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Not a strip club but a dive bar called Little Mickys in Dayton OH. It was owned and totally staffed by midgets. When a huge fight broke out, I discovered how ineffective midget bouncers are. The normal sized combatants literally picked them up and threw them around. The guy I was with was 6’6” and about 275 pounds but when bottles started being thrown we both crawled out the back door on hands and knees. So how far could your buddy throw a midget bouncer?
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Antelope: We were poor college kids and when we heard the approaching police sirens we decided that discretion was the better part of valor.
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
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That's the oldest stripper trick in the book, talk some chump from the club into thinking they were responsible for getting them pregnant. My son got his girlfriend pregnant. Wanted to do the right thing and married her. I knew it wouldn't last but I also knew he had to try. We hired a lawyer for the divorce and he strongly suggested a DNA test before agreeing to child support. He told us about another client who had an 8 year old son and demanded a DNA test before the divorce. He found out the kid wasn't his. The mom didn't even know. It seems that 9 years earlier she had gone to a bachelorette party and hooked up with one of the male strippers' backstage.
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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A stripper is a stripper, male or female no difference. Go to bed with a dog don't complain that you got fleas.
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A stripper is a stripper, male or female no difference. Go to bed with a dog don't complain that you got fleas. I prefer female strippers, brother.
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A stripper is a stripper, male or female no difference. Go to bed with a dog don't complain that you got fleas. I prefer female strippers, brother. Who da f  ck is complaining? I love dogs.
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A stripper is a stripper, male or female no difference. Go to bed with a dog don't complain that you got fleas. I prefer female strippers, brother. hahaha
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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I am not a strip club kind of guy, but I am sitting in Twin Peaks right now on lingerie Friday. Some nice sights! Pics would be nice Paul! Come on man, you have seen me before. I guess it was only a matter of time to move on from spandex to lingerie.
Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk. That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied. Well?
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They’re all the same; they just look different. This by far the best description of a Stripper. All the same. They all take cash for private all night slamming.
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Did you know they can legitimately depreciate their boob job as a business expense? I dated one for a while, nice girl but crazy jealous go figure. The first few times we went out she paid for everything with cash from a Crown Royal bag, oh well I got use to it. Anyway nice girl and stripping paid for her nursing school. Last I saw her she was married with two kids and working in a large hospital. Nothing bad to say about her. Some of them are very focused and Stripping is a means to and end and they don't lose sight of it. But must can't handle the drugs and the nightlife style
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"Whose bright idea was it to put every idiot in the world in touch with every other idiot? It's working!" -- P. J. O'Rourke
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Reminds me of Garth Algar's dog... ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/nL7KN41k/garthdog-167609752.jpg)
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Not a strip club but a dive bar called Little Mickys in Dayton OH. It was owned and totally staffed by midgets. When a huge fight broke out, I discovered how ineffective midget bouncers are. The normal sized combatants literally picked them up and threw them around. The guy I was with was 6’6” and about 275 pounds but when bottles started being thrown we both crawled out the back door on hands and knees. So how far could your buddy throw a midget bouncer? Hahaha I bet its like skipping stones
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