Count me in - I was a pin ball wizard in the 60s!

^^^ You’ll make a mighty fine javelin catcher.

You are entirely too negative, You're out. Notice the correct usage of you're...

Plus, I ain't skeered of mucous.

I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.

We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.

I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.

Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].

I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.

Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.

Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.

We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me?

I usually get picked last, but this is my time to go full 'tard. I will give it my all, which is about 61% on a good day. Plus, I ain't skeered of mucous.

I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.

We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.

I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.

Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].

I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.

Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.

Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.

We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me?

Will there be a competition about who can lie the most and another about biggest Stolen Valor Shitbag?

I want to place my bets from the sidelines.

What was your BUDs class number Stolen Valor Shitbag Kirk?

Seriously? This deserves more info.

I am going to set up a team of all stars to who identify as retards and dominate the special olympics. We will set new records in all aspects of the games and everyone will get the gold medal. Guaranteed.

We will run the 50 yd dash and push retarded kids down on the way if they have the balls to keep up with us. Burns, this is your one moment to shine in this life.

I figure the baseball game will be over at our first at bat.

Barnyard Paul, you and your boyfriend, pole smoker will win the bike race, you cross dressing [bleep].

I believe we have a few guys that may be able to hit the broad side of the barn without shooting yourselves. You fellas have the shooting competition.

Bow hunters, as long as you don't shoot the arrows straight up in the air and stand around waiting for them to come back down, we are locked in for that competition.

Burns, you are just too [bleep] retarded to be permitted around guns so you are out. I mean, we don't all want to get shot while you stutter and go into an epileptic fit because some nitwit put a loaded gun in your hand other than in a video game.

We will all be sports hero's and individual record holders.MSN will wallow in our courage and bravery to out ourselves as full blown nitwits and support us the entire way. Gents, we may even get some rather lucrative sponsor deals with some pretty big companies (think Anheuser Busch). Yeah, you might have to let a little drool slide out of your mouths now and then and talk like a one horned billy goat but it will all work out in our favor. Who is with me?

Gin Blossom is writing checks. History hasn’t been kind to him, in re his veracity.

Seriously? This deserves more info.

Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him. He was very aware of everything and everyone around him. Nobody went outside the wire without your body armor as long as he was in command. Constantly yelling, "wear your armor". I imagine he saved quite a few lives. I know he saved mine because I was not a fan of side and back plates and only wore my helmet when I wore NODs. In fact, I couldn't wear my side plate when working with the Army or JTAC. We had to wear a SINGERS radio which went on your right side, high. The more you used it, the hotter it would get. Every strike resulted in one degree of burn on your side. I was a quick study and figured out I needed to stay on the long gun than carry that radio. I actually used to put gauze pads soaked in silvadene on my side before putting on that radio.

Some guys on Red squadron were given Winkler Tomahawks by Capt Howard. The morons took them on ONE deployment because we had some very poor leadership at the time. You have to understand, officers don't go through selection or green team. They just do their tour of 2 years and go away. Some don't make it 2 years. Which is why McRaven had an axe to grind with DEVGRU, he was booted. The operators at Dam Neck are almost entirely enlisted. The only exceptions are the ones who convert to officer or CWO and they are usually put in another capacity such as running green team, training or ops. So yeah, some guys had tomahawks for a partial tour. When the desecration thing became a thing, it was stopped. Immediately. To be honest, it was too late by then. Our investigation had found out about a lot of issues that had been going on and permitted by senior leadership. After that tour, a large chunk of SEAL leadership had a week long conference where some new ground rules were put in place and a lot of senior enlisted and officer leadership were sent home or back to the Teams.

