Sure, you'll find your Corvette keyed and your bank account cleaned out, but come on, who hasn't tried? LOL

Tried?

Plenty of f ucking losers out there..

Did you know they can legitimately depreciate their boob job as a business expense?

Bounced in a strip club for a few months.....

I've tried them all...and honestly, I think the ones for the 6.5 Swede are the best.

I have put a few through college.

I've hooked a few.

Are you familiar with the female mentality , brother? They’re mortgaging everything now .

Down at Ace, I found one that will melt the paint on the wall.

Anyone meet Mia in Las Vegas?

She is future ex wife number 2.

I consult with strippers to gauge real-estate conditions. Warren Buffet calls it "The Stripper Barometer".

Tell your wife thanks for me and my buddy Jim!

LOL

You had a corvette and bank account ?

Pics of Vette ?

Somebody is 55 and realizing life has gone by. We are here for you, Ballz.

My brother got completely chitfaced one night at a ripper club in Montreal, he took one of them home with him. In the morning she, his watch, and wallet were gone and her dentures were on his night table.

TRUE STORY 🤣😂🤣

I love supporting train wreck pole dancers

Never been in one.

Sounds totally legit

It is buddy, my brother, unlike me is a very handsome man, not too bright though 🤣😂🤣

You’re saying you have some things in common?

ETA: 😂🤣😂🤣

Take$3,000 to a strip club and call me in the morning. Why can’t I get any Fed funding for healthcare?

I am saying the my brother the lucky bastard looks like a movie star, and I am ugly lol

Who’s Mia?

That's a solid NO. Lol

Last i went to was the Outer Limits…

Kinda like minor league….

If you been to Hattiesburg MS or Camp Shelby , you know…

Directly over the club was a “Jesus Loves You” billboard..

Hey Roy, once you bite into a “Stripper” it’s a taste you’ll never forget!! And they are good with Potatoes!

+????? 👊🏻😜😇

Heellll no.

That stuff is destroyed 🤢🤮

Gotta be better than the Mouse's Ear in Knoxville...

“Bruises and mosquito bites”

I dated one for a while, nice girl but crazy jealous go figure. The first few times we went out she paid for everything with cash from a Crown Royal bag, oh well I got use to it. Anyway nice girl and stripping paid for her nursing school. Last I saw her she was married with two kids and working in a large hospital. Nothing bad to say about her.

Some sheltered bitches abound

Been many years, but the absolute finest were down in San Diego.

Strippers are where you sharpen your sword. Future endeavors await you

I used to prefer the ones named after exotic cars.

Pinto?

Gremlin?

Cutlas..

No love for the BRAT or Naked?

Or how about the Polestar electric vehicle?

Test drive one in Denver..made in Sweden, I think.

Mercedes . Fugking losers

SAAB?

No one else has co signed an apartment for Mercedes or Brittany Lynn?

TJ was fun to.

Never went in there, but my younger brother was a regular. I was frequenting the establishments in Memphis and Birmingham during my oilfield days.

Rambler?

Some should or shoulda tried it at least once! So much fun I tried it a few times! Good girls who enjoyed having fun. Not a chance I could have or would have wanted to
domestic them. Good girls, all of them!

Lexus.

I think there are memories here...

Rebecca... Her stage name was Blue.
She was normal except she would like to flash unsuspecting dudes after a few cocktails. No kids. I actually met her at a grocery store.

Went out with SIN-DEE from Rick's in Houston,she had a Corvette,was fun while it lasted.

F-it you’ll do

lol

Cmon 79 year olds

Let’s hear that stOry of marrying the local korean stripper/hooker that banged every other Army Joe in town Monday thru Saturday and let you fall in love with her ‘personality’ and hammered-out meat wallet on Sundays.

Brought her back to States, never fked you again and made buried kimchee in the backyard for the next 40 years.

Not counting moving her 167 year old gook mother over to live in your detached garaged where that 67 GTO was supposed to be kept.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Swedish company but vehicles are made in China.

Swedish strippers made in China are easy to spot.

I will give way to the experts...

Edsel. Drives good, needs work.

The only interest strippers have in their customers is draining their bank accounts enabling them to live lifestyles they otherwise couldn't afford. The club meanwhile is taking a generous cut of what they make while dancing, some girls will tell you that after paying the house, bartender, DJ and doorman/bouncer that it has taken everything they made dancing. They're all looking for a sugar daddy to support them and their kids and the loser they're shacked up with. Most are alcoholics and drug users with a long string of failed/abusive relationships in their past.

Didn't know they have to pay that much people. Bartender, DJ and doorman, that's a lot for shaking you Arrrss and getting nothing. The DJ and Bartender never had to shake shake to make money.

Pacer?

Deuce and a quarter.

Now that’s hilarious Slummy

My buddy fell in love with one and got her pregnant (so he thought). Married her and had another child with her. After being married to her for 10ish years he found out that the first child wasn’t his. She got pregnant by some other dude. He lived a life of misery until he divorced her. Then he was paying so much alimony and child support that he had to work 3 jobs. Now he’s happily married to a woman who makes great money. He still loves and spends time with both kids (now grown). Hates the ex with a passion. Don’t know if I’ve ever met a man who hooked up with a stripper who lived happily ever after.

Ron

Th' Katch in Knoxville had some pretty good talent 20 + years ago.

Kinda easy to see who has/has not been an E2 or E3.

