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Posted By: KSMITH Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Is there still one that doesn't suck? Somebody told me the Brazilian Tramontina is actually cheap and good. I bought 2 plus paid an upgrade (6 dollars) to get the handles fitted and the blade sharpened. I will update when I get them but until then, is there a manufacturer that still makes one that won't bend when you hit a limb with it?

I sorely needed one on my last trip trying to break trail to get to water so I could fly fish last week. I had a Gerber Kukri but a limb bent the piss out of it a few years ago and I think if I ground it out, it would break upon use.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
LOL
Posted By: RHClark Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Trams are good. I would have spent my $6 on a good file and sharpened it myself. You will need to sharpen it fairly often anyway. Imacasa is a good brand too. Basically anything made in Brazil or South America, rather than China.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
get yourself one of these and some extra blades. Sell the machetes to someone for what you can get out of them.

https://theforestrystore.com/products/clearing-axe-29
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Meh, 6 bucks ain't much to have someone make it usable. I know the ones made in the jungles of PI are pretty danged good but by the time they get here, they are way too much money. I think they make them out of truck springs.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I'm not kidding about the brush axe.

We carried them clearing our way thru streams and creeks in the rainforest of NorCal so we could do our surveys. Much better than a machete.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
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Posted By: BeardedGunsmith Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Want one that won't bend, make it out of a lawnmower blade lol.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
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Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by BeardedGunsmith
Want one that won't bend, make it out of a lawnmower blade lol.
You obviously haven't seen what I have done with lawnmower blades....
Posted By: blanket Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Get a corn knife
Posted By: WMR Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
“…Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade.”
Posted By: 375Taylor Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Ahh huhh
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by blanket
Get a corn knife
Is that what you eat corn on the cob with?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Hip boots
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I have a Tram what I call a cane knife. Comes in handy cutting the picos off cedar post and staves. Carry it with me every day in the mule.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Fiskars Brush Axe. Lightweight, perfect weight distribution,. Don’t leave home without one. I have two.

Home Depot carries them, prob’ly Lowe’s too.

https://www.fiskars.com/en-us/garde...ls-and-machetes/brush-axe-19-378600-1005

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Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Where are those made now Mike? I noticed a bunch of their other products are made in China now, not in their home country as they used to be.

One could always go all American for a similar brush axe:and spend a good bit more $$$

https://www.woodmanspal.com/product/woodmans-pal-tool/
Posted By: plumbum Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Condors do not suck.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
You remember the Harbor Freight catalogs that would come out with all the knives for sale?


Those were cool.



It's was always a good time for a 8 year old when the HF and JC Whitney catalogs came out.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You remember the Harbor Freight catalogs that would come out with all the knives for sale?


Those were cool.



It's was always a good time for a 8 year old when the HF and JC Whitney catalogs came out.
Looking at all the cool scheidt you could get for your car.......................





when you finally got one!
Posted By: Steelruger22 Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
So, I went through a pretty good machete phase... tried many... the kukries, the katanas, the bush/cane knifes, even the giant bowies. Know what I kept coming back to? The good ole' Ontario Knife Co. GI. Machete. They just balance amazing. Hold an edge well, easy to sharpen, especially with a file or grinder and will hack through anything. I've cut through everything from grass to 10" live trees with these blades and they beg for more. The woodsmans pal and cane style knifes work good for lil stuff, but you won't be falling a 6"+ tree with them if the need arises. I'll take my OKC GI Blade every time.
Posted By: thumbcocker Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Woodsman pal. Made in USA
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Where are those made now Mike?

China 🤨 I had to Google it, I left home without mine. And ya can’t get them custom engraved (ex. “Happy birthday Honey”) like you can those Pals

https://www.woodmanspal.com/product/woodmans-pal-tool/

One thing notable about the Pals and the Swedish brush axes tho is they don’t look to have a blaze orange handle. It sure is easy to set these things down in use, blaze orange makes it easier to pick them up again.
Posted By: poboy Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Mine are 36" Stanley's (The tool co.)
Posted By: hanco Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Where are those made now Mike?

China 🤨 I had to Google it, I left home without mine. And ya can’t get them custom engraved (ex. “Happy birthday Honey”) like you can those Pals

https://www.woodmanspal.com/product/woodmans-pal-tool/

One thing notable about the Pals and the Swedish brush axes tho is they don’t look to have a blaze orange handle. It sure is easy to set these things down in use, blaze orange makes it easier to pick them up again.


I like the orange handles
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
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Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Best machete ever made…

But discontinued.. thanks Lynn Thompson.

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Posted By: Mannlicher Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
best one I ever had was a Cold Steel Sax style. I have 12 and 18 inch examples. Over 10 years hard use now with zero problems. Sadly, Cold Steel does not make them anymore.
Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I have an old Tramontina and matching scabbard from the old surveying days.

It's good steel, and takes a scary sharp edge. I've cut many miles of brush/survey line with that, and it still serves me well when I need it.

Nichols used to make a really good machete, but I think they sold out to another company, and the steel just isn't what it used to be.
Posted By: gsganzer Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I carry one of these in my truck.

Ontario 18" Machete
Posted By: Hook Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I became a big fan of bolo machetes 30-40 years ago. Used one for quite a while until it went missing. I think I left it in a truck I sold. I now use the Cold Steel version with complete satisfaction. Having the center of gravity moved forward makes its effectiveness much more pronounced, especially when you occasionally have to cut a small tree or thick limb.

I also have the Gerber version of the Fiskar pictured above. It is a good tool but difficult to sharpen because of its concave edge.
Posted By: Orion2000 Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
If you can get one, "Imacasa" (sp?) from El Salvador. Had one for 20 years that I bought in San Miguel during a mission trip. Excellent tool for trimming and cutting. Held a good sharp edge once I got it to my liking. Accidentally ran over it last year with lawn mower. Blade "shattered" into 8-10 pieces... Grrrr... Still have not found anything local to replace it...
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
A blade w/o curve on the edge is your friend. -Hint-

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Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
These work good too! If you can find them. These are called a faschinemesser or in England a billhook. Issued to the sappers in the 18th and 19th century. In the UK they still use them for hedging. I bought a 1/2 doz. derelict ones from the UK and rehandled them.

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Posted By: Lslite Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Tramontina or Ontario for me. A good machete is a useful tool in my area.
Posted By: coyotewacker Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by gsganzer
I carry one of these in my truck.

Ontario 18" Machete

I've had one for over 25 years except mines has a black handle....my cousin picked one up and it has an orange handle told her it was a great addition to the design....
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Crocodile tools, Tema Ghana, your basic subsistence farming superstore.
😎

https://ralphmartindale.com/

This particular machet preferred by nine out of ten subsistence farmers, who literally depend on these things for survival. You can’t farm without tools, and without farms people starve.

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Posted By: rockinbbar Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
What nobody is saying is just how dangerous these are.

In years of running crews using machetes while surveying, I've seen some pretty bad cuts. And some really close calls.

I know it sounds dumb, but I always took the time to show crew members just how to safely use a machete.
Posted By: OGB Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Meh, 6 bucks ain't much to have someone make it usable. I know the ones made in the jungles of PI are pretty danged good but by the time they get here, they are way too much money. I think they make them out of truck springs.

I have a few of these, brought them back in my suitcase. My little brown wife wields them like an extension of her arm. A bit frightening.
Posted By: 260Remguy Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
My BIL, who is dangerous around almost any tools, gave himself a cut in the calf with a machete that required 38 stitches to close. Machetes and hatchets cause a lot of below the waist self-inflicted injuries when used without care.

I have a Marble's Bolo Camp Jungle machete that works quite well for clearing shooting lanes and the like. It was made in El Salvador and is priced at $18 from Smokey Mountain.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I done a fair bit of backcountry fishing in designated wilderness and I don’t recall ever having to blaze trails or hack my way through the fugking forest to drop a fly in the water.

And I sure as fugk didn’t hump no machete.

But Lord knows those places wasn’t as rough as Virginia.

LOL
Posted By: kenjs1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
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Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est ?


A fah fah fah fah fah far better.... That was perfect! ha haha

Nice tip on the brush axe thing. I hadn't seen one but am curious. MY friend bought me an electric trimmer- chainsaw last year for my birthday. Those and loppers handle everything but I may just pick one of those up just to try it out.

Anyone want to do a comparison video on the brush axe vs the woodsmanpal ?
Posted By: cra1948 Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
[/i]I [i]was about 12 when I mail-ordered (back when it actually was mail order) a surplus GI machete, 18” blade, OD canvas sheath, for IIRC, $3.00. I used it quite a bit as, every summer, as soon as school let out, my brother, several friends and I went feral. We’d live in the woods, always on the water somewhere, foraging, fishing, killing anything we could and slipping into town occasionally to raid gardens. The machete was invaluable for building shelters.

Years later I bought an
Posted By: Azshooter Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I had never heard of an Imacasa. Quite a few sold here:

https://www.machetespecialists.com/filter/brand/imacasa/


Many other interesting machete designs out there!

I have a very early Woodsman's pal that I inherited from my father which I use from time to time. It has a metal scabbard with the original leather retaining snap. 284 on handguard and with some inscriptions on side of blade: 280 along with patent number and Victor Tool Co Victor Pa. It is one of the early versions. From my research this was the first design starting in 1941

From this link: https://www.woodsandrocks.com/bushcraftvideos/8-video/5706-woodman-s-pal

Video translation: "Frederick Ehrsam from Victor Tool Company and he designed this by studying edge tools that were created for processing different types of material all over the world and he wanted to create one tool that was kind of a multifunctional tool for the woodsman back in the 1940s and this tool at that time came with a metal sheath and this is an original"

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Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Best machete ever made…

But discontinued.. thanks Lynn Thompson.

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French Senegalese colonial infantry carried a machete similar to this but with much shorter handle called a "Coup Coup". Used in both world wars in the trenches and open combat.

Concerning the billhooks I mentioned above I can’t remember the event exactly. But I believe it was during the Seven Years War either a Prussian or Hessian sapper company retook a defensive trenchline with only their billhook knives and axes !!!
Posted By: JLimbo Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Azshooter
I had never heard of an Imacasa. Quite a few sold here:

https://www.machetespecialists.com/filter/brand/imacasa/


Many other interesting machete designs out there!

I have a very early Woodsman's pal that I inherited from my father which I use from time to time. It has a metal scabbard with the original leather retaining snap. 284 on handguard and with some inscriptions on side of blade: 280 along with patent number and Victor Tool Co Victor Pa. It is one of the early versions. From my research this was the first design starting in 1941

From this link: https://www.woodsandrocks.com/bushcraftvideos/8-video/5706-woodman-s-pal

Video translation: "Frederick Ehrsam from Victor Tool Company and he designed this by studying edge tools that were created for processing different types of material all over the world and he wanted to create one tool that was kind of a multifunctional tool for the woodsman back in the 1940s and this tool at that time came with a metal sheath and this is an original"

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I've got one as well. It came from my father in-laws stash of camping gear and now lives in my side by side.

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Posted By: There_Ya_Go Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Don't know if they are still made, but I have several old Collins machetes which are very good.

Originally Posted by rockinbbar
What nobody is saying is just how dangerous these are.

In years of running crews using machetes while surveying, I've seen some pretty bad cuts. And some really close calls.

I know it sounds dumb, but I always took the time to show crew members just how to safely use a machete.

Yep. When cruising timber or out hunting, I prefer to carry a pair of anvil-type "snips".
Posted By: moosemike Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I like my Tramontina
Posted By: paguy Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I like my Kershaw.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
https://ontarioknife.com/products/sp-8-survival-machete?_pos=4&_sid=3d9c23654&_ss=r

Not a machete, a knife , shovel, hammer, or pry bar. But it is all the above. Destroying one would have to be the intention. Otherwise it's hard to hurt one.

One of these is not always my first choice, but I still value it as good tool & glad I have it.
Posted By: Azshooter Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Gunzo: that is a very practical length. Bet is one heck of a chopper! Looks like saw teeth on the spine, will it saw wood and bone?
Posted By: Fenton Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Check out the Ontario Knife Company SP-8 Survival Machete $95.14 on their website. I’ve had one for many years and like it. Great size for brushing trails. Just the right length and weight. Comfortable to swing with good balance. Safe and sturdy dangler sheath. Holds a good edge and easy to sharpen. No downsides from me.
Really, check it out. One of those tools for a lifetime, you won’t damage it.

Edit: New sheaths are not as nice as the older leather ones with snaps like mine. I’d look on ebay for one like mine.
Posted By: Rapier Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Surveying we carried several items to cut "line of sight." The cane knife, large flat with back hook, works fine on grass style brush, as does the machete, but with hard brush or hardwoods, like oak scrub, it takes a heaver tempered blade. Here on the farm, we have multiple types of brush, so I carry 3 different styles brush cutters on my cart. I have a two hand brush hook and two different sling blades, just do not like to use them, rather use the Stihl carbide brush blade. I also have a 6' Bush Hog, which is much, much better at brush clearing than all that hand stuff.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Azshooter
Gunzo: that is a very practical length. Bet is one heck of a chopper! Looks like saw teeth on the spine, will it saw wood and bone?

The saw teeth might be the least effective portion of the tool. The thick blade(.250") might hider the saw part. Haven't really studied the teeth to see if they could be tuned up a bit. But likely.
Posted By: Crash_Pad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Machetes are slicing implements. Not for chopping. They should be light, thin, high tensile steel, razor sharp with cushioned handle.Heavy rigid blades rebound painfully in the hand. Corona:
https://www.amazon.com/Corona-MA-60...p;hvtargid=pla-4583657835647366&th=1
Posted By: Fenton Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Machetes are slicing implements. Not for chopping. They should be light, thin, high tensile steel, razor sharp with cushioned handle.Heavy rigid blades rebound painfully in the hand. Corona:
https://www.amazon.com/Corona-MA-60...p;hvtargid=pla-4583657835647366&th=1

I doubt this Corona tool would last very long. Maybe if you were swinging it through soft banana leaves in a jungle setting, but in North America I'd have little confidence in a $17.00 tool probably made in China. Even if it's made in the USA, how much quality and durability could be in a tool of this kind for $17.00? I sure would not want to be carrying it constantly either since it's got no sheath. I guess since it's only $17.00, you'd not be out much if it's junk.
Posted By: Jim in Idaho Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
All you guys should join together and get some letters of marque, you'd make a pretty effective boarding party... wink
Posted By: BuckHaggard Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I ain't bushwhacking, but my Cold Steel does a real swell job when I need a machete.
Posted By: Fenton Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
All you guys should join together and get some letters of marque, you'd make a pretty effective boarding party... wink

With all of us screaming and swinging machetes as we boarded, we'd probably do a fair amount of damage to each other...but I like your idea and sense of humor.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by deflave
I done a fair bit of backcountry fishing in designated wilderness and I don’t recall ever having to blaze trails or hack my way through the fugking forest to drop a fly in the water.

And I sure as fugk didn’t hump no machete.

But Lord knows those places wasn’t as rough as Virginia.

LOL
Why don't you just shut your cock holster mister know it all. I never knew a guy so willing to go around schitting in every thread but yet here you are, and over there, and there, there and there. Get a fawking job and get away from the computer.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

OK, Panama Jack.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by deflave
I done a fair bit of backcountry fishing in designated wilderness and I don’t recall ever having to blaze trails or hack my way through the fugking forest to drop a fly in the water.

And I sure as fugk didn’t hump no machete.

But Lord knows those places wasn’t as rough as Virginia.

LOL
Why don't you just shut your cock holster mister know it all. I never knew a guy so willing to go around schitting in every thread but yet here you are, and over there, and there, there and there. Get a fawking job and get away from the computer.