There is no professional reason to carry a tomahawk and the the unintended consequences of permitting guys to carry them is that they will try to use them or utilize them to desecrate bodies. We are not in that business whatsoever. It doesn't align with the consummate professionalism that we are held to. I will tell you for a fact, there are very, very few instances justifying you to pull your knife to take a life. We are issued and train to be experts with our long arms and assault rifles. If you need to pull your pistol, you have screwed up along with 2 or 3 members of your group. You have to understand how hard it can be just to engage a guy because everyone is so fast and smooth, they will beat you to your shot. If you go dry, there are at minimum 2 guys deep already on target ready to take that shot. During an assault, you simply don't have time or the need to pull your sidearm. By this point in your career, you can dump and load in about 2 seconds or less. We used to drill to pull your pistol when you assault weapon went dry during a double tap but you get to a point where the sidearm is just an emergency weapon. Yes there are guys who strive to get a knife kill and they will usually get one by putting themselves in danger or their Team. Or sadly, finishing a wounded combatant. Those people have something wrong in their DNA and are for the most part, weeded out. Their desire to kill a guy with their knife does not out weigh my right to life.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead. If you are the type of person who let their emotions control their actions, you are in the wrong job. Unfortunately, senior leadership at that command permitted a bunch of MEN regress into immaturity. That particular squadron had many failings. They read a fictional book and took it as fact. Their squadron name was the Redmen, not the Indians as some fat turd here referenced them. The idiots went and got Apache Indian tattoos and started believing they were fawking Indians....and their leadership permitted it. No, encouraged it or turned a blind eye. Well, that BS reached the wrong ears, an admiral they tossed out of their group years prior and it was brought to an end. No one in the Navy is not and have not carried a tomahawk into battle except for 40 some days into a deployment. The tomahawks should have been meant to be a symbol or their mascot and namesake. Instead, a POS Captain was seeking inclusion into a group he knew he could never be in and brought a schitstorm into Naval Special Warfare. A lot of careers were lost and some of the offenders are now making tons of money telling lies and being giant POS.

I made my point. If anyone is wondering, I was an 18Delta, (maybe equivalent to a paramedic but a bit more), Sniper, and occasional assaulter. I tried to go dog handler but because of GWOT, I kept having to deploy or other schools. I assisted in developing the Navy SARC, Special Amphibious Reconnaissance Corpsman, and still train the guys in the pipeline. However, I do very little in the medical side and work the shooting and electronic side getting them ready for @#$%#^ which I believe is still a classified capability. I personally do not really enjoy the medical side anymore but instruct certain aspects of it. I am proud to say that when these guys finish their training, they can perform minor surgeries in the field, put a few hot ones in an enemies ass, shoot 1k yards minimum, free fall, dive with the best and run their asses off all day long. The military is changing. The Marines are changing. Warfare is changing. Mark my words, the Marines are going to break down to platoons size and deploy with multiple small units that are spread out. Special Forces in general will be the norm of the future. You got a motivated kid that wants to serve at least 10 years? Send them to SARC school. We will make them a better human being in this world with very impressive capabilities.

Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.

We are not in that business whatsoever. It doesn't align with the consummate professionalism that we are held to. I will tell you for a fact, there are very, very few instances justifying you to pull your knife to take a life. We are issued and train to be experts with our long arms and assault rifles. If you need to pull your pistol, you have screwed up along with 2 or 3 members of your group. You have to understand how hard it can be just to engage a guy because everyone is so fast and smooth, they will beat you to your shot. If you go dry, there are at minimum 2 guys deep already on target ready to take that shot. During an assault, you simply don't have time or the need to pull your sidearm. By this point in your career, you can dump and load in about 2 seconds or less. We used to drill to pull your pistol when you assault weapon went dry during a double tap but you get to a point where the sidearm is just an emergency weapon.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

I made my point. If anyone is wondering, I was an 18Delta, (maybe equivalent to a paramedic but a bit more), Sniper, and occasional assaulter. I tried to go dog handler but because of GWOT, I kept having to deploy or other schools. I assisted in developing the Navy SARC, Special Amphibious Reconnaissance Corpsman, and still train the guys in the pipeline. However, I do very little in the medical side and work the shooting and electronic side getting them ready for @#$%#^ which I believe is still a classified capability.[/qoute]

Here are a few posts when KSTOLENVALOR claimed he was in Ramadi fighting along side Jocko Willink in middle 2006.

