Hey, years ago, spent most of Thanksgiving Night at Shotgun Willies
Wound up bidding to enter the Gravy Wrestling contest.
They put me in shorts in the back room and shoved me into the ring.
Two hard body Hot Babes entered the ring to take me on. I knew I was in trouble after realizing they could crack walnuts with their butts.
In any event, they kicked my ass. Had me down on the mat in a nanosecond and never let up. Course, I was pretty drunk, out numbered 2 to 1 and my Mom taught me never to hit a girl. That's my excuse anyway.
It was a mess, but some of the best money I ever spent.
Hey, years ago, spent most of Thanksgiving Night at Shotgun Willies
Wound up bidding to enter the Gravy Wrestling contest.
They put me in shorts in the back room and shoved me into the ring.
Two hard body Hot Babes entered the ring to take me on. I knew I was in trouble after realizing they could crack walnuts with their butts.
In any event, they kicked my ass. Had me down on the mat in a nanosecond and never let up. Course, I was pretty drunk, out numbered 2 to 1 and my Mom taught me never to hit a girl. That's my excuse anyway.
It was a mess, but some of the best money I ever spent.
Hey, years ago, spent most of Thanksgiving Night at Shotgun Willies
Wound up bidding to enter the Gravy Wrestling contest.
They put me in shorts in the back room and shoved me into the ring.
Two hard body Hot Babes entered the ring to take me on. I knew I was in trouble after realizing they could crack walnuts with their butts.
In any event, they kicked my ass. Had me down on the mat in a nanosecond and never let up. Course, I was pretty drunk, out numbered 2 to 1 and my Mom taught me never to hit a girl. That's my excuse anyway.
It was a mess, but some of the best money I ever spent.
Hey, years ago, spent most of Thanksgiving Night at Shotgun Willies
Wound up bidding to enter the Gravy Wrestling contest.
They put me in shorts in the back room and shoved me into the ring.
Two hard body Hot Babes entered the ring to take me on. I knew I was in trouble after realizing they could crack walnuts with their butts.
In any event, they kicked my ass. Had me down on the mat in a nanosecond and never let up. Course, I was pretty drunk, out numbered 2 to 1 and my Mom taught me never to hit a girl. That's my excuse anyway.
It was a mess, but some of the best money I ever spent.
Hey, years ago, spent most of Thanksgiving Night at Shotgun Willies
Wound up bidding to enter the Gravy Wrestling contest.
They put me in shorts in the back room and shoved me into the ring.
Two hard body Hot Babes entered the ring to take me on. I knew I was in trouble after realizing they could crack walnuts with their butts.
In any event, they kicked my ass. Had me down on the mat in a nanosecond and never let up. Course, I was pretty drunk, out numbered 2 to 1 and my Mom taught me never to hit a girl. That's my excuse anyway.
It was a mess, but some of the best money I ever spent.
I had to drive past the local university campus a while back going to my rental home. Lots of students were out and I didn't see a single coed that appeared to weigh less than 200 pounds. I'm not a small guy myself and never have been but noticed today at Costco that I was less obese than probably 75% of the people there.
There were fatties everywhere. When I was in school as a kid I was considered fat at 6'3 and 230 pounds. Most people where much thinner 25 years ago. I'm not sure if it's inactivity, just overeating, or chemicals and hormones but we as a nation definitely have a weight problem. I was watching some episodes of Friday Night Lights which was filmed around 2006 and noticed how thin and healthy some of the girls looked. Even my wife commented and said remember when kids that age were thin like that. I know there was some Hollywood bias but people really were much thinner even just back then.
I took my mom my 3 kids and my 17 year old niece to Wendy's a while back. It cost more for my nieces order than it did the other 5 of us combined. Each of my kids got a Jr burger and drank water. My mom and I got the 2 for $5 chicken sandwiches and each had one. My niece got the double baconator, large fry, large soda, and chicken nuggets. Her order was like $17. I asked my mom if she was just taking advantage of the fact I was buying and she said no, she always eats like that. The mystery of why she's 5'2 and 200 pounds was finally answered.
So my brother tells me today how pissed he is that I'm not going to help pay for his daughter's schooling. I said I've got 3 of my own kids to pay for you've got one. He said it's going to cost him $3000 a month just for her housing and food. I'm thinking he'll be lucky if that covers her lunches. Young people spend a ton of money eating out. Can't ever settle for the deal they have to have exactly what they want no matter the cost. I told my brother I'm done subsidizing their lifestyle while my kids eat off the dollar menu. He can pay for his own kids $17 lunches and Boston rents and tuition.
