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Chuck went to a Feminists protest ....he cm back with a sandwich.
Chuck built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the C hit out of it.
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The boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.
Getting into reloading to save money is like getting married for free sex.
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These are great!
Buddy and I at work used to go around about Norris vs The Duke
GOA
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Good stuff BD. Its been a long time since "Crat Tales" Merry Christmas, sir! ya! GWB
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Chuck Norris does NOT let Wabi annoy him.
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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital when he was born.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Superman called himself Clark Kent because the name Chuck Norris was already taken
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water And make him drink.
How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them!
Don't believe everything you think.
You ain't learnin' nothin' when you're talking.
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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them! Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Chuck Noris’ cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
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Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy - Josey Wales
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"Whose bright idea was it to put every idiot in the world in touch with every other idiot? It's working!" -- P. J. O'Rourke
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That's a good one, and i agree with it
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"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants".
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