I’m not schitting on every thread.

I’m schitting on yours.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

Deflake wouldn't know. In Montana he stayed on the sheep trails.

LOL.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by deflave
I done a fair bit of backcountry fishing in designated wilderness and I don’t recall ever having to blaze trails or hack my way through the fugking forest to drop a fly in the water.

And I sure as fugk didn’t hump no machete.

But Lord knows those places wasn’t as rough as Virginia.

LOL
Why don't you just shut your cock holster mister know it all. I never knew a guy so willing to go around schitting in every thread but yet here you are, and over there, and there, there and there. Get a fawking job and get away from the computer.

I’m not schitting on every thread.

I’m schitting on yours.

Just adding a turd in top of bullshit lol
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

Deflake wouldn't know. In Montana he stayed on the sheep trails.

LOL.

Remember when you defended CockSocket and he said you were wrong?

LOL

Fugking morons.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
What nobody is saying is just how dangerous these are.

In years of running crews using machetes while surveying, I've seen some pretty bad cuts. And some really close calls.

I know it sounds dumb, but I always took the time to show crew members just how to safely use a machete.
One of the reasons we were issued the Swedish Sandvik ones on the stream crews.

Timber company didn't want any injuries. Neither did we as safety issues were added in to our monthly bonus calculations, for the whole company. People be pissed at us if we chopped open a leg!
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Where are those made now Mike?

China 🤨 I had to Google it, I left home without mine. And ya can’t get them custom engraved (ex. “Happy birthday Honey”) like you can those Pals

https://www.woodmanspal.com/product/woodmans-pal-tool/

One thing notable about the Pals and the Swedish brush axes tho is they don’t look to have a blaze orange handle. It sure is easy to set these things down in use, blaze orange makes it easier to pick them up again.


I like the orange handles
No orange handle?


https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=blaze+orange+spray+paint&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F31MZLgFxqtL._SY300_.jpg
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

Deflake wouldn't know. In Montana he stayed on the sheep trails.

LOL.
Is he still trying to schit post to me? lol.
Posted By: Crash_Pad Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by Fenton
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Machetes are slicing implements. Not for chopping. They should be light, thin, high tensile steel, razor sharp with cushioned handle.Heavy rigid blades rebound painfully in the hand. Corona:
https://www.amazon.com/Corona-MA-60...p;hvtargid=pla-4583657835647366&th=1

I doubt this Corona tool would last very long. Maybe if you were swinging it through soft banana leaves in a jungle setting, but in North America I'd have little confidence in a $17.00 tool probably made in China. Even if it's made in the USA, how much quality and durability could be in a tool of this kind for $17.00? I sure would not want to be carrying it constantly either since it's got no sheath. I guess since it's only $17.00, you'd not be out much if it's junk.

We have two of them for several years now. Much more effective than a heavier bladed one with hard plastic grips, and way less painful to use. One inch saplings drop in one swipe. The trick is to not chop straight in, but bring it down fast in a slicing, diagonal motion so more of the blade cuts. The shape and length of the thing is ideal. Thicker stuff requires another whack or two. Corona is one tough little rascal. Works better than a sling blade or axe on smallish stuff. Like you say, small financial risk. And BTW, it does come with a sheath. You won't be out much and will be surprised.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
I just need a good one to attach to my pack. When I go out, I usually have a fly rod and a metal detector with me. In PA, it seems like wherever a spring ends, there was an old logging camp. I always find the axes, chains etc.. but I also come across silver Peabody suspender buckles and silver spoons as well. Deer hunting was a commercial operation in PA too so there are plenty of old deer camps out in the middle of nowhere as well. All kinds of neat things to find. But sheeeeitt, Delfail has found better and bigger stuff than any of us ever will....
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Remember when you defended CockSocket and he said you were wrong?

LOL

Fugking morons.

Jag remember?😂😂
I wouldn’t bet on it. (Without checking with Hatari first)

Only thing she remembers is where the Boones Farms is.

BOOOOM Lol !!
Poor old Jag, at least there’s Q, and vampires, werewolves. 😂😂
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

Deflake wouldn't know. In Montana he stayed on the sheep trails.

LOL.
Is he still trying to schit post to me? lol.

Take me off ignore and you can see if I am. Uh I mean take him off ignore.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I ordered one the the orange handled OTK Co ones to give a try. Contrary to dipshits thoughts on the matter, southeast VA is thick as hell and so is the path alongside creeks in PA. Between the road, railroad and river, there is plenty of sun getting in to allow the luxurious growth of jingweeds. Not to mention trying to get through and elk CRP cutover full of briars and baby beech trees.

Deflake wouldn't know. In Montana he stayed on the sheep trails.

LOL.
Is he still trying to schit post to me? lol.

Take me off ignore and you can see if I am. Uh I mean take him off ignore.
🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I just need a good one to attach to my pack. When I go out, I usually have a fly rod and a metal detector with me. In PA, it seems like wherever a spring ends, there was an old logging camp. I always find the axes, chains etc.. but I also come across silver Peabody suspender buckles and silver spoons as well. Deer hunting was a commercial operation in PA too so there are plenty of old deer camps out in the middle of nowhere as well. All kinds of neat things to find. But sheeeeitt, Delfail has found better and bigger stuff than any of us ever will....
So your a carpet bagging yankee livin in Virginia 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I just need a good one to attach to my pack. When I go out, I usually have a fly rod and a metal detector with me. In PA, it seems like wherever a spring ends, there was an old logging camp. I always find the axes, chains etc.. but I also come across silver Peabody suspender buckles and silver spoons as well. Deer hunting was a commercial operation in PA too so there are plenty of old deer camps out in the middle of nowhere as well. All kinds of neat things to find. But sheeeeitt, Delfail has found better and bigger stuff than any of us ever will....
So your a carpet bagging yankee livin in Virginia 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
Born further south than you...TN. lol
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I just need a good one to attach to my pack. When I go out, I usually have a fly rod and a metal detector with me. In PA, it seems like wherever a spring ends, there was an old logging camp. I always find the axes, chains etc.. but I also come across silver Peabody suspender buckles and silver spoons as well. Deer hunting was a commercial operation in PA too so there are plenty of old deer camps out in the middle of nowhere as well. All kinds of neat things to find. But sheeeeitt, Delfail has found better and bigger stuff than any of us ever will....
So your a carpet bagging yankee livin in Virginia 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
Born further south than you...TN. lol
🤣👍👍
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/23/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I just need a good one to attach to my pack. When I go out, I usually have a fly rod and a metal detector with me. In PA, it seems like wherever a spring ends, there was an old logging camp. I always find the axes, chains etc.. but I also come across silver Peabody suspender buckles and silver spoons as well. Deer hunting was a commercial operation in PA too so there are plenty of old deer camps out in the middle of nowhere as well. All kinds of neat things to find. But sheeeeitt, Delfail has found better and bigger stuff than any of us ever will....
So your a carpet bagging yankee livin in Virginia 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
Born further south than you...TN. lol

Lucky for you…… you was about to get EB turnt up !
Posted By: blanket Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by blanket
Get a corn knife
Is that what you eat corn on the cob with?
Are you that dumb
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by blanket
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by blanket
Get a corn knife
Is that what you eat corn on the cob with?
Are you that dumb


I'd bet you have young farmers in Iowa who have never cut corn.
Posted By: Hastings Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Is there still one that doesn't suck? Somebody told me the Brazilian Tramontina is actually cheap and good. I bought 2 plus paid an upgrade (6 dollars) to get the handles fitted and the blade sharpened. I will update when I get them but until then, is there a manufacturer that still makes one that won't bend when you hit a limb with it?

I sorely needed one on my last trip trying to break trail to get to water so I could fly fish last week. I had a Gerber Kukri but a limb bent the piss out of it a few years ago and I think if I ground it out, it would break upon use.
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Machetes are slicing implements. Not for chopping. They should be light, thin, high tensile steel, razor sharp with cushioned handle.Heavy rigid blades rebound painfully in the hand. Corona:
https://www.amazon.com/Corona-MA-60...p;hvtargid=pla-4583657835647366&th=1
Now finally a subject I know something about. I've chopped and marked over 300 miles of U.S.F.S. property lines in the Louisiana jungle. As Crash_Pad suggests, light, thin, and razor sharp is the way to go but 18 inches is too short and 30 inches is not too long. The machetes I liked best were made in Brazil. They could be sharpened to shave with a Nicholson Black Diamond file. I would sit down and sharpen it up about every 1/4 mile.

Machetes are dangerous to the user. I cut myself a few times (usually late in the day) and went home with blood in my boot. My bride is an RN and knows how to sew so we went through that a couple of times. One of my partners on a contract swatted a wasp that stung him on the neck. The problem was that he had his machete in his hand and sliced his neck open creating a ghastly gash that barely missed his carotid artery.

I have an American made 18 inch machete with a heavy blade and a saw back that I find not very useful. When you swing a blade thousands of times in a day light, flexible, long, and sharp is the way to go.
Posted By: DBT Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
I use a Ka-bar Jarosz Choppa for opening coconuts. smile
Posted By: T_O_M Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Is there still one that doesn't suck? Somebody told me the Brazilian Tramontina is actually cheap and good. I bought 2 plus paid an upgrade (6 dollars) to get the handles fitted and the blade sharpened. I will update when I get them but until then, is there a manufacturer that still makes one that won't bend when you hit a limb with it?

I sorely needed one on my last trip trying to break trail to get to water so I could fly fish last week. I had a Gerber Kukri but a limb bent the piss out of it a few years ago and I think if I ground it out, it would break upon use.

I have 2, both Gerber. Not planned that way. One is "Gator Golok". This is a fairly conventional "knife" design, short-ish for a machete, with a very thick, very heavy blade. Possibly too much for whacking blackberries, but the weight is nice if you have to cut heavier wood with it. The other is "Gator Brush Cutter". It's a first class blackberry cutter. It does unexpectedly well with heavier stuff. Somethin' about that hooked blade, dunno what, but it will really lean into solid wood .. sorta magnifies the force? I've sheared off 2 inch pine and fir branches with a single whack. Nothing is perfect, these do what I ask of them, but I do wish I had a more conventional 18-20 inch "brush knife". My dad had one. I chopped a lot of brush with it as a kid. Got lost somewhere along the way. Maybe someone "borrowed" it.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Gerberg and Fiskars machetes fugking suck.

Ontarios don't.

I would think Mr. 18D would know schit like this after all his terrorist killing and trailblazing, but I guess not.

LOL
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
I'd bet you have young farmers in Iowa who have never cut corn.

Or worked.

Ever.
Posted By: rainshot Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
It's all in how you use it. Hastings has conveyed my thoughts on the machete.
Posted By: cumminscowboy Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Had great luck with this one. Cammilus waorani

Spent a week at scout camp hacking up fire wood, Cut down a 10 inch diameter pine tree. Blade resharpened and is as good as new. Hacked up a bunch of other stuff too.
Posted By: Crash_Pad Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by cumminscowboy
Had great luck with this one. Cammilus waorani

Spent a week at scout camp hacking up fire wood, Cut down a 10 inch diameter pine tree. Blade resharpened and is as good as new. Hacked up a bunch of other stuff too.
That's like using a screwdriver for a crowbar. You axed for it!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
A blade w/o curve on the edge is your friend. -Hint-

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Then I guess you have seen one of these before huh.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by deflave
I done a fair bit of backcountry fishing in designated wilderness and I don’t recall ever having to blaze trails or hack my way through the fugking forest to drop a fly in the water.

And I sure as fugk didn’t hump no machete.

But Lord knows those places wasn’t as rough as Virginia.

LOL
Why don't you just shut your cock holster mister know it all. I never knew a guy so willing to go around schitting in every thread but yet here you are, and over there, and there, there and there. Get a fawking job and get away from the computer.


I have never seen any civilian carry one either...and the other fellows generally used patience and secateurs.
Posted By: Dillonbuck Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
I'd bet you have young farmers in Iowa who have never cut corn.

Or worked.

Ever.


True.

Hiring a farmboy don't get you the worker it used to.


I wouldn't even think of hiring one, over about 22, who never had an off farm job.
Spoiled, only wanna work how they wanna work.
Not their fault, their parents spoiled them.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Gerberg and Fiskars machetes fugking suck.

Ontarios don't.

I would think Mr. 18D would know schit like this after all his terrorist killing and trailblazing, but I guess not.

LOL

Huh? I thought he was a navy seal? Now he is retired green beret?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
DeltFart is the most expertise machete hacker ever born. He even hacked his own nuts off in the jungles of Montana... Tell em Delblowhard...
Posted By: MadMooner Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
A blade w/o curve on the edge is your friend. -Hint-

[Linked Image from cdn.shopify.com]

That is a cool as fugk looking hacker. Haitians be jealous.
Posted By: T_Inman Re: Machetes.. - 06/24/23
I trust this entire thread from the git go is a joke.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I trust this entire thread from the git go is a joke.
You got me. I just go around making threads to see how Delfuckface will react. It works. lol
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Popcorn plz
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I trust this entire thread from the git go is a joke.
You got me. I just go around making threads to see how Delfuckface will react. It works. lol

You did not machete your way to any water in Virginia.

Stop lying.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
DeltFart is the most expertise machete hacker ever born. He even hacked his own nuts off in the jungles of Montana... Tell em Delblowhard...

For a navy seal/green beret/f16 pilot you have weak comebacks.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by T_Inman
I trust this entire thread from the git go is a joke.
You got me. I just go around making threads to see how Delfuckface will react. It works. lol

You did not machete your way to any water in Virginia.

Stop lying.

Maybe he meant Rwanda??
Posted By: Hogwild7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
I guess I have only tried the cheap ones but I sharpened them and was not too impressed with how well they cut brush. They jar the heck out of you if you hit any wood and don't cut that well for all the effort.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
I wonder why KSMITH makes up stories like this?
Posted By: RHClark Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by Hogwild7
I guess I have only tried the cheap ones but I sharpened them and was not too impressed with how well they cut brush. They jar the heck out of you if you hit any wood and don't cut that well for all the effort.

Like anything, you got to know how to use it. If you grip it right, it won't jar your hand. You don't grip it and swing it like a hammer. You use a pinch grip and let it pivot between thumb and forefinger. Got to learn how to swing and what angles to keep your arms and legs out of the way.

I use one a lot but mostly just to clean up briars and vines and such at a camp site. I'm not carving through any jungle with one.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by RHClark
Originally Posted by Hogwild7
I guess I have only tried the cheap ones but I sharpened them and was not too impressed with how well they cut brush. They jar the heck out of you if you hit any wood and don't cut that well for all the effort.

Like anything, you got to know how to use it. If you grip it right, it won't jar your hand. You don't grip it and swing it like a hammer. You use a pinch grip and let it pivot between thumb and forefinger. Got to learn how to swing and what angles to keep your arms and legs out of the way.

I use one a lot but mostly just to clean up briars and vines and such at a camp site. I'm not carving through any jungle with one.

Sounds pretty wild.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Lol!!!
I got a machete I bought in 1986 at the PX in Stuttgart.
Some Swedish brand, flexible as hell.
Been around this rock stuffed in between an Alice pack and the frame.

Even posted pics of it here many times.
100mph duct taped case over the original cloth one.
Use it every once in awhile on weeds or whatever around the fenceline around the house.
Use it to clear trails for getting into deer hunting areas.
Something I will be doing when tree rat season starts.
Trimming this year's growth off existing trails.
Also use a pair of fiskars hand clippers.
Once ya get a trail done.
It is easy to maintain it.
And deer use the trails also

I have posted numerous threads over the years per these subjects in this post with pics.
And have posted pics of the dead game animals from having access to such areas per these trails enabling me to get in spots others won't go into.
Even took a little lost E6 in the pitch dark one morning several yrs ago into one of my spots via a trail.
Worked out good for him and good for me that morning

" pics or it never happened."
Rules...
Always.......