[quote=KSMITH] from 2/14/2006]Back in November I shot an 8 pointer during muzzleloader season on land leased by my hunting club. The shot didn't immediately kill the deer and we were unable to recover the buck. Three weeks later, a few guys were rabbit hunting and found the buck, took the antlers and gave them to me. Due to being a real unique looking rack, I decided to have them mounted but the taxidermist said I needed to contact the game warden and get a tag for them. Like an idiot, I contacted a warden and he was happy to come right over. Instead of a tag, he issued me a summons to appear in court and confiscated the antlers. The summons states illegal possesion of deer antlers.

Needless to say, I was blown away. I was trying to do the right thing and got hammered and lost a really nice rack. I explained that the deer was decomposed at the time and never would have dreamed that you are required to check rotten deer. The warden was basically a robot with a bunch of preprogrammed responses. I called his captain and he said the guy probably should have issued me a warning and a tag for the deer but that he could not get involved.

Worst part is, I have a really bad taste in my mouth for VA game wardens now. If I knew someone was killing 100 deer a day I wouldn't report it for fear of being implicated by the warden.

What do you guys think?

Can be yours for 15.00 shipped.

I would like to sell my Bushmaster M-4 Patrolman. It comes with 8 aluminum 30 rounds clips, Specter CQB sling, Bushmaster hard case and a few hundred rounds of 5.56. There are some dark spots on the barrel where I laid it on a chair and a cup holder melted. It grows fainter and fainter each time I shoot it and I have never tried to clean it off. Pics make the gun look beat up but it is relatively new, I have owned it less than 6 months. The gun has no blemishes aside from the barrel. I would like 850.00 shipped.
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The Navy has almost as many people on land right now than on ships. They call it Individual Augmentees not to mention Seals, EOD, Seabees and grey fox operators. Not to mention all of the FMF corpmen. Not many people realize that we aren't just a bunch of swabbies sitting in an air conditioned space at sea. No matter what your rate or how good you are at your job, you can be shipped over to Iraq, AF or those other places with a quickness. I think I am safe for a while. Though I would have no heartache with going back.

John's day is coming...

John's day is coming... he will be famous real quick and just maybe standing in the unemployment line.

In all your blah, blahing you haven't posted where he claimed to be a seal.

Your lack of reading comprehension doesn't make the other person a liar.

We are not in that business whatsoever. It doesn't align with the consummate professionalism that we are held to. I will tell you for a fact, there are very, very few instances justifying you to pull your knife to take a life. We are issued and train to be experts with our long arms and assault rifles. If you need to pull your pistol, you have screwed up along with 2 or 3 members of your group. You have to understand how hard it can be just to engage a guy because everyone is so fast and smooth, they will beat you to your shot. If you go dry, there are at minimum 2 guys deep already on target ready to take that shot. During an assault, you simply don't have time or the need to pull your sidearm. By this point in your career, you can dump and load in about 2 seconds or less. We used to drill to pull your pistol when you assault weapon went dry during a double tap but you get to a point where the sidearm is just an emergency weapon.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

I made my point. If anyone is wondering, I was an 18Delta, (maybe equivalent to a paramedic but a bit more), Sniper, and occasional assaulter. I tried to go dog handler but because of GWOT, I kept having to deploy or other schools. I assisted in developing the Navy SARC, Special Amphibious Reconnaissance Corpsman, and still train the guys in the pipeline. However, I do very little in the medical side and work the shooting and electronic side getting them ready for @#$%#^ which I believe is still a classified capability.[/qoute]

Who has a lack of reading comprehension Liar? Not suprising you would pack up with another proven liar.



This paragraph is simply amazing at the number of lies.

1. 18Delta is an Army Special Forces medic, not a Navy SEAL. There is no 18Delta in the Navy.

2. KSTOLENVALOR was a Navy deck hand and has posted many times about his service on carriers. Nothing wrong with that but there is with lying about being a SEAL. I now doubt anything KSTOLENVALOR has posted was actually true as like a few other here he lies like it's breathing.

So he literally said he was 18D, but you understood he was saying he was a seal? And that makes everyone but you a liar?

Or does that just make you stupid?

