin it on my friends, we're gonna sit and grin and tell our grand children"

Sure can!

I can, now that its dark LOL

Every chance I get

No can do. Neighbors and such. Down at the farm I can. But not in town.

kwg

Yes, but the ring doorbell has put a stop to it.

Bb

if you can't piss off the front porch, your neighbors are too close!

I am that guy.

Both front and back. Also on the side outside the garage.