Posers and scumball sockpuppets don't post pics.
And their is a big difference between Posers/ scumball sockpuppets who don't post pics.

And solid guys on here I would not question who don't post pics....
A small thing called credibility is what it is......

Just saying...





I'm out...
See ya all around the opener of Dove season.
👍🏻
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
my young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house in my absence.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
my young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house in my absence.


I’m still in shock Tiffany left me for another women.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
my young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house in my absence.


I’m still in shock Tiffany left me for another women.

As in plural?

Dude, you should have asked for in on some of that action before she left ya'.

At least for a night or so.
Posted By: Hogwild7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
I got rid of the machete. My kids found it and managed to hack all the bark off one of our trees and killed it. Had to hire a guy with a bucket truck to remove the tree. If it is too thick to walk through I'll walk around.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Hey kguntsmith
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]does my keyboard work
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it.

https://ontario-knife-store.com/machetes/?page=2
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Not today ballsack...not today...lol. Running a little slower RPM currently. lol
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Not today ballsack...not today...lol. Running a little slower RPM currently. lol
🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Did you pee in the pool
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....

Ksmith says When you go to the sleep there's no lonely times, it's just dreams.
Posted By: rickt300 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....

I am not going to read 12 pages of BS on a machete topic.
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by rickt300
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....

I am not going to read 12 pages of BS on a machete topic.

Cliff notes…

Micro managing boss lady at work wont let him have a machete….
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by rickt300
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....

I am not going to read 12 pages of BS on a machete topic.

Cliff notes…

Micro managing boss lady at work wont let him have a machete….
Oooooh, that's a good one. Talk about a cut to the bone....lol
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by rickt300
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by rickt300
If you ain't broke dick poor get one of these. Mine has stood the test and I mean I have tested the heck out of it. I like the first one listed.

https://ontarioknife.com/collections/machetes-2
Well, sizzle chest, if you could read, I did order one about 3 or 4 pages back but I am kinda broke dick right now, just not in the wallet....

I am not going to read 12 pages of BS on a machete topic.

Cliff notes…

Micro managing boss lady at work wont let him have a machete….
Oooooh, that's a good one. Talk about a cut to the bone....lol

What happened to the business you started 16yrs ago?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
I was just having a little fun at DeFucktards expense last night and apparently some of you ladies got quite offended. Place gets a little dry and monotonous from time to time. You got the guy from Tennessee fan boi club running around yelling pics or it didn't happen and sock puppets, DeFucko's fan boi's trying to schit in every bowl of oatmeal they can and telling everyone they are liars Ala John Burns. It is strange how people form cliques with people they have no clue who they are.

I know some of you are thinking, [bleep] Smith, that schit ain't funny when you mess my campfire hero buuuutt, it is all about perspective.

Awww, the script blocks my first name....lol
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
apparently DelFucko is still trying to message me as I see a bunch of blocked posts. Jeezus dude, banging your head at a brick wall and all that. You just ain't relevant in my world. Go register another account and try that.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Did you pee in the pool
Either there is an echo in here or I really am still drunk. I thought I settled that already?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
You’ve inspired me to find my machete
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
apparently DelFucko is still trying to message me as I see a bunch of blocked posts. Jeezus dude, banging your head at a brick wall and all that. You just ain't relevant in my world. Go register another account and try that.

Clearly.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I was just having a little fun at DeFucktards expense last night and apparently some of you ladies got quite offended. Place gets a little dry and monotonous from time to time. You got the guy from Tennessee fan boi club running around yelling pics or it didn't happen and sock puppets, DeFucko's fan boi's trying to schit in every bowl of oatmeal they can and telling everyone they are liars Ala John Burns. It is strange how people form cliques with people they have no clue who they are.

I know some of you are thinking, [bleep] Smith, that schit ain't funny when you mess my campfire hero buuuutt, it is all about perspective.

Awww, the script blocks my first name....lol

I know exactly what you are.

You're a fugking idiot.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
apparently DelFucko is still trying to message me as I see a bunch of blocked posts. Jeezus dude, banging your head at a brick wall and all that. You just ain't relevant in my world. Go register another account and try that.

Clearly.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt.../Search/true/rent-free-june#Post18481062
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
apparently DelFucko is still trying to message me as I see a bunch of blocked posts. Jeezus dude, banging your head at a brick wall and all that. You just ain't relevant in my world. Go register another account and try that.

Clearly.
https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt.../Search/true/rent-free-june#Post18481062
Piss off, I only read the threads I want to.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
The toughest, meanest killing Navy/green beret seal to ever come out buds and SF Q course has now put me on ignore as well. Ksmith ate c4 for breakfast ate gunpowder for lunch drank simple green that’s how tough he is. But his thin skinned ass couldn’t handle the heat in the campfire kitchen..
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Just stop boy. Take a break.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Machete pics in a bit
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Machete pics in a bit
Then I am going to call you a liar.....and maybe a sock puppet. Don't know for sure yet. Everything is very fluid right now.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Well gawwdamn boy, what do you need a machete for? You living in Rwanda or running cocaine with the terrorista's? Ain't no man in the US got use for a machete, just walk the hell around to get where you are going. Prolly just cut your own Johnson off if you did have one. At least that is what I have learned here in this thread.
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Found it laying in the road 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Well gawwdamn boy, what do you need a machete for? You living in Rwanda or running cocaine with the terrorista's? Ain't no man in the US got use for a machete, just walk the hell around to get where you are going. Prolly just cut your own Johnson off if you did have one. At least that is what I have learned here in this thread.
Cocaine is a very nice drug.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Found it laying in the road 🤣🤣🤣
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That ain't no machete. That is some knock off world of warcraft sword you bought off Ebay when you got the matching Princess Zelda dress. Embarrassing.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Found it laying in the road 🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
That ain't no machete. That is some knock off world of warcraft sword you bought off Ebay when you got the matching Princess Zelda dress. Embarrassing.
I use it like a machete pics in a bit I’m putting some aloe on my junk
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Found it laying in the road 🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
That ain't no machete. That is some knock off world of warcraft sword you bought off Ebay when you got the matching Princess Zelda dress. Embarrassing.
I use it like a machete pics in a bit I’m putting some aloe on my junk
You need to put RID down there. Those are crabs son.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Picsoritneverhappened don’t cum in the pool
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Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.

Yeah, that's a bit steep for the wimpy jungle I need to deal with here.
Posted By: 10gaugemag Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.

Yeah, that's a bit steep for the wimpy jungle I need to deal with here.
See if any of these float your boat.

https://www.bladehq.com/cat--Cold-Steel-Machete--137
Posted By: Bwana_1 Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.

Yeah, that's a bit steep for the wimpy jungle I need to deal with here.
See if any of these float your boat.

https://www.bladehq.com/cat--Cold-Steel-Machete--137

10gaugemag, absolutely perfect....thank you Sir smile
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.

Yeah, that's a bit steep for the wimpy jungle I need to deal with here.
See if any of these float your boat.

https://www.bladehq.com/cat--Cold-Steel-Machete--137
That's the site with the Katana weed hacker I was talking about getting for the guy with crabs and drinks piss out of a can
Posted By: poboy Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
That's a Jedi Toothpick.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/25/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
Originally Posted by 10gaugemag
Originally Posted by Bwana_1
I just want to know what machete to buy for light work, like shooting lanes and tree stand access.

Not read 7 pages of girls fightin over who's dating who and chiit.


Thank you
Woodsman Pal?

Very nice, but holy hell that's pricey at $200.....anything more budget friendly smile
Damn. Been a few years since I priced one. No thanks at that price.

Yeah, that's a bit steep for the wimpy jungle I need to deal with here.
See if any of these float your boat.

https://www.bladehq.com/cat--Cold-Steel-Machete--137
That's the site with the Katana weed hacker I was talking about getting for the guy with crabs and drinks piss out of a can
I got multi chainsaws
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
It never occurred to me how unimportant a machete is... before I read this post.

Thanks all...
Posted By: SuperCub Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
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Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est ?

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away, oh-oh-oh
Posted By: SuperCub Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
get yourself one of these and some extra blades. Sell the machetes to someone for what you can get out of them.

https://theforestrystore.com/products/clearing-axe-29

In 1977 I spent the summer using one of those for clearing portage trails for the DNR. The do work very well.

I still have one on my ATV.
Posted By: Crash_Pad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
It never occurred to me how unimportant a machete is... before I read this post.

Thanks all...

Be prepared I always say. Or someone heard someone say. You must be rich? You will be eaten. Hack back!
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Originally Posted by CashisKing
It never occurred to me how unimportant a machete is... before I read this post.

Thanks all...

You must be rich? You will be eaten. Hack back!

You make an excellent point...

I will now insist that the Butler, my Manservant and ALL OF THE Footmen carry machetes...

Can someone recommend a brand that I should procure for them?

Thanks
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Originally Posted by CashisKing
It never occurred to me how unimportant a machete is... before I read this post.

Thanks all...

You must be rich? You will be eaten. Hack back!

You make an excellent point...

I will now insist that the Butler, my Manservant and ALL OF THE Footmen carry machetes...

Can someone recommend a brand that I should procure for them?

Thanks
Apocalypse
Posted By: tndrbstr Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.

So does Rambo.

But I guess our resident 18D missed that portion of SF training.

LOL
Posted By: Hastings Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
get yourself one of these and some extra blades. Sell the machetes to someone for what you can get out of them.

https://theforestrystore.com/products/clearing-axe-29
One of the USFS boys recommended that tool. He said it was better than a machete for chopping out property line. I have to believe a bendable machete is far better for scraping big pines in preparation for paint marking.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
Posted By: tndrbstr Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?
You better find out. Coming to a town near you....soon.
Posted By: tndrbstr Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?
You better find out. Coming to a town near you....soon.

Is the 16 any worse than the 13? A new and improved version?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?

Gang members that are notoriuos with their AR-45
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...

Hey Gilligan, why don’t you take a break for awhile?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Damn, I made a typo and you crafty bastards have caught me....
Posted By: shootbrownelk Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?

Gang members that are notoriuos with their AR-45
According to Hiden Biden it's proper name is an AR-14, and it shoots bullets twice as fast as any weapon ever made.
Posted By: tndrbstr Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Damn, I made a typo and you crafty bastards have caught me....

Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?
You better find out. Coming to a town near you....soon.

That’s not a typo, that’s doubling down on ignorance.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Damn, I made a typo and you crafty bastards have caught me....

Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
If you want a recommendation on a machete ask a Honduran, those m’fkrs live and die by a machete…seriously, most of them make their own.
Or an MS-16 member. They have real world experience with them...
What the phug is an MS-16?
You better find out. Coming to a town near you....soon.

That’s not a typo, that’s doubling down on ignorance.
Well who made that rule?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Speling is a must on this site
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Damn, I made a typo and you crafty bastards have caught me....

You’re just another lying dumb fugk.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Aparantly
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Naw, we were stupid enough to think that a high speed, low drag operator such as yourself, could at a minimum, spell at a 3rd grade level.
And someone who taught SEALS, and worked for Jocko, would have a little bit of "attention to detail".
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Speling is a must on this site
Word Rangers Unite!
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Speling is a must on this site
Word Rangers Unite!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Anyone seen any porn when they use the Postimage site to upload pics here?

I think I'm missing out on something, I never have it happen. frown
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Naw, we were stupid enough to think that a high speed, low drag operator such as yourself, could at a minimum, spell at a 3rd grade level.
And someone who taught SEALS, and worked for Jocko, would have a little bit of "attention to detail".
Don't go getting your panties in a wad just because you never thought further than your dick and made [bleep] life choices. You are on the SEAL bandwagon so please expound on what and who they are and how they are expert spellers and maintain discipline in all the language arts.. Enlighten us with your knowledge of the Special Operations methods of the US Navy. Tell us what happens during the first week of sniper school. What has Jocko shared with you personally while he was making his after career decisions on how to make money with his mouth and energy drinks. Were you and your homie John Burns there in Ramadhi alongside the troops throwing down covering fire? Where did you get your SEAL experience from? Have you even bothered to Google it to try to get an internet perception of how things work or do you , like John Burns, go shooting your mouth off until you get you chain jerked?

Ddi you even serve in the military? Or did you glean your experience from Hollywood movies? You can always tell the people who never served, they are quick to shoot their mouths off. They have a need to cut others down and make their accomplishments seem minuscule while they never would have dreamt of doing something hazardous. You guys like to run your mouths off on the internet but when you get face to face, then you go all blank while your dick shrinks and your piddly little nuts suck back up in your body.

Personally, I was a cook. You don't see me bragging to everybody how good my pies and potatoes were do you? You were probably one of those warfighters that didn't need food. Just let me parachute in there boss, I will scrounge my own food out of that desert.

I will be waiting for you to spill your guts out about your glorious battles and accomplishments.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Popcorn plz
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Bunch of Khgunty bastards losing their mind over a question about a damned machete. Bunch of losers because I don't prescribe to your resident lord of snarkiness. He ain't my hero fellas, he's yours. And just about all you BITCHES that posted in this thread are a bunch of talking piece cucks. "You can't talk to DeFuckio like that and get away with it." "He is our cool guy". Well, I did....get the sand out of your vaginas a move on with your lives.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Fugk you
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Karen, the fact that you get triggered so easy, proves that you don't possess the discipline to operate in high stress situations.
I'm sure being a cook was stressful. ( I served on mess duty, the cooks have a very hard job, thankless at best)
Sure was glad the chow hall was open for midrats, someone had to be there cooking.
I was one of Uncle Sams Misguided Children, exited as an E-4.
The best chow was Quantico, OCS hall even better. Only place that came close was Camp David.
Now.......the only thing Jocko "may" have shared with you was " more mashed potatoes".
I never went to Ramadi throwing down cover fire, neither did you !
I'm sure going face to face with you would traumaitize me greatly !

I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: rcamuglia Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
😂😂😂
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
And I'm the one to glean my experience from Hollywood??

You should put down your apron and be a fiction writer, you are very very good !!


Originally Posted by KSMITH
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him. He was very aware of everything and everyone around him. Nobody went outside the wire without your body armor as long as he was in command. Constantly yelling, "wear your armor". I imagine he saved quite a few lives. I know he saved mine because I was not a fan of side and back plates and only wore my helmet when I wore NODs. In fact, I couldn't wear my side plate when working with the Army or JTAC. We had to wear a SINGERS radio which went on your right side, high. The more you used it, the hotter it would get. Every strike resulted in one degree of burn on your side. I was a quick study and figured out I needed to stay on the long gun than carry that radio. I actually used to put gauze pads soaked in silvadene on my side before putting on that radio.

Some guys on Red squadron were given Winkler Tomahawks by Capt Howard. The morons took them on ONE deployment because we had some very poor leadership at the time. You have to understand, officers don't go through selection or green team. They just do their tour of 2 years and go away. Some don't make it 2 years. Which is why McRaven had an axe to grind with DEVGRU, he was booted. The operators at Dam Neck are almost entirely enlisted. The only exceptions are the ones who convert to officer or CWO and they are usually put in another capacity such as running green team, training or ops. So yeah, some guys had tomahawks for a partial tour. When the desecration thing became a thing, it was stopped. Immediately. To be honest, it was too late by then. Our investigation had found out about a lot of issues that had been going on and permitted by senior leadership. After that tour, a large chunk of SEAL leadership had a week long conference where some new ground rules were put in place and a lot of senior enlisted and officer leadership were sent home or back to the Teams.

