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Posted By: DigitalDan Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/28/23
Here's your solution.

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Posted By: skeen Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/28/23
I'm not particularly scared of heights or anything but, I'm ouuuuut! 😨
I prefer mowing to taking the stairs. 😀
Posted By: RicG Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/28/23
I like mowing my small lawn. I don’t care how high I get though, as long as I keep one foot on the ground at all times.
I'd rather get a root canal than mow. Detest yard work.

Plenty of room to throw out garbage, but where does their water come from?
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Is there a Publix nearby?
You missed this bit, otherwise it is perfect.

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Unless there's an unlikely spring on that rock you'd have to truck in water
I dont mind mowing but I have been transitioning agressively into small clover, violets, and wild strawberry. Eff grass and lawns.
Originally Posted by Crockettnj
I dont mind mowing but I have been transitioning agressively into small clover, violets, and wild strawberry. Eff grass and lawns.


The older I get the more I appreciate the wog version of lawn...scoria and cement.
Probably a Dollar General up there too
My daughter and wife cut the grass today. You'd have thought sometime during the 1 acre process, one of them would have noticed the spiraling trail of hydraulic oil (7 gallons worth) that was following them. Just sayin'... cry

On the upside, it might make for a pretty cool design when the grass dies along the trail. frown
Posted By: DBT Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Originally Posted by Morewood
Unless there's an unlikely spring on that rock you'd have to truck in water

Or install large rain water tanks....
Better than fair chance there are cisterns cut in to the rock.
Posted By: DBT Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Most likely.
Posted By: IA_fog Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
WTF is wrong with anyone who doesn’t like to mow!!you must have voted for Biden
Mowing is like baseball a favorite pastime
Got a mescan for that.
Picking up a little horse poop around the house sure beats mowing all the time.

Lawn mowing is the biggest waste of time ever dumped on the male of our species.

Growing up, it was work for women and kids. None of my male relatives mowed the lawn.
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Do you know where that is Dan? Is it even real? These days you never know.
Originally Posted by BOWHUNR
Do you know where that is Dan? Is it even real? These days you never know.


I would be betting it is a monastery of some type.
Note the parking lot behind it. I'm betting there's a good spring or creek that goes down the draw to the left where they get water. They just built on the edge of the cliff.
One day when I'm laying on my deathbed and looking back on my life, I'm not going to give a damn about whether or not I kept my grass mowed.
Originally Posted by BOWHUNR
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Do you know where that is Dan? Is it even real? These days you never know.

Greece. There are several peaks so adorned in that land.
Mowing grass is the most diabolic useless work ever created by man.
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I love to mow. It beats the hell out of shoveling snow!
I could fly my hang glider off the front porch.
Posted By: ingwe Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Originally Posted by RHClark
Mowing grass is the most diabolic useless work ever created by man.

My sentiments exactly .

You spend time, money and energy trying to make it grow.

Then you spend time, money and energy cutting it down.

Makes no sense.

Like ironing underwear.
Damn, just don't have a few cocktails and go for a walk...

I don't mind mowing too much but I hate weed eating.
My great aunt had a dirt front yard. She just had to sweep it now and then…😊
Not sure why anybody would think anyone would build there if there was no water. Prolly built way before human flight and thought to very secure and defendable..mb
Posted By: skeen Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by RHClark
Mowing grass is the most diabolic useless work ever created by man.

My sentiments exactly .

You spend time, money and energy trying to make it grow.

Then you spend time, money and energy cutting it down.

Makes no sense.

Like ironing underwear.

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Posted By: skeen Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
One day when I'm laying on my deathbed and looking back on my life, I'm not going to give a damn about whether or not I kept my grass mowed.

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If you can afford that house, you sure won't be doing your own mowing...or cleaning...or cooking...or...
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Easily defensible! Barring black helicopters. But DD would not know anything about helicopters. grin
Posted By: RAM Re: Don't like mowing the lawn? - 05/29/23
Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Easily defensible! Barring black helicopters. But DD would not know anything about helicopters. grin


Look again. Drive up rear.
I'd rather have to mow than risk falling off my front porch 500 feet to my death.
Originally Posted by reivertom
I'd rather have to mow than risk falling off my front porch 500 feet to my death.

Getting drunk and pissing off the porch could be hazardous.
It's in Greece. There are 20+ monasteries in the area. The most famous is Monastery of the Holy Trinity where they filmed James Bond's For Your Eye Only.

My solution for not mowing would be moving back to Central NV. I hate cutting grass. Couldn't believe people purposely grew it out there creating unnecessary work for themselves.
Originally Posted by reivertom
I'd rather have to mow than risk falling off my front porch 500 feet to my death.

Made a pact with meself some years back about getting drunk, falling down and hurting meself, therefore this would NOT be a place that I could reside.
Visiting the monasteries of Meteora was the highlight of our trip to Greece. There are six active monasteries.
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