P.S. When you wake up tomorrow, can I suggest blaming it on a fever and Nyquil? That's "worked" for you in the past.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

Where did he say he was a seal?

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

Want to show the tie in of KSmith to Kirk ?

Want to show the tie in of KSmith to Kirk ?

You seem to operate on the theory tell a lie often enough and it will become true.


Both start with a K?

Might be more to it.

Let's see how much further this plays out.

You seem to operate on the theory that what you imagine someone said is what they actually said.

So, I'll ask again, where did he say he was a seal?

You seem to operate on the theory that what you imagine someone said is what they actually said.

So, I'll ask again, where did he say he was a seal?

It pretty pathetic that even liar KSTOLENVALOR is smarter than trying to push that kind of dumb lie.

Well, this has worked for Democrats before. They impeached a President using this theory. miles

Came to the right recruiting spot.

Burns does follow a lot of the liberal playbook.

There's no doubt now, that he is of australian heritage.

Sad part is this dense jackass would probably demand a picture of a known Navy SEAL in the class room with an 18D labeled book in his hand and still say it isn't true. I put his pictures of him and his "friends" on the message board to see if anybody knows him or his "Friends", also texted Mike to let him know John is throwing his name around...again.

John, I proved you a liar once, if I do it 2 more times, will you promise to leave this site for good? Be a man about this. It should be easy as I don't believe anyone here likes you or finds you amusing. I have nothing to prove but I will if you accept my offer and self ban yourself. Maybe we can get Rick to enforce it by banning your IP and every new sock puppet you pop up with.

Sad part is this dense jackass would probably demand a picture of a known Navy SEAL in the class room with an 18D labeled book in his hand and still say it isn't true. I put his pictures of him and his "friends" on the message board to see if anybody knows him or his "Friends", also texted Mike to let him know John is throwing his name around...again.

John, I proved you a liar once, if I do it 2 more times, will you promise to leave this site for good? Be a man about this. It should be easy as I don't believe anyone here likes you or finds you amusing. I have nothing to prove but I will if you accept my offer and self ban yourself. Maybe we can get Rick to enforce it by banning your IP and every new sock puppet you pop up with.

Fuck off you cunt...we don't want the prick.

He is all your making.

Fuck off you cunt...we don't want the prick.

He is all your making.

Thought you was from NZ.

Different place ta me.

Do you feel like it's the same?

18D is Army. Were you training with them?

Sad part is this dense jackass would probably demand a picture of a known Navy SEAL in the class room with an 18D labeled book in his hand and still say it isn't true. I put his pictures of him and his "friends" on the message board to see if anybody knows him or his "Friends", also texted Mike to let him know John is throwing his name around...again.

John, I proved you a liar once, if I do it 2 more times, will you promise to leave this site for good? Be a man about this. It should be easy as I don't believe anyone here likes you or finds you amusing. I have nothing to prove but I will if you accept my offer and self ban yourself. Maybe we can get Rick to enforce it by banning your IP and every new sock puppet you pop up with.

You're a lying liar Stealing Valor, Kirk.

You were never a SEAL.

You were never an 18Delta.

I hope youre damn sure your facts are right. If not, it’s pretty damn serious accusations to be throwing around.
Being off base about the identity of the uvalde hero is one thing, this is a whole different animal.
I didn’t take it that he was claiming to be a seal/SEAL at all, to the contrary, it sounded clear that he was claiming to have served and fought with some.

Anyone with reading comprehension knows k Smith never claimed to be a seal. He actually said he was 18d, which is an Army mos. (I don't know if he really is. But I don't doubt him.) I'm not sure why burns is choosing to fight over this, other than he's a cantankerous, alcoholic Karen.

Do we have a Yo Yo team? I can walk the dog !!

the correct term is a douchebag, not a Karon.

Anyone with reading comprehension knows k Smith never claimed to be a seal. He actually said he was 18d, which is an Army mos. (I don't know if he really is. But I don't doubt him.) I'm not sure why burns is choosing to fight over this, other than he's a cantankerous, alcoholic Karen.