There is no professional reason to carry a tomahawk and the the unintended consequences of permitting guys to carry them is that they will try to use them or utilize them to desecrate bodies. We are not in that business whatsoever. It doesn't align with the consummate professionalism that we are held to. I will tell you for a fact, there are very, very few instances justifying you to pull your knife to take a life. We are issued and train to be experts with our long arms and assault rifles. If you need to pull your pistol, you have screwed up along with 2 or 3 members of your group. You have to understand how hard it can be just to engage a guy because everyone is so fast and smooth, they will beat you to your shot. If you go dry, there are at minimum 2 guys deep already on target ready to take that shot. During an assault, you simply don't have time or the need to pull your sidearm. By this point in your career, you can dump and load in about 2 seconds or less. We used to drill to pull your pistol when you assault weapon went dry during a double tap but you get to a point where the sidearm is just an emergency weapon. Yes there are guys who strive to get a knife kill and they will usually get one by putting themselves in danger or their Team. Or sadly, finishing a wounded combatant. Those people have something wrong in their DNA and are for the most part, weeded out. Their desire to kill a guy with their knife does not out weigh my right to life.

Navy SEALs are supposed to be professional special operators. There should never be any psychotic desire to spill blood or desecrate bodies. We do what we are trained to do without hesitation and ferocity but never blood thirsty. Even though the enemy just tried to hack off my best friends head on the top of some schitty mountain. Everyone should have tightened up and let their hatred out of the enemy on the battlefield and respected them once they were dead. If you are the type of person who let their emotions control their actions, you are in the wrong job. Unfortunately, senior leadership at that command permitted a bunch of MEN regress into immaturity. That particular squadron had many failings. They read a fictional book and took it as fact. Their squadron name was the Redmen, not the Indians as some fat turd here referenced them. The idiots went and got Apache Indian tattoos and started believing they were fawking Indians....and their leadership permitted it. No, encouraged it or turned a blind eye. Well, that BS reached the wrong ears, an admiral they tossed out of their group years prior and it was brought to an end. No one in the Navy is not and have not carried a tomahawk into battle except for 40 some days into a deployment. The tomahawks should have been meant to be a symbol or their mascot and namesake. Instead, a POS Captain was seeking inclusion into a group he knew he could never be in and brought a schitstorm into Naval Special Warfare. A lot of careers were lost and some of the offenders are now making tons of money telling lies and being giant POS.

I made my point. If anyone is wondering, I was an 18Delta, (maybe equivalent to a paramedic but a bit more), Sniper, and occasional assaulter. I tried to go dog handler but because of GWOT, I kept having to deploy or other schools. I assisted in developing the Navy SARC, Special Amphibious Reconnaissance Corpsman, and still train the guys in the pipeline. However, I do very little in the medical side and work the shooting and electronic side getting them ready for @#$%#^ which I believe is still a classified capability. I personally do not really enjoy the medical side anymore but instruct certain aspects of it. I am proud to say that when these guys finish their training, they can perform minor surgeries in the field, put a few hot ones in an enemies ass, shoot 1k yards minimum, free fall, dive with the best and run their asses off all day long. The military is changing. The Marines are changing. Warfare is changing. Mark my words, the Marines are going to break down to platoons size and deploy with multiple small units that are spread out. Special Forces in general will be the norm of the future. You got a motivated kid that wants to serve at least 10 years? Send them to SARC school. We will make them a better human being in this world with very impressive capabilities.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Karen
Not even the point. The guy that shot bin Laden is still in the Teams. I bet you a million dollars you will never hear or know his name. Those other 2 nitwits DID NOT kill him and put unneeded "security" rounds into him. O'Neill specifically, straddled his body and canoed his freaking head. He had already been shot in the face 2 or 3 times. Bissonette stole a damned picture of him and then was forced to turn it in because he couldn't keep it to himself and had to show it to everybody he met. These 2 particular POS had to leave the Navy BEFORE retirement and decided to lie their asses off and tell tall tales of their incredible careers to make money while throwing their Team mates under the steam roller in the process.

I don't know if you have been in combat. When you kill another man, most accept that he put himself in a bad position in life while fighting for the cause. When you brutalize and desecrate an enemy combatants body, you just sounded the horn for every swinging dick to answer the call to fight. Ain't nobody wants to deal with that. Women, children and the elderly. Screw that noise. And no, no sane minded person wants to get in a fair fight to see what he or we can do. We want to dominate the battlespace and put the fear of God into the enemy. We want him to come to the conclusion that we can reach out and flip his switch while he is eating, sleeping, on the schitter, or even while he is making sweet, sweet love to his goat. We want him to be terrified of turning his cell phone on, accessing a computer or pushing the button on his radio. Some how, some way, some branch of the United States Military is waiting for him to make that one minuscule mistake and it is game over. And yes, some unfortunate things will happen in between. War is hell, as it should be. Nobody should be running around trying to start a war. The ones who do, won't ever fight in it.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Holy fugk
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Karen, the fact that you get triggered so easy, proves that you don't possess the discipline to operate in high stress situations.
I'm sure being a cook was stressful. ( I served on mess duty, the cooks have a very hard job, thankless at best)
Sure was glad the chow hall was open for midrats, someone had to be there cooking.
I was one of Uncle Sams Misguided Children, exited as an E-4.
The best chow was Quantico, OCS hall even better. Only place that came close was Camp David.
Now.......the only thing Jocko "may" have shared with you was " more mashed potatoes".
I never went to Ramadi throwing down cover fire, neither did you !
I'm sure going face to face with you would traumaitize me greatly !

I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.

Ksmith was on a carrier majority of his career closest he ever got to Iraq was on a carrier in the Persian gulf.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by Karen
Not even the point. The guy that shot bin Laden is still in the Teams. I bet you a million dollars you will never hear or know his name. Those other 2 nitwits DID NOT kill him and put unneeded "security" rounds into him. O'Neill specifically, straddled his body and canoed his freaking head. He had already been shot in the face 2 or 3 times. Bissonette stole a damned picture of him and then was forced to turn it in because he couldn't keep it to himself and had to show it to everybody he met. These 2 particular POS had to leave the Navy BEFORE retirement and decided to lie their asses off and tell tall tales of their incredible careers to make money while throwing their Team mates under the steam roller in the process.

I don't know if you have been in combat. When you kill another man, most accept that he put himself in a bad position in life while fighting for the cause. When you brutalize and desecrate an enemy combatants body, you just sounded the horn for every swinging dick to answer the call to fight. Ain't nobody wants to deal with that. Women, children and the elderly. Screw that noise. And no, no sane minded person wants to get in a fair fight to see what he or we can do. We want to dominate the battlespace and put the fear of God into the enemy. We want him to come to the conclusion that we can reach out and flip his switch while he is eating, sleeping, on the schitter, or even while he is making sweet, sweet love to his goat. We want him to be terrified of turning his cell phone on, accessing a computer or pushing the button on his radio. Some how, some way, some branch of the United States Military is waiting for him to make that one minuscule mistake and it is game over. And yes, some unfortunate things will happen in between. War is hell, as it should be. Nobody should be running around trying to start a war. The ones who do, won't ever fight in it.

He’s heard all that at the NEX checkout line.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Karen, the fact that you get triggered so easy, proves that you don't possess the discipline to operate in high stress situations.
I'm sure being a cook was stressful. ( I served on mess duty, the cooks have a very hard job, thankless at best)
Sure was glad the chow hall was open for midrats, someone had to be there cooking.
I was one of Uncle Sams Misguided Children, exited as an E-4.
The best chow was Quantico, OCS hall even better. Only place that came close was Camp David.
Now.......the only thing Jocko "may" have shared with you was " more mashed potatoes".
I never went to Ramadi throwing down cover fire, neither did you !
I'm sure going face to face with you would traumaitize me greatly !

I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Do I come to your work and tell you how to mow and to stay out of the way of the fast moving cars on the freeway? No I don't. You mow your way and I will cook my way. You would like my cooking. I can tell.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I see the campfire God is on one of his handles trying to get my attention. lol Babysitting again while the woman is out making a living you pathetic excuse for a man.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Do I come to your work and tell you how to mow and to stay out of the way of the fast moving cars on the freeway? No I don't. You mow your way and I will cook my way. You would like my cooking. I can tell.
No you don't, but if you see something unsafe, hit me up.
I don't know about your cooking, but you sure serve up a lot of bullshÍt. laugh

Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.

No comment?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I see the campfire God is on one of his handles trying to get my attention. lol Babysitting again while the woman is out making a living you pathetic excuse for a man.

(That's not Flave)

FYI
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
No comment?[/quote]
About???
Posted By: POKERFACE6 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I love a good machete...Joe
[video:yahoo]
[/video]
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I see the campfire God is on one of his handles trying to get my attention. lol Babysitting again while the woman is out making a living you pathetic excuse for a man.

(That's not Flave)

FYI
FYI...I only have 2 people blocked and they are both DelFuckio the assclown. Maybe you and the rest can't grasp he runs two handles but some can.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I was on a 3 day hang over once it was a bitch
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
...get the sand out of your vaginas a(nd) move on with your lives.

Was it sand?

Or 5 Guys and a choo choo?

Or 6?

Or 26?

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Ain't this fun?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by KSMITH
...get the sand out of your vaginas a(nd) move on with your lives.

Was it sand?

Or 5 Guys and a choo choo?

Or 6?

Or 26?

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Ain't this fun?
I am going to be honest here. I keep getting you confused with that inbred leroyjetson guy. Don't know why. Maybe change your avatar or whatever it is called.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No comment?
About???[/quote]

How thick are you boy?
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by KSMITH
...get the sand out of your vaginas a(nd) move on with your lives.

Was it sand?

Or 5 Guys and a choo choo?

Or 6?

Or 26?

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Ain't this fun?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
FYI...I only have 2 people blocked and they are both DelFuckio the assclown. Maybe you and the rest can't grasp he runs two handles but some can.
There's no doubt about 'Flave may be running a sock, but 79S ain't it.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I am going to be honest here. I keep getting you confused with that inbred leroyjetson guy. Don't know why. Maybe change your avatar or whatever it is called.

Confused?

Just Cackle...

No one will notice...
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Someone quote me. Ksmith what extra device on what ribbon you get for staying in Kuwait after the 1st gulf war??
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No comment?
About???

How thick are you boy?
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
[/quote]
Look you retarded halfwit, you keep posting a quote That is not a question by any means. Are you trying to ask a question? Is that what you are attempting to do? Ask a question and quit mummering "about". Jesus Christ, I am embarrassed to be from the same states as you barnacle brained idiots. QUIT FAWKING EMBARRASSING US!!!
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
You heard of the Tennessee mafia I’m sure you’ve fugked with the Virginia version
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone quote me. Ksmith what extra device on what ribbon you get for staying in Kuwait after the 1st gulf war??
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I am going to be honest here. I keep getting you confused with that inbred leroyjetson guy. Don't know why. Maybe change your avatar or whatever it is called.

Confused?

Just Cackle...

No one will notice...
That will not help identify you unless that is your mating call...Your another one of our states embarrassments ain't you?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone quote me. Ksmith what extra device on what ribbon you get for staying in Kuwait after the 1st gulf war??
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Look you retarded halfwit, you keep posting a quote That is not a question by any means. Are you trying to ask a question? Is that what you are attempting to do? Ask a question and quit mummering "about". Jesus Christ, I am embarrassed to be from the same states as you barnacle brained idiots. QUIT FAWKING EMBARRASSING US!!!


Damn Karen, for a former SF guy,you sure have a short attention span and memory.

Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Someone qoute me asap

18 pound freq hop radio you wore on your side??
Did you have KY 57 fill on hand also for freq hop reprogram. Can you get a time sync for a sincgars in an open channel to get a freq hop refill. What is the time sync window for transmission on a singcars?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone quote me. Ksmith what extra device on what ribbon you get for staying in Kuwait after the 1st gulf war??
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone qoute me asap

18 pound freq hop radio you wore on your side??
Did you have KY 57 fill on hand also for freq hop reprogram. Can you get a time sync for a sincgars in an open channel to get a freq hop refill. What is the time sync window for transmission on a singcars?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone qoute me asap

18 pound freq hop radio you wore on your side??
Did you have KY 57 fill on hand also for freq hop reprogram. Can you get a time sync for a sincgars in an open channel to get a freq hop refill. What is the time sync window for transmission on a singcars?
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Someone qoute me asap

18 pound freq hop radio you wore on your side??
Did you have KY 57 fill on hand also for freq hop reprogram. Can you get a time sync for a sincgars in an open channel to get a freq hop refill. What is the time sync window for transmission on a singcars?

He can't tie a shoe lace...

Stay tuned for the redirect... and profane Cackle retort.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Someone quote me asap...lololo What a Looooooooooooooossssseeeerrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote me asap...lololo What a Looooooooooooooossssseeeerrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

No answer? Cause you are full of chit. You were a carrier deck jockey. I doubt you even no what a singcar radio looks like? You even know what blue force tracker is?
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.

Your ignorance is unprecedented...
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.

Times ticking away mr special operations command what are the answers?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
18 pound freq hop radio you wore on your side??
Did you have KY 57 fill on hand also for freq hop reprogram. Can you get a time sync for a sincgars in an open channel to get a freq hop refill. What is the time sync window for transmission on a singcars?

That's not fair, that's too hard, let's give her a chance.....

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Quote this asap, "What is the sound of one hand clapping, Grasshopper?"
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.

Times ticking away mr special operations command what are the answers?
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.

You aren't very good at this
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I’m fixing bin Ladins door lock be back pronto
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Singcars radio questions are easy to answer every E1 and up infantrymen know the answers. Now a flight deck jockey probably not..
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.

You aren't very good at this
Duh, delfuckio is trying awful hard to get my attention. What is the weight of an African swallow beating his wings 43 times a minute....lol
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Did you give Miss Lynn or Ballz your cell?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Cuz you are a bitch.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

Waiting on the answers deck jockey..
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Look you retarded halfwit, you keep posting a quote That is not a question by any means. Are you trying to ask a question? Is that what you are attempting to do? Ask a question and quit mummering "about". Jesus Christ, I am embarrassed to be from the same states as you barnacle brained idiots. QUIT FAWKING EMBARRASSING US!!!


Damn Karen, for a former SF guy,you sure have a short attention span and memory.

Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Cuz you are a bitch.
I am sorry for acting out like that. It was rude. PM me your number and I will send you a pic.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ksmith google fu is not up to task he can’t find the answers. But if you ask him the tire pressure on a f14 he turns into ph ucking rain man. 14lbs cold 22lbs when warm.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Uhhhhmmm, somebody wants quoted again....lol Who will be his bitch this time?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Cuz you are a bitch.
I am sorry for acting out like that. It was rude. PM me your number and I will send you a pic.
Check with fugk Tard Bernard.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Who said I’d post it ur begging me huh
Posted By: Raeford Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uhhhhmmm, somebody wants quoted again....lol Who will be his bitch this time?

You seem to have THAT covered.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Just got a text 😂🦗🦗
I didn't get one frown
Cuz you are a bitch.
I am sorry for acting out like that. It was rude. PM me your number and I will send you a pic.
Check with fugk Tard Bernard.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Ewww, no.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Yeet here you are, posting away. Pot, meet Kettle...
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ok Rambo let’s keep it simple what is the rule for reading a protractor?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Ksmith google fu is not up to task he can’t find the answers. But if you ask him the tire pressure on a f14 he turns into ph ucking rain man. 14lbs cold 22lbs when warm.


