Me gusto frio.

FIFY.

I like it cold also
Cold =chesticles

Quiero con esta Puta cojer.

Soy Americano, no mexicano. Lo siento, y grassyass tambieno.

Oh vaya

Muy Bueno

See

Otra cerveza, por favor.

Santa Maria !!!

Quiero cojer esta puta

I've done quite well with English for 84 years!

My Mexican name is
Bendejo or how ever you spell it.

I earned that name
It means
Inspector

Good Inspector

Taco, Tamale and frijoles.

Uuhhh...no. It's probably pendejo, and it does not mean inspector.

LOL.

Pendejo is how to address the boss in Spanish.

Hahaha..good advice for the new guy

It is Bendjo or how ever you spell it (dumb azz).

I get a lot of flax from other Inspectors when I brag about and tell them what my Mexican name is.

Very few workers that I work with in Commyfornia/ Mexicornia speak English.
So the workers all want to know my name.
I ask them if they want to know my English or Mexican name to the ones that understand English.

I tell them my name is Bendejo.

Everyone gets a laugh and we all go to work

I know exactly what it means to the Mexicans.

The other Inspectors on projects get pissed at me and they can not understand how I get the workers to do what needs to be done to comply with the Codes.

I found a way to lighten a most often tense situation between me an Inspector and the workers to get communications flowing and the job done.

K pasta, amigo?

That’s what all the Mexicans on our job call me. They said it means they have mucho respect for me.
I love those guys.

Okay pendejo.

When that wears out, tell them your name is pocho.

Mexicans do have a kind of unique sense of humor.

Almost all of the mechanics (and there were some damned good ones, too) who worked for my grandad were Mexican, and a few spoke no English at all (a John Deere ag dealership on the Rio Grande a few miles down river from El Paso). I was hanging out in the shop from the time I was about eleven years old. My uncle was only five years older than me and by that time was working part time in the shop and full time upon graduation from high school. All mechanics wore a uniform shirt with a name patch, and the gang convinced him that he should adopt a Mexican name for his uniform name patch...one that denoted expertise and exceptional mechanical ability. My uncle thought that was a good idea and solicited name suggestions. Those bastards convinced him that "Bofo" would be appropriate. "Bofo" does not mean what they told him that it meant. What a crew they were!

You could cut diamonds... on them thar nips...

My Cousin taught me a long time ago to great Mexicans with
Como Fejoles.

It really does show how much Mexican language I know when I have been mispronouncing my own name all these years.

I will have to start saying Pendajo from now on

Looks like trouble to me.......

They call me "cracker". It means muy macho hombre, they say.

Them wets like to be called maricón, which means good worker...

Y huevonasso (big eggs or balls)

I worked one job where this crazy Mexican guy named Ruben knew how to push boundaries in very creative ways. The office ladies were very nice people. One day Ruben grabbed the young gopher kid, who himself was a very innocent and naive specimen of humanity and taught him a question in Spanish. The young man had no idea what it meant. Once the kid had it down, Ruben told him "now go in the office where Camille and Rosemary are and ask them me quieres poner la verga en el fundio?"

I wasn't there when the SHTF, but it had to have been epic. In this day and age Ruben would likely have ended up in handcuffs, but this was the early 80s. Once it blew over, nothing more was said about it.

lmao

Espaguetis con chorizo Italiano

Frio, frio…siempre frio 🥶

Le diria que deberia despertarse conmigo....

Know about 10 words in Spanish, but learned a new Murican word lately.

Retrousse. Up turned, like the first gals cute nose. But the important use, the second gal,,,, my utmost favorite kind of hooters. Lookin at ya or over you, never at the floor.

+1

I studied Spanish for 2 years in high school. Listened to Vietnamese for 2-1/2 years in Nam. Today I’m significantly more fluent in Dinkamese. You no believe GI? tôi giếthis bạn!

I'm struggling to learn Spanish but girls like these are my reason to learn, and my live for fishing in South America

y maricon de mierda means the best worker, on the way to being jefe.

you are correct.

pinche pendejo means inspector.They can shut a job down. That means no pay until it starts back up. No pay means maybe mamacita withholds certain "favors"

pendejo is just the boss, and the pendejo wants everyone to keep working, even faster, so they can move on to the next job.

Ruben, is that you??

LOL

I've been trying to get some basic Spanish for almost 40 years now. Took a couple of years in college, none of it stuck, not even one bit. Learning a few words here and there in the last couple of years dealing with customers. Don't really understand why it's such a struggle. English was a piece of cake, German wasn't bad, and even French is ok. Spanish is just not happening.

However, I bet if I was on a date with one of those girls above and a few beers, I'd learn a LOT in a short time. At least that's how I picked up a bunch of my English, lol.

Hillbilly thermometers.

Say goodbye to your wallet.

I was always told that pendejo meant a pubic hair.

It does. The boys are having fun with Mex words on this thread.
Maricon means bu** fu***r.

Technically, that is correct. Generally means something like "dumbass". First time I heard it was from a Puerto Rican guy in basic training. One thing that makes Spanish tricky is that it is a wordy language. One word in English can have more than one in Spanish. Plus, there is a lot of slang, and ordinary words can have a suggestive or even obscene meaning, and it varies among countries. The common word for get or take in some countries is the F word in others. Somewhere I read that there are 64 words for vagina. Chaqueta means jacket, but in Mexico it refers to masturbation, so they say chamarra instead.

Ten cuidado!

Much busto...I mean much gusto.

Los pezones rigidos son divertidos.

Ha had to use the translator

Yeah - my translator doesn't spout the regional slang.