The best diet I ever went on was a budget. I built my first home with money I saved by quit eating out and lost nearly 50 pounds doing it. My cousin said how can you afford this big home. I said I'm paying for it almost entirely with the money I've saved not going to lunch with you every day and not going to dinner and movies with you 2 plus times a week. A year later he weighed 350 pounds and was filing for bankruptcy and I was living in my new home with lots of equity.
People are fat because they eat too much and don't get enough exercise; it's that simple. That they also tend to eat extra-fattening food, doesn't help. There are genetic factors as well but the first two items are the main thing. Wife had an uncle who said he gained weight no matter what he ate. He was 6 ft and pushing 400 pounds. While we were talking, he ate half of a chocolate cake. Said he worked hard, and maybe he did. Trouble was, he worked hard sitting in the seat of a truck. He died young. Both of his kids are fat, and won't be getting any thinner. GD
I was under the impression that most educated Germans looked down on anyone of African descent and tended to shun German woman who were involved with U.S. GIs who were people of color. Evolution and broader acceptance goes on everywhere it seems.
The Germans used to sell a soft drink called Afri Cola that they advertised with [bleep] dressed like humans, suggesting that Africans were as much [bleep] as they were human. Probably not PC in 2023.
EDIT: Apparently, Rick's algorithm doesn't like the words "[bleep]" or "[bleep]" in the way that I used them.
EDIT2: Since when are the words C h i m p or C h i m p a n z e e offensive?
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
I was under the impression that most educated Germans looked down on anyone of African descent and tended to shun German woman who were involved with U.S. GIs who were people of color. Evolution and broader acceptance goes on everywhere it seems.
The Germans used to sell a soft drink called Afri Cola that they advertised with [bleep] dressed like humans, suggesting that Africans were as much [bleep] as they were human. Probably not PC in 2023.
EDIT: Apparently, Rick's algorithm doesn't like the words "[bleep]" or "[bleep]" in the way that I used them.
EDIT2: Since when are the words C h i m p or C h i m p a n z e e offensive?
Rick only allows members with at least 100,000 posts to use the words chimpanzee or chimp in a post. It's one of the perks.
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
Not about whether she is rootable or not, it is about her being the best the krauts can put up. "Germany's Most Beautiful Model 2023", betting they can do better than that, and would have if the men had voted instead of some stupid bitches with shit for brains.
" Most people where much thinner 25 years ago. I'm not sure if it's inactivity, just overeating, or chemicals and hormones but we as a nation definitely have a weight problem."
I'm thinking chemicals and hormones. FWIW, I've brought this up with a couple of doctors during our conversations and they agrees with me.
It's a known fact that feed lots and commercial poultry raisers dose their animals with female hormone to make them gain weight faster. I think that stuff does not leave the meat when cooked. If it made the animal or bird fatter, why wouldn't it make us fatter as well. Could also be a cause of all the wimpy ass young men these days. Don't trannys use female hormones to try to make them more "womanly"?
Those feedlots also dose the animals with massive amounts of antibiotics. Could that be the cause of many germs becoming resistant to antibiotics?
I was under the impression that most educated Germans looked down on anyone of African descent and tended to shun German woman who were involved with U.S. GIs who were people of color. Evolution and broader acceptance goes on everywhere it seems.
I spend a fair amount of time in Germany with my job and times have changed. Judging by the couples I see walking around I'd say the average German woman has no hesitation to hop in bed with a black guy.
I was under the impression that most educated Germans looked down on anyone of African descent and tended to shun German woman who were involved with U.S. GIs who were people of color. Evolution and broader acceptance goes on everywhere it seems.
I spend a fair amount of time in Germany with my job and times have changed. Judging by the couples I see walking around I'd say the average German woman has no hesitation to hop in bed with a black guy.
And even 30 years ago, the lure of the forbidden black fruit was pretty darn strong. They just didn't bring it home to Momma......
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
I am with you on that sentiment, this is the song I would be singing if a heffer like that approached me for sex.
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
You don't know what you are missing!
Absolutely, ain’t nothing better than big girl puzzy!
Oh please!the ugliest girl in high school could get banged every night of the week and all day long on the weekends. If she just let it be known she would put out . I would bet if she was laying there nekkedd saying comeon let's have at it." None of ya ll would back off and say no thanks
No sir. Not ever. Never ever got within ten feet of one that was the least bit overweight. Never.
You don't know what you are missing!
Hell I don’t. My ol dad warned me early on, “Son, ya never dance with a fat girl and ya won’t marry one”. I’m very fortunate. Married a 10/10 and she has all the get up and go the law allows. Drop dead gorgeous and is sweet as can be too. Nope …..never even gave one a second glance.