Originally Posted by 79S
Ok Rambo let’s keep it simple what is the rule for reading a protractor?
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ok Rambo What signals cooridinates do pluggers, sluggers, or viper receive. NAD 27 or WGS 83, how many digits do they read out to per the MGRS measurements.
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Ok Rambo What signals cooridinates do pluggers, sluggers, or viper receive. NAD 27 or WGS 83, how many digits do they read out to per the MGRS measurements.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 beg me plz
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Yeet here you are, posting away. Pot, meet Kettle...

As stated, I'm retired. I can do wtf I want when tf I want. I'm not at work, or supposedly "working from home"

as for slow in the head??? That's so funny.........................I'm not the one who thinks two completely different posters are the same dude. Or one who has a hard time figuring out how to post pictures.

One thing is for sure around here......................you're one weird mofo.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Ok Rambo What signals cooridinates do pluggers, sluggers, or viper receive. NAD 27 or WGS 83, how many digits do they read out to per the MGRS measurements.

C'mon man, make if fair, like this;

"How many tablespoons are in a 1/2 cup"?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 beg me plz
No, you'll post your ballsack or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

ETA: Ballast. I love auto correct
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Yeet here you are, posting away. Pot, meet Kettle...

As stated, I'm retired. I can do wtf I want when tf I want. I'm not at work, or supposedly "working from home"

as for slow in the head??? That's so funny.........................I'm not the one who thinks two completely different posters are the same dude. Or one who has a hard time figuring out how to post pictures.

One thing is for sure around here......................you're one weird mofo.
Well, I am retired and I do wtf I want. Problem?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I’m at work this may take some time fugkin rag heads are popping out every where
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’m at work this may take some time fugkin rag heads are popping out every where
Cover your ears, open your mouth and turn away from the explosion. Getting down will help as well.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
You don't ask questions, you quote statements peterhead.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
For the 4th time Karen, just admit that you're FOS, and we'll stop this right now. Save what little face you have left.

Originally Posted by KSMITH
Look you retarded halfwit, you keep posting a quote That is not a question by any means. Are you trying to ask a question? Is that what you are attempting to do? Ask a question and quit mummering "about". Jesus Christ, I am embarrassed to be from the same states as you barnacle brained idiots. QUIT FAWKING EMBARRASSING US!!!


Damn Karen, for a former SF guy,you sure have a short attention span and memory.

Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Why do u want to see my ballsak
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
For the 4th time Karen, just admit that you're FOS, and we'll stop this right now. Save what little face you have left.
[/quote][/quote]
Or what? What are you going to do?? Seriously, what are you going to stop? You think this bothers me? lol I haven't had this much fun in a while. So tell me, what are you going to do?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Schitty cell service out here postmmage won’t lode
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Why do u want to see my ballsak
I specifically said I do NOT.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by 79S
Ok Rambo What signals cooridinates do pluggers, sluggers, or viper receive. NAD 27 or WGS 83, how many digits do they read out to per the MGRS measurements.

C'mon man, make if fair, like this;

"How many tablespoons are in a 1/2 cup"?
That very question was on my advancement test. You know the answer?
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Yeet here you are, posting away. Pot, meet Kettle...

As stated, I'm retired. I can do wtf I want when tf I want. I'm not at work, or supposedly "working from home"

as for slow in the head??? That's so funny.........................I'm not the one who thinks two completely different posters are the same dude. Or one who has a hard time figuring out how to post pictures.

One thing is for sure around here......................you're one weird mofo.
Well, I am retired and I do wtf I want. Problem?
So, you're not working from home? Don't have a job?

Hmmm?

You didn't post this early today?
Quote
Dude, I have a job unlike some of my friends here. I work from home but I still have to produce. Awww, what am I saying, it is a government job, I can still play...

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-delfarve-dlefart-deasshole#Post18534033

So, admittedly, unless you're lying, you have a job, are working, for the government, and playing at the same time.

Cool gig.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
For the 4th time Karen, just admit that you're FOS, and we'll stop this right now. Save what little face you have left.
[/quote]
Or what? What are you going to do?? Seriously, what are you going to stop? You think this bothers me? lol I haven't had this much fun in a while. So tell me, what are you going to do?[/quote]

Starting to get frazzled Karen ?
Can't quote replies ? HAHAHA..

Your refusal to answer, saves you more lies. Only play you had Karen.
I'll not ask again. Burns had you pegged from the get go. (read that; Burns is smarter than you, made you his Bitch) laugh laugh

He's one of the biggest dipshít losers on this forum, he's no longer lonely. LOL !!
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Someone quote this, Delfucktard and 79s are the same retard.
You've been around this place for longer than I have.

I should think you'd have things figured out a little better than that by now.

Perhaps a break from the Campfire would be in order for you?
You take a break. I am having too much fun with the machete, SF, SEAL and Cook experts of the fire. Somebody can't even spell the name of a piece of equipment correctly but they are going to use their scientific mind to snuff me out. For realz....

And me being around here longer than you with a fraction of the posts should tell you something. But you are to fast on the keyboard and too slow in the head.


I've been retired for a few years, No need like you to be posting while supposedly "working from home".

Oh yeah, check out my avatar....................did you get one like that?

Seen any porn on random websites? Maybe on Gunbroker? Your email site?

I need to go check Postimage again, maybe the girlie pics have started now.
Yeet here you are, posting away. Pot, meet Kettle...

As stated, I'm retired. I can do wtf I want when tf I want. I'm not at work, or supposedly "working from home"

as for slow in the head??? That's so funny.........................I'm not the one who thinks two completely different posters are the same dude. Or one who has a hard time figuring out how to post pictures.

One thing is for sure around here......................you're one weird mofo.
Well, I am retired and I do wtf I want. Problem?
So, you're not working from home? Don't have a job?

Hmmm?

You didn't post this early today?
Quote
Dude, I have a job unlike some of my friends here. I work from home but I still have to produce. Awww, what am I saying, it is a government job, I can still play...

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-delfarve-dlefart-deasshole#Post18534033

So, admittedly, unless you're lying, you have a job, are working, for the government, and playing at the same time.

Cool gig.
Dude, why are you so worried for my job? I have said and done numerous other stuff for you to harangue me about but you are focused on my job?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨fugking potholes cell tower is weak
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
🫨🫨🫨🫨fugking potholes cell tower is weak
You ruined it.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
You don't ask questions, you quote statements peterhead.
Tell me you can't see his question now.

It's in bold and bright red.

Can you answer that?

Quote
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Quote
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨. 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨they need to fix this fugkin rd
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Why did you delete that post Karen ?

I'm beginning to think we were highballing you for being a cook.
Or served at all.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
You don't ask questions, you quote statements peterhead.
Tell me you can't see his question now.

It's in bold and bright red.

Can you answer that?

Quote
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Quote
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Why did you delete that post Karen ?

I'm beginning to think we were highballing you for being a cook.
Or served at all.
Absolutely shattered....your thoughts meant so much to me...
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨. 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨they need to fix this fugkin rd
I am going to sign you up for an evasive driving course. You are like 3 pages late now...
Posted By: Raeford Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.

Yeah, we all noticed that when YOU started the Flave thread.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.

Yeah, we all noticed that when YOU started the Flave thread.
Yes sir, you see how I have been trying to talk to him and post to him by begging people to "quote this ASAP", that dude is a straight up loser and idiot. I know this hurts his fan boi crowd but I really see no value in him.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
You don't ask questions, you quote statements peterhead.
Tell me you can't see his question now.

It's in bold and bright red.

Can you answer that?

Quote
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Quote
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.


Why don't you come right out and state that the first time the question if asked then? Instead, you say he doesn't post questions, just statements. Makes you sound like the dick, not him.

Do your friends, family, and God care if you act and reply to questions like an asshat?

What I grasp, and I gave a wide margin of doubt at first, is that your reputation has been called into question, impugned if you will, and you don't care to repair it. Yet, you repeatedly come on this site just to draw fire. Which, to me, does not seem like something a smart person would do. Intelligence does not always equal smarts.

You remind me of another poster here who also made claims, would never post pictures, and always called into question the other posters instead of looking at their own answers and motives.

Enjoy the rest of your day playing, while at your government retirement job.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🤮fugk this I’m road sick
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Please continue the cackling...

You are winning... Fo Sure... machete boy...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by 79S
Ok Rambo What signals cooridinates do pluggers, sluggers, or viper receive. NAD 27 or WGS 83, how many digits do they read out to per the MGRS measurements.

C'mon man, make if fair, like this;

"How many tablespoons are in a 1/2 cup"?
That very question was on my advancement test. You know the answer?

Sure it was..
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
No, you'll post your ballast or something. I may have been born at night but it wasn't this morning..

WTF is ballast?


Going to answer my question or not?
You don't ask questions, you quote statements peterhead.
Tell me you can't see his question now.

It's in bold and bright red.

Can you answer that?

Quote
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I would be curious how a cook would get this experience?
(showing my SF ignorance here)

Quote
Originally Posted by Karen
Shawn(runt) and Jocko are pretty decent people from the little bit of time around them. I put Shawn through a course and worked for Jocko in Iraq for three months in Ramadi. I was part of a task force and he needed more shooters so me and 2 other guys drove up to support him.
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.


Why don't you come right out and state that the first time the question if asked then? Instead, you say he doesn't post questions, just statements. Makes you sound like the dick, not him.

Do your friends, family, and God care if you act and reply to questions like an asshat?

What I grasp, and I gave a wide margin of doubt at first, is that your reputation has been called into question, impugned if you will, and you don't care to repair it. Yet, you repeatedly come on this site just to draw fire. Which, to me, does not seem like something a smart person would do. Intelligence does not always equal smarts.

You remind me of another poster here who also made claims, would never post pictures, and always called into question the other posters instead of looking at their own answers and motives.

Enjoy the rest of your day playing, while at your government retirement job.

I am off for the day. I just give back as I get it. I was never much for turning the cheek and I was bored. I seriously don't care for that snarky bastard though. Never seen him converse, just running around like a narcissist while everyone laughs at him. Reminds me of my cousins retarded kid running around acting well, like a tard and everyone laughing. Nobody wanted to grab hold of him and put their hand over his nose and mouth until he went to sleep. Just kidding! But you get my drift. Besides, I think this site will persevere with me ignoring the aggravating prick. He will give up or make another handle one day and I will place that one on ignore. Meanwhile, I am waiting for my machete's to come so I can give an honest review. Who honestly knew "machetes" would be the subject that burnt down the campfire?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Please continue the cackling...

You are winning... Fo Sure... machete boy...

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Why so sad?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Uh-oh, I just got a package. Could it be my machete???? I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I just give back as I get it.

Copy...

So you spit and do not swallow.

Maybe you were USN afterall...
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Another .gov dick beater 🤦‍♂️
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I could but I won't. What is the use? MF'er would just keep on calling me a liar. He can't ask an intelligent qualifying question and his girlfriend can't even spell the name of the equipment he wants to question me about. I am not wasting my time speaking to deaf people bud. Tell 'em one of your war stories so they can call you a liar. I really don't care what anyone thinks of me on this dumb assed barrel of monkeys site. I am concerned about what my friends, family and God thinks, not much else matters to me. Sorry if you can't grasp that.

Yeah, we all noticed that when YOU started the Flave thread.
Yes sir, you see how I have been trying to talk to him and post to him by begging people to "quote this ASAP", that dude is a straight up loser and idiot. I know this hurts his fan boi crowd but I really see no value in him.

Remember that story about you trying to retire 24 years during the Obama years and were denied?? Another bull chit story.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uh-oh, I just got a package. Could it be my machete???? I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Don’t forget to wash ur kgunt🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ok, how many socks, is Trav, actually running in this thread.

Kinda weird, to have to argue, with your self !

YMMV

wink
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨😵‍💫😵‍💫🫨🫨🫨
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Ok, how many socks, is Trav, actually running in this thread.

Kinda weird, to have to argue, with your self !

YMMV

wink
Nobody cares about that stuff. You think his narcissistic poopdick actually stepped away for a few months? Or did he just use the old 79s handle?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uh-oh, I just got a package. Could it be my machete???? I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Don’t forget to wash ur kgunt🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used my "Sweaty Flaps" soap.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
It was a steel frying pan and not my machetes. Sad face here all around.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I used my "Sweaty Flaps" soap.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.

[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.

That was nice, I was sincere.
I want the best for you Karen, you believe that don't you ?
Make sure he understands.....NO MEANS NO !
Posted By: efw Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.

That was nice, I was sincere.
I want the best for Karen, you believe that don't you ?
Make sure he understands.....NO MEANS NO !
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
I got some tail coming over so I have to get in the shower.
Tell him we said Hi !
Awww, that wasn't nice, but I will tell him.

That was nice, I was sincere.
I want the best for Karen, you believe that don't you ?
Make sure he understands.....NO MEANS NO !
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.
🥳🥳🥳🧐🧐🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🤣
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.

Don't know about that, but I'm sure you'll put in the effort.
(not that there is anything wrong with that)
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.

Don't know about that, but I'm sure you'll put in the effort.
(not that there is anything wrong with that)
You don't know my history. I could tap you on the shoulder and knock you up. Your probably pregnant right now from just thinking about my meat.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Is this why losttrails hasn’t been posting you knocked him up
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Is this why losttrails hasn’t been posting you knocked him up
Bingo!!!
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Is this why losttrails hasn’t been posting you knocked him up
Bingo!!!
Oh fugk 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫Buzzh is gonna be pissed
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Got a thing for dick, do ya ?

Originally Posted by KSMITH
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You don't know my history. I could tap you on the shoulder and knock you up. Your probably pregnant right now from just thinking about my meat.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Tell the truth,,,,you jerked one off to that video didn't you?
Originally Posted by KSMITH
you never thought further than your dick, then you go all blank while your dick shrinks and your piddly little nuts suck back up in yourbody
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Might want to send a note to your dick that you haven't seen since the fifth grade apologizing for giving it a schitty life.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
The real dead giveaway is head size, and foot size
Yeah, their tiny rice dicks have nothing to do with it.

OK we believe you, you were on a boat in the Navy.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Hold up 🤔
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Got a thing for dick, do ya ?

Originally Posted by KSMITH
Don't get it twisted bro, he is leaving pregnant with my next child.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You don't know my history. I could tap you on the shoulder and knock you up. Your probably pregnant right now from just thinking about my meat.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Tell the truth,,,,you jerked one off to that video didn't you?
Originally Posted by KSMITH
you never thought further than your dick, then you go all blank while your dick shrinks and your piddly little nuts suck back up in yourbody
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Might want to send a note to your dick that you haven't seen since the fifth grade apologizing for giving it a schitty life.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
The real dead giveaway is head size, and foot size
Yeah, their tiny rice dicks have nothing to do with it.

OK we believe you, you were on a boat in the Navy.
You really do like me don't you? You have spent a lot of time and effort trying to keep up but you are still lost.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Since your out of the closet you chessopeak homo
Posted By: Tide_Change Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Ok, how many socks, is Trav, actually running in this thread.

Kinda weird, to have to argue, with your self !

YMMV

wink


It's gotta be tough to keep all those balls in the air. Gotta give him props for that.

grin
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....

Earlybride, your were late to the party today.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You really do like me don't you? You have spent a lot of time and effort trying to keep up but you are still lost.
Naw, Don't take it personal, I don't like any lying POS posers. Especially ones that degrade the military.
Other than that, you sound like any other Homo.
(honestly, you don't take alot of time Corky)
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....