That's the oldest stripper trick in the book, talk some chump from the club into thinking they were responsible for getting them pregnant. If you fall for that one then you deserve whatever happens to you. Retired stripper now waitress once told me that all the girls were trouble of one kind or another. And that was a gross understatement.

Kinda like Hunter Biden and the grand kid that Slo Joe doesn’t acknowledge. …

😜👊🏻🐢

Shows hunter is a dummy. Stripper and Porno starts alike tender to have a hard time finding a normal person person to settle down with and if you ever fall for their tricks…. It’s all your fault…. You hit and quit to the next one. Guys tend to linger around and start catching feeling and boom, The (I lost my period cry starts).

I haven’t been in one in 40 plus years. There was one close to apprentice school. The beer was .25 cents during happy hour, missed a few night of school.

This was 1972 to 74

Do you still talk to him?

Deuce and a quarter.
LBP would be all over that one. 😉

Good friend dated one for quite awhile. They met while boating, IIRC. She was very nice, but very jealous of him. Guess she knew too much about the subject matter to ever be trusting. It eventually ended because of it.

Have been to a few throughout the years, but never really saw the appeal in gentlemen's clubs. Kinda like shooting pheasants at a game farm; free range is so much more fulfilling. When I was single, was my experience that there were just so many places to go out and meet good women who would be offended at being paid.

I've seen lots of guys try to tame a stripper, never saw one have any success and they all walked away poorer for it. One coworker admitted that he spent $60,000 trying to keep one. When the money ran out after a few months, so did she. Seems like most divorced guys have to try it at least once.

Use to get to try out the new girls when they were hired.

I can't help but look at them and think, who was it?
Dad, neighbor, uncle, boy friend, teacher? Which one f#cked you up?

Or perhaps their mother.

Went to one outside St. Cloud, Mn once, for the heck of it. Wives too.

The dancers were pretty high quality but there was this one that captivated the entire room when she walked out. To this day she's up there as one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Even the wives commented that she could be doing anything she wanted in life with looks like that.

It made me wonder the same thing. "Who f#cked you up?"

Kissing a stripper/hooker would be corksucking by proxy.


mike r

Same can be said for about any woman alive. Profession not important.

Lol Hope your wife wasn't in a sorority.

Was that like a test?

If they could be with you they would pretty much do anything?

I feel like I might have a warrant for my arrest just listening to that song.. LMAO

lmao, hell maybe.

I am not a strip club kind of guy, but I am sitting in Twin Peaks right now on lingerie Friday. Some nice sights!

Nope. I've known two ex-strippers pretty well at different times in life. They were both a bit .. bipolar? .. in that they were the nicest, kindest gals I ever met when things were going ok but if something was off, it was like flipping a light switch and they went bat chit crazy instantly. One of them, by the time I met her, had caught something that antibiotics won't fix. That was after her stripping years though, it was from a guy who said he was divorced, but instead was not only still married, but was cheating on his wife and on my bud with a third gal. Now everyone shares a rash. Joy, huh? IMHO it worked out right for me. I got to go to the lecture and read the text but didn't suffer the consequences of attending the lab.

They’re all the same; they just look different.

Pics would be nice Paul!

Come on man, you have seen me before.

A couple of my closest highschool buddies moved to Alaska back in the mid 90's's.
One was extremely successful in business, the other a fishing guide and Jack of all trades.
I went up there a bunch during those years.

The Business buddy would always treat me to everything when I was up there before we flew ot on hunting or fishing trips including the Great Alaskan Bush Company, the best strip club in Alaska.
One of the hard bodied fake tittied beauties he sent me for personal dances was a complete psycho.

Had some seriously drunken fun there .

Years ago I watched a midget motorboat a strippers azz at a club in Atlanta.

Funniest thing you ever saw. The girl wasn’t even mad. She turned around ready to knock the schit out of some dude and here was this little hammered dwarf laughing his azz off. She started cracking up.

Only when I’m desperate and lonely.

I think hanging out at strip clubs is part of growing up! What is a young man supposed to do in his "informative" years?

Not a strip club but a dive bar called Little Mickys in Dayton OH. It was owned and totally staffed by midgets. When a huge fight broke out, I discovered how ineffective midget bouncers are. The normal sized combatants literally picked them up and threw them around. The guy I was with was 6’6” and about 275 pounds but when bottles started being thrown we both crawled out the back door on hands and knees.

So how far could your buddy throw a midget bouncer?

Antelope: We were poor college kids and when we heard the approaching police sirens we decided that discretion was the better part of valor.

My son got his girlfriend pregnant. Wanted to do the right thing and married her. I knew it wouldn't last but I also knew he had to try. We hired a lawyer for the divorce and he strongly suggested a DNA test before agreeing to child support. He told us about another client who had an 8 year old son and demanded a DNA test before the divorce.

He found out the kid wasn't his. The mom didn't even know. It seems that 9 years earlier she had gone to a bachelorette party and hooked up with one of the male strippers' backstage.

A stripper is a stripper, male or female no difference. Go to bed with a dog don't complain that you got fleas.

I prefer female strippers, brother.

Who da f@ck is complaining?
I love dogs.

hahaha

I guess it was only a matter of time to move on from spandex to lingerie.

This by far the best description of a Stripper. All the same.

They all take cash for private all night slamming.

Some of them are very focused and Stripping is a means to and end and they don't lose sight of it. But must can't handle the drugs and the nightlife style

Reminds me of Garth Algar's dog...

Hahaha I bet its like skipping stones