I hope youre damn sure your facts are right. If not, it’s pretty damn serious accusations to be throwing around.
Being off base about the identity of the uvalde hero is one thing, this is a whole different animal.
I didn’t take it that he was claiming to be a seal/SEAL at all, to the contrary, it sounded clear that he was claiming to have served and fought with some.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

Pretty easy to post your BUDs class number KSTOLENVALOR.

But you won't because you can't.

LOL.

You should read a book about reading the english language. If you can understand the crystal clear grammar in the following post then get the book.


KSTOLENVALOR has never denied he claimed to be a SEAL because anyone with a 3rd grade reading ability know that's exactly what he claimed.

LOL.

You should read a book about reading the english language. If you can understand the crystal clear grammar in the following post then get the book.


KSTOLENVALOR has never denied he claimed to be a SEAL because anyone with a 3rd grade reading ability know that's exactly what he claimed.

Retard… you are the biggest liar on this joint.

Fuck off you cunt...we don't want the prick.

He is all your making.

the correct term is a douchebag, not a Karon.

I will admit, at first I was not with KSMITH on this.

Until he started bagging on Burns.....

I had 2 distinct pleasures when I was in.

1. I got to attend a school with several SEALs - one and I were rather friendly, being the same age. Stood a couple of watches together, car pooled from quarters to the schoolhouse as ours were basically next to one another. Lot's of talks about leadership/motivation and the Navy. Oh, and he was also part of the cadre in the documentary Navy SEALs Training: BUD/s Class 234. His claim to fame and one my wife called him on once she met him at dinner.

2. I got to participate with a platoon from Team 5. Night extraction with helicopters in the hills, lost birds, lots of ammo, insurgency etc. Some run/gun shooting, crowds etc. Lots of fun.

If I said "SEAL Team 5 did training last night and we had 6 helos flying along, burping rounds out the sides..." would that mean I'm claiming I was a SEAL or just that I was there? Rational people understand either could be true and saying it in such a way doesn't automatically imply I am claiming to be part of Team 5.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead.

I will admit, at first I was not with KSMITH on this.

Until he started bagging on Burns.....

That's because you're still butthurt over puzzying out on the Sand Dunes elk hunt shooting test.

LOL, you wish. It's because of your friend, the BORTAC DUDE. You know, the one who took down the school shooter, Jimmy. LMFAO!!!

Sure you are and that's why you lie.

Post up exact qoutes of me ever claiming to know anyone in one BORTAC much less saying anyone at the school was a freind of mine.

You lie because your butt hurts bad and it's your nature to lie.

People who understand the english language know what the word "we" means.

Schidt or get off the pot. Did you investigate the alleged stolen valor or not? With all your “friends”, it should be real easy!

It was.

Sounds like Ksmith is twice the man you are.
Obviously I mean that figuratively not literally or he’d have to be 650-700lbs….

It's not suprising you would have a taste for Stolen Valor.

Well English is one of the 4 I was/am fluent in with another 2 with familiarity.

We, as KSMITH used it - doesn't immediately and ONLY convey the context you've latched onto. For those of us who've literally been paid to be professional linguists - sometimes working with (we) those SpecWar individuals/groups mentioned here - KSMITHs post was taken not only for content but context to arrive at the appropriate conclusion.

It's been explained to him. He lacks the mental acuity to understand.

Who remembers the clan of turd like people?

Is lying liar about to become the new clan?

It was.

Sure you are and that's why you lie.

Post up exact qoutes of me ever claiming to know anyone in one BORTAC much less saying anyone at the school was a freind of mine.
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I never claimed any such thing, moron.

LOL, you wish. It's because of your friend, the BORTAC DUDE. You know, the one who took down the school shooter, Jimmy. LMFAO!!!

It's litterally in the post you qouted but I will quote you yet again because Liars have a hard time keep track of all their lies.

I know we still have months left in 2023 but I'm going to nominate this thread for a Beaver award..."Best of the Fire, 2023".

Will there be a competition about who can lie the most and another about biggest Stolen Valor Shitbag?

I want to place my bets from the sidelines.

What was your BUDs class number Stolen Valor Shitbag Kirk?

He’s definitely the less douchey of the two.