Earlybride, your were late to the party today.
I ain’t your fugkin bride you fugkin quear go lick losttrails kgunt
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted By: fish30ought6 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
did you buy from baryonyx? he's good ...
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ever seen a Saudi cook book?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Keep fugkin around
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You truly are an inbred retard aincha boy?
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....
Stop with the lies !
Posted By: fish30ought6 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
i like Marbles machetes. made in el salvador, i think. good steel. a tiny bit thicker that tramontinas and such. the paint keeps the bulk of the blade free of rust. i like the 14-incher. i make my own sheaths ...
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Beg for mercy mutha fugker
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Hurt feelers
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by fish30ought6
i like Marbles machetes. made in el salvador, i think. good steel. a tiny bit thicker that tramontinas and such. the paint keeps the bulk of the blade free of rust. i like the 14-incher. i make my own sheaths ...
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Buzzy was always in a bitchy mood now I know why did losttrails wash up on the beach in chessopeak
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
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Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He is a wordsmith with his own dialect.
Bravo I say, Bravo.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Shall I continue Kgunt smith
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I got a better one than that shall I release it or do you want to beg for fugkin mercy you might want to
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I got a better one than that shall I release it or do you want to beg for fugkin mercy you might want to
You’re not bothering anyone with these.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I got to finish my bumpy ride home pics in a bit 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.

I’ve been saying that this entire thread.
He ain’t tracking.
Been shown time and again

Maybe he’ll believe you ?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Powerful storm blew thru I’m dodging limbs in the NV200 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨stay tuned pics in a bit
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....
Stop with the lies !
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....

Earlybride, your were late to the party today.

No they’re not.. so you got 2 Kuwait liberation medals (Saudi Arabia) even thought it was awarded from 17 January 1991 to 28 February 1991 that’s 41 days. But you say you stayed and extra 5 months kicking in doors.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
101 ways to cook a goat 102 ways if you include 4play
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Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
So you’re saying KSMITH never served in SOF and didn’t re up like he said? If true, what a disgrace to armed service members.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
101 ways to cook a goat 102 ways if you include 4play
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

That from Karen ?
Ha 😂😂
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
One more post gentlemen.

Revive this Ole pic for schits and giggles.


Totally for " That Guy"
That constant fuuuk up.
That dumb fuuk up that steps on his dick all the time.
That guy that spins so many lies he can't keep track of the lies.
The dud no one wanted on their kickball team and always picked last at recess in elementary school.
The dipschit who never fit in or was accepted as a peer in any activity, function, or organization.
But always tried soooooo hard too...
And still to this day...
Any attention good, bad, or indifferent is good enough for him....


[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
^^^^^^^

"KSMITH" with the kok of dumbazz sticking outta his forehead.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You all have a good one playing with " KSMITHS" medicated mind...


Oh...
If you all would just shun , deny any interaction on here to " KSMITH".
It would tear him up in his mind.
Because in his head he is building cred for himself taking on heavy hitter big dog posters.

He would have mo one to respond to his threads or post on here other than B type fools.
And that would not satisfy him.
Ain't even gotta ignore him.
Just cut off his interaction....


🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
So you’re saying KSMITH never served in SOF and didn’t re up like he said? If true, what a disgrace to armed service members.
Sure looks that way 😔
That dumbass couldn’t outsmart Burns !
😂😂😄😄
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
So you’re saying KSMITH never served in SOF and didn’t re up like he said? If true, what a disgrace to armed service members.
Sure looks that way 😔
That dumbass couldn’t outsmart Burns !
😂😂😄😄
Damn. I thought he did. Then this schidt show started. WTF
Posted By: Lslite Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Is this still about machetes ? Or is it a dick measuring contest ?
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
This KSmith funeral is getting boring.
I'm going back to the yoga pants thread.
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
You all have fun.
Warms my heart to see you guys fuuuk up a dumbazz like
" KSMITH"..

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

I'm out.

Come back in some other when the conditions have been set up primo.

Almost like a giant kill box with arty, rotary, and fixed wing assets.

And Sir Dumb of Azz " KSMITH" walked right into it...


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....
Stop with the lies !
What am I lying about now Jethro? You are just like John Burns. You wanna pic, I post a pic, LIES. That is why I think you are a fawking joke little man. You and a couple others on here. Anybody in that war knows those medals in the green box are gold. 3 different colored pieces of gold. But your feeble mind can't accept that. You can't accept I was there. You can abide that somebody did what you couldn't and refused to do. That is why I won't waste anymore time with you. I could post up a DD 214 and you would still scream LIES. PHOTOSHOP, NOT YOURS and whatever other excuses your barnacle brained mind could make up. Not my fault you decided to be a bitch and not hitch your wagon to a mans career. You were probably too scared or too weak to make any cut much less SF. Or you were afraid somebody was going to finger bang you precious girlfriend while you were gone. Boy, it is nobody else's fault you never became a man. Look inward, self reflect or suck start a shotgun. You are a poor excuse for a man. I would fawking hate to be like you.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Operation desert storm was from Aug 2, 1990 – Feb 28, 1991

Then on March 1st another campaign kicked off. FYI you don’t get extra medals for different campaigns you get campaign stars. Again Ksmith is absolutely full of chit. He was deck jockey on one the aircraft carriers.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by RUM7
This KSmith funeral is getting boring.
I'm going back to the yoga pants thread.
No schidt. He takes rounds then comes back with I’m gunna sit in the pool with a daiquiri.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I posted your pics don’t text me no more you chessopeak quear your blocked 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
It’s funny as fugk though a paper pusher (potentially) ran off POL gas pumper Burns. LMFAO
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Operation desert storm was from Aug 2, 1990 – Feb 28, 1991

Then on March 1st another campaign kicked off. FYI you don’t get extra medals for different campaigns you get campaign stars. Again Ksmith is absolutely full of chit. He was deck jockey on one the aircraft carriers.
He or she said they was a cook down below
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
101 ways to cook a goat 102 ways if you include 4play
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

That from Karen ?
Ha 😂😂
Yes the homo quear from chessopeak fugk him and his boyfriend losttrails 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by 79S
Operation desert storm was from Aug 2, 1990 – Feb 28, 1991

Then on March 1st another campaign kicked off. FYI you don’t get extra medals for different campaigns you get campaign stars. Again Ksmith is absolutely full of chit. He was deck jockey on one the aircraft carriers.
He or she said they was a cook down below

That’s his attempt at using the movie Under siege. Steve segal was a cook but unbeknown to his ship mates he was a bad ass navy seal.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by 79S
Operation desert storm was from Aug 2, 1990 – Feb 28, 1991

Then on March 1st another campaign kicked off. FYI you don’t get extra medals for different campaigns you get campaign stars. Again Ksmith is absolutely full of chit. He was deck jockey on one the aircraft carriers.
He or she said they was a cook down below

That’s his attempt at using the movie Under siege. Steve segal was a cook but unbeknown to his ship mates he was a bad ass navy seal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
You all have fun.
Warms my heart to see you guys fuuuk up a dumbazz like
" KSMITH"..

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

I'm out.

Come back in some other when the conditions have been set up primo.

Almost like a giant kill box with arty, rotary, and fixed wing assets.

And Sir Dumb of Azz " KSMITH" walked right into it...


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Means a lot coming from a supply clerk who was out knocking heads. LOL. Post up some more of your fake certificates of the Army leading aerial gunner and such. Should have left the natives in their own country pal.

Wait a minute, aren't you the cuck that drove across a state to beat Steelhead up? Yeah, that was you. lol Then you post a picture of your old decrepit Paul Mall smoking ass. Yeah sir, you are the epitome of billy badass. You and your buddy Slum. LOL It was forty against 4, they were the toughest 4 we ever fought....lol Drink bleach, big mouth.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Popcorn plz bring 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go back to your store bought wife you decrepit old cuck. Anybody in the military knows you get stars. Like you got some inside scoop. lol You and Slumlord got me, do tell and post up some proof. Is that why your homie has me on ignore? Cause you chucked me up? What a joke of a human being.
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go back to your store bought wife you decrepit old cuck. Anybody in the military knows you get stars. Like you got some inside scoop. lol You and Slumlord got me, do tell and post up some proof. Is that why your homie has me on ignore? Cause you chucked me up? What a joke of a human being.


I smell stolen valor.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
You all have fun.
Warms my heart to see you guys fuuuk up a dumbazz like
" KSMITH"..

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

I'm out.

Come back in some other when the conditions have been set up primo.

Almost like a giant kill box with arty, rotary, and fixed wing assets.

And Sir Dumb of Azz " KSMITH" walked right into it...


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Means a lot coming from a supply clerk who was out knocking heads. LOL. Post up some more of your fake certificates of the Army leading aerial gunner and such. Should have left the natives in their own country pal.

Wait a minute, aren't you the cuck that drove across a state to beat Steelhead up? Yeah, that was you. lol Then you post a picture of your old decrepit Paul Mall smoking ass. Yeah sir, you are the epitome of billy badass. You and your buddy Slum. LOL It was forty against 4, they were the toughest 4 we ever fought....lol Drink bleach, big mouth.
Why don't you and your bud who is about to keel over from diabetes drive across state again to jack another person up?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go back to your store bought wife you decrepit old cuck. Anybody in the military knows you get stars. Like you got some inside scoop. lol You and Slumlord got me, do tell and post up some proof. Is that why your homie has me on ignore? Cause you chucked me up? What a joke of a human being.


I smell stolen valor.
You couldn't smell your own fart retard. Report me then. What is the story now? I stole the medals made of gold? I bought them out of a pawn shop. I bet there is only two other guys here that have the real ones. Mr KHAN posted a screenshot of a ribbon on his ribbon bar that cost 2 bucks. Probably wasn't even his ribbon bar. lol
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Your face has been smeared in pig schit today by the Virginia mafia don’t fugk with the Tennessee version homo
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Your feelers are already hurt there about to get broken go Peepee in the pool fugktot
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
You all have fun.
Warms my heart to see you guys fuuuk up a dumbazz like
" KSMITH"..

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

I'm out.

Come back in some other when the conditions have been set up primo.

Almost like a giant kill box with arty, rotary, and fixed wing assets.

And Sir Dumb of Azz " KSMITH" walked right into it...


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Means a lot coming from a supply clerk who was out knocking heads. LOL. Post up some more of your fake certificates of the Army leading aerial gunner and such. Should have left the natives in their own country pal.

Wait a minute, aren't you the cuck that drove across a state to beat Steelhead up? Yeah, that was you. lol Then you post a picture of your old decrepit Paul Mall smoking ass. Yeah sir, you are the epitome of billy badass. You and your buddy Slum. LOL It was forty against 4, they were the toughest 4 we ever fought....lol Drink bleach, big mouth.
Why don't you and your bud who is about to keel over from diabetes drive across state again to jack another person up?
Quoting yourself to continue your rant is never a good look. LOL
It's OK KSmith, This internet tough guy routine isn't for everyone. Maybe take up Larping. That may be more your speed.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
?
Holy schitt, you were an E-6 in 91? And you retired as an E-6 or E-7? You must have been a stellar performer poop dick. I at least managed E-8 in 16 years.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Say sumthin about slumlord again and I’ll go full nuclear on your homo bleeding ass
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Your face has been smeared in pig schit today by the Virginia mafia don’t fugk with the Tennessee version homo
I would be ashamed to associate with half of these sorry bastards. Don't sell yourself short.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Say sumthin about slumlord again and I’ll go full nuclear on your homo bleeding ass
Slumlord...
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Your face has been smeared in pig schit today by the Virginia mafia don’t fugk with the Tennessee version homo
I would be ashamed to associate with half of these sorry bastards. Don't sell yourself short.
You’re wanted in the #MyAzzHurtz thread
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Say sumthin about slumlord again and I’ll go full nuclear on your homo bleeding ass
Slumlord...
Two more times and you’ll be changing addresses, phone numbers, and SS numbers
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go back to your store bought wife you decrepit old cuck. Anybody in the military knows you get stars. Like you got some inside scoop. lol You and Slumlord got me, do tell and post up some proof. Is that why your homie has me on ignore? Cause you chucked me up? What a joke of a human being.


I smell stolen valor.
You couldn't smell your own fart retard. Report me then. What is the story now? I stole the medals made of gold? I bought them out of a pawn shop. I bet there is only two other guys here that have the real ones. Mr KHAN posted a screenshot of a ribbon on his ribbon bar that cost 2 bucks. Probably wasn't even his ribbon bar. lol

Dude you have way too much time on your hands to be constantly posting. Clearly you are just a pogue. Or REMF, whatever you prefer.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by earlybrd
The one on the left is for bacon the one on the right for scrambled eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Totally worth a daily post for sure here👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
I been grooming this all morning via text with 79S.
Setting this dumb fuuk squid " KSMITH" up like a bowling pin.


Leroy....
"KSMITH" is so full of schit his stomach needs to be called aseptic tank.


Gentlemen what you see in that pic is the Saudi Liberation of Kuwait Medal.
for service anywhere in theater waters, land, or airspace
From Jan 17 to 28 Feb 1991.
Just think of the area as from the Mediterranean, red sea Persian gulf , nw Indian Ocean.
And the entire middle eastern land mass in between all of those.
Plate gold gentlemen.
In pawn shops around here and surplus shops all over here.
Worth about 35 bucks.

Why nitwit "KSMITH" has 2 is beyond me.
No such thing as a second award of that Medal or ribbon.
Unless the Pinhead thinks it answers the question originally put to him.


Now.....
Much to " KSMITHS" Chargrin.

This is a SW ASIA service ribbon with 3 campaign stars.
( mine)
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Operation Desert shield
Operation Desert Storm
Operation Provide Comfort per Kuwait after ground conbat ops and the no fly zone enforcement over Southern Iraq.
2 Aug 90 - Nov 3 95.
That last little star is the one for being in the KTO after the ground war and cease fire was done in March.


Homie got his 3rd star for hanging Dhahran to mid april waiting to get on RORO ship and collect 56 bucks a day perdiem for 22 days going back to Florida and then Ftcky before going on leave.
Not a bad gig for a single e6 at the time in charge of 15 Joe's whose sole purpose was to check and tighten down binder shackles on 1st Cav,s Bradley's and M1,s twice a day.
And we got fed well by the squid cooks.



So......
You pretty much got a cock sticking outta your forehead right now " KSMITH"
🤣🤣🤣
Me and Slumlord fuuuked you up bad a couple of years ago.
And you never dared to try all this bogus military BS on me cause you knew I would fuuk you up back then.
Then you went and spun all this bullschit on Johnny Burns trying to build cred for yourself cause no one likes Johnny much either.

Johnny Burns fuuuked you up on here for all to see.

Deflave has totally fuuked you up big time.

I been feeding 79S who has been relaying nuggets to the Flave also.
They ain't even used 1/2 of what I have fed them.
And you never carried a fuuuking sincgars radio either...
Oh what Gen sincgars radio was that in OIF whatever you claim to have carried on your side???





LMFAO!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
?
Holy schitt, you were an E-6 in 91? And you retired as an E-6 or E-7? You must have been a stellar performer poop dick. I at least managed E-8 in 16 years.

