Chuck went to a Feminists protest ....he cm back with a sandwich.

Chuck built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the C hit out of it.

ya!

GWB

The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!

These are great!

Buddy and I at work used to go around about Norris vs The Duke

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a36878354/chuck-norris-jokes/

Good stuff BD.

Its been a long time since "Crat Tales"



Merry Christmas, sir!

ya!

GWB

Chuck Norris does NOT let Wabi annoy him.

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital when he was born.

Superman called himself Clark Kent because the name Chuck Norris was already taken

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water And make him drink.


How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?








All of them!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups.

He pushes the earth down.

Chuck Noris’ cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.

That's a good one, and i agree with it

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris nothing happens to Chuck, but the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!

Ron

When Chuck was born, he slapped the doctor.
How does Chuck Norris change a light bulb? Nobody knows, all of his light bulbs are afraid to burn out.