You were not a master chief you are so full of chit. Lol
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Say sumthin about slumlord again and I’ll go full nuclear on your homo bleeding ass
Slumlord...
Two more times and you’ll be changing addresses, phone numbers, and SS numbers
I am sure...Old renegade and slummy really showed Steelhead what was what. A coastie owned both of them. They are two the hard way fo sho. I want those two disease infested retards to post more pictures of themselves in action. I want to really get a feel for their awesomeness..
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
Originally Posted by KSMITH
That....is what you get for extending in Kuwait you nitwits. Solid gold too....
Stop with the lies !
What am I lying about now Jethro? You are just like John Burns. You wanna pic, I post a pic, LIES. That is why I think you are a fawking joke little man. You and a couple others on here. Anybody in that war knows those medals in the green box are gold. 3 different colored pieces of gold. But your feeble mind can't accept that. You can't accept I was there. You can abide that somebody did what you couldn't and refused to do. That is why I won't waste anymore time with you. I could post up a DD 214 and you would still scream LIES. PHOTOSHOP, NOT YOURS and whatever other excuses your barnacle brained mind could make up. Not my fault you decided to be a bitch and not hitch your wagon to a mans career. You were probably too scared or too weak to make any cut much less SF. Or you were afraid somebody was going to finger bang you precious girlfriend while you were gone. Boy, it is nobody else's fault you never became a man. Look inward, self reflect or suck start a shotgun. You are a poor excuse for a man. I would fawking hate to be like you.

Once again you lack self control to be in SF. - lie
I never asked you to post a pic. Karen - another lie
Your jewelry is gold….every one else got gold plated.
Being on a ship in the gulf for 1 day merits the medal.
You did NOTHING MORE !!

I told you of my service, no lies. No need to inflate it.
I’m sure you can do things I can not, I always burn the quiche. You probably don’t.

I never asked for your DD214, EVER !
Nor would I post mine.

As far as finger banging the girlfriend 😂😂😂😂
Your PATHETIC AZZ posted about your “girl” moving in multiple guys on you 😂😂😂😂
Then you got your flip flops and rode away on
your MENSTRAL CYCLE 😂😂

Remember that ? Or was that another lie?

I don’t know if I feel more sorry for you because you couldn’t outsmart Burns, or
the amount of effort you expend trying to be a bad azz on the internet.

Your story has been blown up more than your weeks inflatable dates.

I wish you peace 🙏
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
You were a flight deck jockey watching F whatever on the carrier you were on running sorties. The closest you ever got to actual combat was watching cnn.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??
Keep chunkin homo I got eggs in my hand your fugkin feelers is fixin to get smashed
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Have you seen the size of a chicken egg???? I take it as a compliment that you think my dick has the girth of a chicken egg. Thank you sir.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🫨🫨🫨🫨🦗🦗🦗
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by deflave
LOL




can't see his post ??

WTF ??
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Have you seen the size of a chicken egg????
Ya my dick is big around as a double yoke how far you want the heat up
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Have you clowns seen my post count? 20 some years under 2K,,,,now look at it. lol
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Have you seen the size of a chicken egg???? I take it as a compliment that you think my dick has the girth of a chicken egg. Thank you sir.

I like how you felt the need to edit this to include your dick size, as opposed to your original post.


You bitch.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
You sir better crawl under the carpet and let losttrails shampoo it
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Have you seen the size of a chicken egg???? I take it as a compliment that you think my dick has the girth of a chicken egg. Thank you sir.

I like how you felt the need to edit this to include your dick size, as opposed to your original post.


You bitch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Have you clowns seen my post count? 20 some years under 2K,,,,now look at it. lol

If you have been here since 2005....how has it been 20 some years...



You bitch.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Have you clowns seen my post count? 20 some years under 2K,,,,now look at it. lol
Nobody gives a fugk have you looked at mine while you diddle ur kgunt fugk you
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Have you clowns seen my post count? 20 some years under 2K,,,,now look at it. lol

If you have been here since 2005....how has it been 20 some years...



You bitch.
The math is not strong with this one.....
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
I’ll let Tennessee deal with you for a while I got to feed my chikums
By feed, do you mean intercourse??

The only cock around here small enough to fück a chicken is yours. You have proven that several times over in this thread.
Have you seen the size of a chicken egg???? I take it as a compliment that you think my dick has the girth of a chicken egg. Thank you sir.
Posted By: LRoyJetson Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Have you clowns seen my post count? 20 some years under 2K,,,,now look at it. lol

You are very impressive!!!
I’ll see about putting you in for a Campfire Medal.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
I bet you sing Yankee Doodle dandy while losttrails licks ur lollipop
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Don’t cry bitch
Posted By: RHClark Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Ya'll have let the damn heat get to you.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Nope
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️
Posted By: rcamuglia Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
Dunning-Kruger personified

Hilarious!
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/26/23
KGHUNTSMITH,

Did you know that when you're ol' lady sucked off nine other dudes, you became a cuckold?

Maybe ask you kid's friends to explain it to you.

LOL
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Chessopeak quear don’t cum in the pool and pass out again 🤣🤣🫨🫨🫨🫨😴😴😴
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
This is like 2020. total fail
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
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Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️

rene, he even went and got me a bit PO'd.

Like some others here, Elky etc, he needs to find help.

The VA can get him some, right? I mean, assuming he is where he states he is, there should be a large presence of VA help there.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️
Dude, you definitely march to a different drummer and give yourself waaaay too much credit. Mental daggers? You just get off a game of dungeons and dragons?
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️
Dude, you definitely march to a different drummer and give yourself waaaay too much credit. Mental daggers? You just get off a game of dungeons and dragons?
come to think of it, Renee is a girls name you tranny wannabe. No [bleep], my fiancé's name is Renee. Just spelled properly.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Me and my diabetic dude that's about to drop dead and has this guy on ignore, really served him up good. We threw mental daggers in him like Ragnar and schitt. What adult even talks like that? We are so into smiths head, cough, cough cough, excuse me while I fire up another Paul Mall. My retirement don't go that far so I can't afford the regular cowboy killers. but hey, me and slummy...
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️

rene, he even went and got me a bit PO'd.

Like some others here, Elky etc, he needs to find help.

The VA can get him some, right? I mean, assuming he is where he states he is, there should be a large presence of VA help there.
Girl, I really PO'd him and showed him just like you and slummy do. You would be so proud of me.

Stupid cuck, what do you know of the VA? They pay me quite well and I never stepped into a VA facility.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Where Burns at, KSMITH? Did he FAFO?
Posted By: Raferman Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️

rene, he even went and got me a bit PO'd.

Like some others here, Elky etc, he needs to find help.

The VA can get him some, right? I mean, assuming he is where he states he is, there should be a large presence of VA help there.
Girl, I really PO'd him and showed him just like you and slummy do. You would be so proud of me.

Stupid cuck, what do you know of the VA? They pay me quite well and I never stepped into a VA facility.
......?
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
K dawg

As far as posts per minute , you’re not winning.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Where Burns at, KSMITH? Did he FAFO?
Can it poop dick, he was offered to be part of a podcast and he and his boss declined. I hope he washed his mouth out with buckshot to be honest. Clown should have shut up a long time ago instead of trying to make money off veterans.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
K dawg

As far as posts per minute , you’re not winning.
You can't count poop dick. Guess I should be careful because Renee has the bat phone to rick bin and they work together to run people off on here. Yes sir, him and rick bin are thick as thieves. Listen to him. Dude throws mental daggers and schitt.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨😴😴😴
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
K dawg

As far as posts per minute , you’re not winning.
You can't count poop dick. Guess I should be careful because Renee has the bat phone to rick bin and they work together to run people off on here. Yes sir, him and rick bin are thick as thieves. Listen to him. Dude throws mental daggers and schitt.
Rick bin?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Tell losttrails to get a towel he despises bloody cum on the carpet
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Tell losttrails to get a towel he despises bloody cum on the carpet
I’m staying away from Virginians. Damn
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️
Dude, you definitely march to a different drummer and give yourself waaaay too much credit. Mental daggers? You just get off a game of dungeons and dragons?
come to think of it, Renee is a girls name you tranny wannabe. No [bleep], my fiancé's name is Renee. Just spelled properly.

Damn how many times you been homewrecked you are 50 yrs old on who knows what marriage
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by renegade50
LMFAO!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Mission Acomplished!!!
Mental Daggers of truth stabbed slowly over the last couple of days into " KSMITH,s" head.
Thanks for the assist guys!!!👍🏻👍🏻🤣👍🏻👍🏻
It just became so unbearable to him he had to respond someway to save face in his mind.

I triggered and blew up that walter mitty dumbazz life of "KSMITH" the fuuk up on here.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

All credibility he thinks he has built up for himself on here in his head.
Gone.....
Time for him to go interact with b type rubes on here again...
🤣🤣🤣







TFF!!!


🙋‍♂️🤣🤣🙋‍♂️

rene, he even went and got me a bit PO'd.

Like some others here, Elky etc, he needs to find help.

The VA can get him some, right? I mean, assuming he is where he states he is, there should be a large presence of VA help there.
Girl, I really PO'd him and showed him just like you and slummy do. You would be so proud of me.

Stupid cuck, what do you know of the VA? They pay me quite well and I never stepped into a VA facility.

Another lie… you are just racking up one lie after another. Do you have VA care?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Tell losttrails to get a towel he despises bloody cum on the carpet
I’m staying away from Virginians. Damn
Buzzy texted me in a uproar nothing to do with Virginians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Has losttrails spilled peanut butter in the carpet yet you homo fugk
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Where Burns at, KSMITH? Did he FAFO?
Can it poop dick, he was offered to be part of a podcast and he and his boss declined. I hope he washed his mouth out with buckshot to be honest. Clown should have shut up a long time ago instead of trying to make money off veterans.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by RUM7
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]

Where Burns at, KSMITH? Did he FAFO?
Can it poop dick, he was offered to be part of a podcast and he and his boss declined. I hope he washed his mouth out with buckshot to be honest. Clown should have shut up a long time ago instead of trying to make money off veterans.
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Homo mutha fugkin chessopeak phaegutt
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Bump for hilarity
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
🫨🫨🤣🤣
Posted By: Salmonella Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
24HCF Gold...damn.
Posted By: Tide_Change Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by Salmonella
24HCF Gold...damn.

Methinks earlybrd and KSMITH are in bed together. Stealthily trying to take over the comedy duo Beaver Award.

grin
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by Salmonella
24HCF Gold...damn.

Methinks earlybrd and KSMITH are in bed together. Stealthily trying to take over the comedy duo Beaver Award.

grin
🖕
Posted By: Tide_Change Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by Salmonella
24HCF Gold...damn.

Methinks earlybrd and KSMITH are in bed together. Stealthily trying to take over the comedy duo Beaver Award.

grin
🖕

🤓
Posted By: poboy Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
grin eek eek cool
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
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Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by Salmonella
24HCF Gold...damn.

Right !!
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
I don't know what the limit on phonies is, but someone needs to call the game warden on Ren. He's got to be way over the limit.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Wait a minute, aren't you the cuck that drove across a state to beat Steelhead up? Yeah, that was you. lol Then you post a picture of your old decrepit Paul Mall smoking ass. Yeah sir, you are the epitome of billy badass. You and your buddy Slum. LOL It was forty against 4, they were the toughest 4 we ever fought....lol Drink bleach, big mouth.
Why don't you and your bud who is about to keel over from diabetes drive across state again to jack another person up?[/quote]

Clueless & Classless in Chesapeake
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Kguntsmiths cheese slid off his cracker
Posted By: Tide_Change Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I don't know what the limit on phonies is, but someone needs to call the game warden on Ren. He's got to be way over the limit.


I think Tennessee sells additional over-the-counter damage control tags.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure was shades, of the infamous "elky" meltdowns !!!

wink
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure was shades, of the infamous "elky" meltdowns !!!

wink
Just as I mentioned in my reply to renegade.

Dude needs help.

Next thing you know, the "gaslighting" and "Stoopid" (trademarked) are going to start being included in his replies.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Let’s pray for kguntsmith sounds to me like his cheese slid off his cracker
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They always do.

They always do...


LOL
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure was shades, of the infamous "elky" meltdowns !!!

wink
Just as I mentioned in my reply to renegade.

Dude needs help.

Next thing you know, the "gaslighting" and "Stoopid" (trademarked) are going to start being included in his replies.

Then Ren becomes a "pathological liar."
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They always do.

They always do...


LOL
The self quoting is always my favorite part.

Lol
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
I asked ric to delete my 79s acct

Deflave
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure was shades, of the infamous "elky" meltdowns !!!

wink
Just as I mentioned in my reply to renegade.

Dude needs help.

Next thing you know, the "gaslighting" and "Stoopid" (trademarked) are going to start being included in his replies.

Then Ren becomes a "pathological liar."
No no kguntsmith is full of schit
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/27/23
Originally Posted by 79S
I asked ric to delete my 79s acct

Deflave
🧐
Posted By: RUM7 Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by 79S
I asked ric to delete my 79s acct

Deflave
🧐
RIP Nugget 😪
Posted By: RiverRider Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by 79S
I asked ric to delete my 79s acct

Deflave



So I guess I can forget about that thousand-a-week cash flow solution I offered you.

Damn.
Posted By: BigDave39355 Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Originally Posted by earlybrd
That dumb mother fugker got wound up at the end quoting hisself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sure was shades, of the infamous "elky" meltdowns !!!

wink
Just as I mentioned in my reply to renegade.

Dude needs help.

Next thing you know, the "gaslighting" and "Stoopid" (trademarked) are going to start being included in his replies.

Then Ren becomes a "pathological liar."

#RIP_ElkSlayer91

😂😂😂😂
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
All 3 machetes will be arriving today. Stay tuned....
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
All 3 machetes will be arriving today. Stay tuned....
Picsoritneverhappened
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Don’t cut your kgunt opening the box
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Ontario Knife Company one arrived with an orange plastic handle. Has an enclosed finger guard which is nice. Very heavy blade but pretty dull. Maybe dull to prevent legal issues? Little work with a file or sander will fix it up. I do not think this blade will bend and will work nicely for cutting jingweeds and branches. I like it so far and very reasonably priced. The Tramontina ones are still out for delivery.

No more pics. People here absolutely lose their minds over my pictures....

Update with the other ones to follow. May want to hold your insults and calling me a liar until then.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
You’re still a kgunt. Kguntsniff
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
You’re still a kgunt. Kguntsniff
Noted and thank you. Only way I would ever be...
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Your a homo liar fugk you
Posted By: Raeford Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Ontario Knife Company one arrived with an orange plastic handle. Has an enclosed finger guard which is nice. Very heavy blade but pretty dull. Maybe dull to prevent legal issues? Little work with a file or sander will fix it up. I do not think this blade will bend and will work nicely for cutting jingweeds and branches. I like it so far and very reasonably priced. The Tramontina ones are still out for delivery.

No more pics. People here absolutely lose their minds over my pictures....

Update with the other ones to follow. May want to hold your insults and calling me a liar until then.

Is calling one 'classless' an insult?
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
What the fugk is a jingweed never mind you’ll lie about that
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Uh-oh....Look who learned to upload a pic.....some heads are going to explode around here....lol

The Tramatino's are nowhere near as thick and sturdy feeling as the OTK Co machete but they are light and sharp as hell. One is going into the camper and the other in the back of the truck. Going to order some kind of material to make a sheath for one to attach one my molle pack.

I like that the OTK handle has a hole for paracord loop and I guess if the handle falls off, I can always put a wood handle back on it. Like I said previously, the OTC is hefty and seems like the blade will last for a loooong time.

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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uh-oh....Look who learned to upload a pic.....some heads are going to explode around here....lol

The Tramatino's are nowhere near as thick and sturdy feeling as the OTK Co machete but they are light and sharp as hell. One is going into the camper and the other in the back of the truck. Going to order some kind of material to make a sheath for one to attach one my molle pack.

I like that the OTK handle has a hole for paracord loop and I guess if the handle falls off, I can always put a wood handle back on it. Like I said previously, the OTC is hefty and seems like the blade will last for a loooong time.

[Linked Image from i.ibb.co]
Nobody gives a fugk go dive in your pool and swallow water phag it
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uh-oh....Look who learned to upload a pic.....some heads are going to explode around here....lol

The Tramatino's are nowhere near as thick and sturdy feeling as the OTK Co machete but they are light and sharp as hell. One is going into the camper and the other in the back of the truck. Going to order some kind of material to make a sheath for one to attach one my molle pack.

I like that the OTK handle has a hole for paracord loop and I guess if the handle falls off, I can always put a wood handle back on it. Like I said previously, the OTC is hefty and seems like the blade will last for a loooong time.

[Linked Image from i.ibb.co]
Nobody gives a fugk go dive in your pool and swallow water phag it
Here is my dog barking out a rabbit in that kiddie pool I found on the side of the road. Make sure dipshit sees it.
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Nobody gives a fugk about a chessopeak quear
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Wow, this was a tough thread to get through just to ask about and purchase a machete.... Rough crowd here. Later.

I would like to leave most of you with this. Except the people who recommended OTK.
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
You know what Kguntsniff I figured you out
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Your sex change was botched and your hormones are fugked do your self a favor take your gay azz machete and do a harakiri
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Uh-oh....Look who learned to upload a pic.....some heads are going to explode around here....lol

The Tramatino's are nowhere near as thick and sturdy feeling as the OTK Co machete but they are light and sharp as hell. One is going into the camper and the other in the back of the truck. Going to order some kind of material to make a sheath for one to attach one my molle pack.

I like that the OTK handle has a hole for paracord loop and I guess if the handle falls off, I can always put a wood handle back on it. Like I said previously, the OTC is hefty and seems like the blade will last for a loooong time.

[Linked Image from i.ibb.co]
Nobody gives a fugk go dive in your pool and swallow water phag it

Worthy of a post.👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I'm in " KSMITHS" head bad....
He is trying to build cred for himself by posting pictures and thinking it nullifies his fantasy world post, threads, and lies since Johnny Burns pegged his lying azz weeks ago.



Then on this thread and the simple trap set up on you per a question about a simple device on a ribbon.
One you would have received for being on the ground in Kuwait during operation Provide Comfort.
It was a simple question....
Set up on you behind the scenes..
🤣🤣🤣

And its all laid out on this thread.
Everyone seen it.
Just not those posting on this thread.
But all of those who have viewed it too.


And your dumb azz post 2 Saudi Liberation of Kuwait medals in response to that simple question presented to you.
Thinking your smart....🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

That Medal was only a single award for being in the all encompassing theater area and not the right answer to the question dummy.....
" solid gold" you said like it gave you gravitas and schit.
LMFAO...
🤣🤣🤣
Fuuking gold plated and some silver...
You fuuuking duumbazz.

This schit just flow naturally out of your head cause you lie so much it just comes natural to you or what???

Once again I have made you look like a fool on here.
And showed everyone on here you are a liar and a fraud.

You are so desperate for interaction and attention on here.

You will never be seen as credible by anyone other than b type rubes on here.

Have a good night's sleep after you get drunk so you ain't anguishing about 24 hr campfire tossing and turning wondering how you can undo all you have done for " reputation" on here.

So....
Other than this post, you ain't getting nothing else.
Now let's see what magic words you can come up with when you " blow a head gasket" that you think will magically undo all your dumb schit and lies on here.
That everyone has seen.
Oh and we know you don't care what anyone thinks about you on here too.
You have only said that a million six times also.




Have a nice day Pinger....
Sweet dreams...
Say hi to your woman boss for us too!
🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
I got kitchen knives bigger than that GFY chezapeek quear
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Time for KGHUNTSMITH to do some trailblazing.

In Virginia.

LOL
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
You all seen it. I put the heel of my boot up Renegades ass and his diabetic crony Slumlord. LOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLLLOOL. I ain't about to tell you how but they both be tasting shoe leather right now lololololololol. Yes sir, I pegged them both when their so called TN mofia tried to take over this place.lololololololololollollololoollolloll. Bother losers of the highest degree. lololololololololol. Yep, I even put my boots on their throats and pegged him I did. ;lololololololololololololololololololololollolollolooloolllooolllooooll. Me and old slummy, I will tel you.....lolololololololololololololololol. Me and slummy...lololololololololololoo Old Renee posts in every thread on here lololololololololol He requires so much attention. Him and delfucktado are so jealouslololololololololollollloo

Go suck it with your teenage emoji's and retarded posting. You and your homie are fawking jokes....llolololololololololollooolooollretard facelololololololooololoofuckingmaroonslollolololololololoserslolollolololololololololoololololopalmallslololololololololooooloolunfdieseaselolololololollooldiabeetuslolololololololololoo
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You all seen it. I put the heel of my boot up Renegades ass and his diabetic crony Slumlord. LOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLLLOOL. I ain't about to tell you how but they both be tasting shoe leather right now lololololololol. Yes sir, I pegged them both when their so called TN mofia tried to take over this place.lololololololololollollololoollolloll. Bother losers of the highest degree. lololololololololol. Yep, I even put my boots on their throats and pegged him I did. ;lololololololololololololololololololololollolollolooloolllooolllooooll. Me and old slummy, I will tel you.....lolololololololololololololololol. Me and slummy...lololololololololololoo
Go chop some jing weed and puff some more phag it
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You all seen it. I put the heel of my boot up Renegades ass and his diabetic crony Slumlord. LOLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLLLOOL. I ain't about to tell you how but they both be tasting shoe leather right now lololololololol. Yes sir, I pegged them both when their so called TN mofia tried to take over this place.lololololololololollollololoollolloll. Bother losers of the highest degree. lololololololololol. Yep, I even put my boots on their throats and pegged him I did. ;lololololololololololololololololololololollolollolooloolllooolllooooll. Me and old slummy, I will tel you.....lolololololololololololololololol. Me and slummy...lololololololololololoo
Go chop some jing weed and puff some more phag it
I already did.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Your so full of schit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
I did and then jumped in the pool. It is not my fault you are a jealous prick. Not everyone can be me, just a select few....
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Wait, I quit this thread. Everybody move to the delfucktard thread. You too, you old fawk in TN. Quit posting in dead threads hoping you won't get a reply with all your teenage emojis and wild claims about boots on throats and such.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
KGHUNTSMITH,

Remember when you announced that it was time to start your work week?

When do you think that might happen?

LOL

You lazy sack of fugking schit.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Wait, I quit this thread. Everybody move to the delfucktard thread. You too, you old fawk in TN. Quit posting in dead threads hoping you won't get a reply with all your teenage emojis and wild claims about boots on throats and such.

Man.

I really hurt your ass hole, didn’t I?

LOL
Posted By: Mike_S Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by deflave
KGHUNTSMITH,

Remember when you announced that it was time to start your work week?

When do you think that might happen?

LOL

You lazy sack of fugking schit.
Posted By: Mike_S Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Wait, I quit this thread. Everybody move to the delfucktard thread. You too, you old fawk in TN. Quit posting in dead threads hoping you won't get a reply with all your teenage emojis and wild claims about boots on throats and such.

Man.

I really hurt your ass hole, didn’t I?

LOL
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/28/23
Obama phone is going on charge for a bit don’t cum in the pool and pass the fugk out again 🫨🫨🫨🫨😴😴😴😴
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/29/23
You got mind fugked big time go pee pee in ur pool phag it
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/29/23
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Posted By: luv2safari Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You remember the Harbor Freight catalogs that would come out with all the knives for sale?


Those were cool.



It's was always a good time for a 8 year old when the HF and JC Whitney catalogs came out.

Man! I miss J.C. Whitney. It was the only place I could buy Seat-worn Rot Repellent.
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Harbor freight has some bad azz machetes got to catch them on sale
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Mike S,

Thanks for the assist.

It is important that KGHUNTSMITH figure out he is no longer in the 5th Grade.

LOL

“18D”
Posted By: Verylargeboots Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by deflave
Mike S,

Thanks for the assist.

It is important that KGHUNTSMITH figure out he is no longer in the 5th Grade.

LOL

“18D”


I figured it out.

18D isn't his MOS.


It's the size of the dick he takes up the ass
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by Verylargeboots
Originally Posted by deflave
Mike S,

Thanks for the assist.

It is important that KGHUNTSMITH figure out he is no longer in the 5th Grade.

LOL

“18D”


I figured it out.

18D isn't his MOS.


It's the size of the dick he takes up the ass
Oh wow 🤣🤣🤣
Posted By: Crash_Pad Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Is there still one that doesn't suck? Somebody told me the Brazilian Tramontina is actually cheap and good. I bought 2 plus paid an upgrade (6 dollars) to get the handles fitted and the blade sharpened. I will update when I get them but until then, is there a manufacturer that still makes one that won't bend when you hit a limb with it?

I sorely needed one on my last trip trying to break trail to get to water so I could fly fish last week. I had a Gerber Kukri but a limb bent the piss out of it a few years ago and I think if I ground it out, it would break upon use.

This [bleep] show is off the rails but as to the original question: The Tramontina in the shed would have been thrown in the creek long ago if I wasn't so damn cheap. It would make an excellent cutlass maybe but for whacking brush it is brutal on wrists, elbows and any body part connected.It makes me hurt just looking at it! Go Corona even if it's a bit shorter.
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by Crash_Pad
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Is there still one that doesn't suck? Somebody told me the Brazilian Tramontina is actually cheap and good. I bought 2 plus paid an upgrade (6 dollars) to get the handles fitted and the blade sharpened. I will update when I get them but until then, is there a manufacturer that still makes one that won't bend when you hit a limb with it?

I sorely needed one on my last trip trying to break trail to get to water so I could fly fish last week. I had a Gerber Kukri but a limb bent the piss out of it a few years ago and I think if I ground it out, it would break upon use.

This [bleep] show is off the rails but as to the original question: The Tramontina in the shed would have been thrown in the creek long ago if I wasn't so damn cheap. It would make an excellent cutlass maybe but for whacking brush it is brutal on wrists, elbows and any body part connected.It makes me hurt just looking at it! Go Corona even if it's a bit shorter.
Yeah, a little late to the schit show pal. Where were you when it was just a simple question???
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
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Meltdown threads are always THE BEST!
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
🚂
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by CashisKing
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Meltdown threads are always THE BEST!
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Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Is that your angry face kguntsmith
Posted By: KSMITH Re: Machetes.. - 06/30/23
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Is that your angry face kguntsmith
Uhhhmmmm...I am clearly laffin'.....
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Meltdown threads are always THE BEST!
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Try some ball grease... the other dudes did...
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
Just got back from the river zero cell service
Posted By: earlybrd Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
Kguntship I got a fishing question since your the lort of fly fishing
Posted By: TheLastLemming76 Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
I haven’t read through this thread, at 26 pages I’m not going to start, but I’ve never seen a use for a machete other than as a kid playing in the ditches and wood lots.

We have thick woods and brush here but If the brush is so thick that I have to swing a machete I find another route nearby and walk around it. I’ll break a few finger sized branches by hand. Breaking some small limbs by hand seems like a lot less energy than swinging a machete. I can break a small limb several feet out from the tree by hand. A machete means having to get near the trunk of a springy limb, it just seems like a lot more work.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
I haven’t read through this thread, at 26 pages I’m not going to start, but I’ve never seen a use for a machete other than as a kid playing in the ditches and wood lots.

We have think woods and brush here but If the brush is so thick that I have to swing a machete I find another route nearby and walk around it. I’ll break a few finger sized branches by hand. Breaking some small limbs by hand seems like a lot less energy than swinging a machete. I can break a small limb several feet out from the tree by hand. A machete means having to get near the trunk of a springy limb, it just seems like a lot more work.
Nugget is field testing an alternative to a machete. A weed whacker. If you were raised in the south, it’s a weed eater.
Posted By: Valsdad Re: Machetes.. - 07/01/23
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
I haven’t read through this thread, at 26 pages I’m not going to start, but I’ve never seen a use for a machete other than as a kid playing in the ditches and wood lots.

We have think woods and brush here but If the brush is so thick that I have to swing a machete I find another route nearby and walk around it. I’ll break a few finger sized branches by hand. Breaking some small limbs by hand seems like a lot less energy than swinging a machete. I can break a small limb several feet out from the tree by hand. A machete means having to get near the trunk of a springy limb, it just seems like a lot more work.
Nugget is field testing an alternative to a machete. A weed whacker. If you were raised in the south, it’s a weed eater.

Prolly goes through creasy greens like scheidt through a goose too.
Posted By: goalie Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You couldn't smell your own fart retard. Report me then. What is the story now? I stole the medals made of gold? I bought them out of a pawn shop. I bet there is only two other guys here that have the real ones. Mr KHAN posted a screenshot of a ribbon on his ribbon bar that cost 2 bucks. Probably wasn't even his ribbon bar. lol


I have one.

Who, exactly, were you clearing houses with in Kuwait City after Task Force Ripper liberated it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

FWIW, I checked, and I've got three stars on my SWASM, but I don't know why. I have 2 on my SSDR,

Doesn't matter, one was as a pogue. 😁
Posted By: goalie Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
Originally Posted by KSMITH
You couldn't smell your own fart retard. Report me then. What is the story now? I stole the medals made of gold? I bought them out of a pawn shop. I bet there is only two other guys here that have the real ones. Mr KHAN posted a screenshot of a ribbon on his ribbon bar that cost 2 bucks. Probably wasn't even his ribbon bar. lol


I have one.

Who, exactly, were you clearing houses with in Kuwait City after Task Force Ripper liberated it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

FWIW, I checked, and I've got three stars on my SWASM, but I don't know why. I have 2 on my SSDR,

Doesn't matter, one was as a pogue. 😁
Posted By: deerstalker Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
Originally Posted by luv2safari
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
You remember the Harbor Freight catalogs that would come out with all the knives for sale?


Those were cool.



It's was always a good time for a 8 year old when the HF and JC Whitney catalogs came out.

Man! I miss J.C. Whitney. It was the only place I could buy Seat-worn Rot Repellent.
https://www.carparts.com/jc-whitney
Posted By: goalie Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
KSMITH, you seem to be avoiding the question
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
Originally Posted by goalie
KSMITH, you seem to be avoiding the question

LOL
Posted By: Hastings Re: Machetes.. - 07/05/23
Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
I haven’t read through this thread, at 26 pages I’m not going to start, but I’ve never seen a use for a machete other than as a kid playing in the ditches and wood lots.

We have thick woods and brush here but If the brush is so thick that I have to swing a machete I find another route nearby and walk around it. I’ll break a few finger sized branches by hand. Breaking some small limbs by hand seems like a lot less energy than swinging a machete. I can break a small limb several feet out from the tree by hand. A machete means having to get near the trunk of a springy limb, it just seems like a lot more work.
Surveyors and timber line markers don't have the luxury of going around. But you are correct, it is better to go around if you can.

By the way, I had to do some machete work Sunday on a neglected fence repair. Swinging a machete properly must be like riding a bicycle, you don't forget how. First order of business is to get it good and sharp and then swing it held loosely in your hand so you don't get your wrist jarred on every lick. Let the sharp edge and the momentum do the cutting. Doesn't make any difference if you are going to hit with it a dozen times but a few hundred or even thousand a day makes a huge difference.
Posted By: deflave Re: Machetes.. - 07/15/23
How's our little trail blazer doing?

LOL
Posted By: 79S Re: Machetes.. - 07/15/23
Seal team 6 sure has been quiet..
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Machetes.. - 07/16/23
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