What are your faves?

My top in order are:

Pecans
Pistachios
Cashews
Macadamias


Well on down the list are:

Brazil
Peanuts
Almonds (why in the fugk do almonds squeak when you eat them?)
Walnuts
Black Walnuts
Hazlenuts
Chestnuts (Has anyone ever eaten open fire roasted chestnuts?)
Pine Nuts

you left out corn nuts..whom ever made those teeth breakers needs hit in the mouth with a ballpeen hammer.

I'd have thought that Brazils would have been at the top of your list?

Peanuts and you can pretty much forget the rest, the tastes range from bitter to blah. Walnuts have the additional downside of being placed in such things as fudge and brownies, where they, along with the bits of shell that ALWAYS accompany them, lie in wait for old and brittle teeth.

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Deez nuts.....someone had to say it.



Cashew
Pistachio
Pecan (properly pronounced pi-cawn)


Clyde

Blasphemy. A cookie without good nuts is not worth eating.

Nigka toes

Brazil nuts are very high in selenium. 1 nut gives you 5x your daily requirement. While Se is a required element in the body, too much can cause Se toxicity with kidney and heart problems. 5 or 6 nuts a day can put you in the risk catagory if you're already high in it.

Blasphemy. Nuts have no business in a proper chocolate chip cookie.

That's "puh-cahns"!
My fave is cashews.
Got 20 lbs of pecans in the freezer. Good year for pecans.

There's something wrong with you.

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Pistachios
Cashews
Peanut
Walnut
pecan

Not always in that order and walnuts, or pecans are an absolute must in a chocolate chip cookie.

IF the almonds are squeaky, you got old nuts in your mouth.

Pistachios are my addiction.

Allergic to tree nuts.

Not like deathly allergic to them, just burn my throat for a couple of hours.

So I avoid them.

But can eat peanuts and peanut butter so I stick with that

pistachios
hazelnuts -- FRESH, FRESH, FRESH only. Preferably shook off the tree.
walnuts
pecan
cashews
Brazil (FRESH only -- hard to find).

Freshness is key in all of them, but some as noted more so. Nothing worse than rancid nuts.

Peanuts are ok, but my innards don't much care for them.
The rest falls in the category "meh".

Are Beer Nutz goobers or tree fruit?

I've never personally seen a Beer Nutz tree so.......

Just bought a whole banana bread loaf loaded with walnuts……looking forward to that…

If you don't like peanuts all hope is lost.

No, there's not something wrong with him.

I ain't no squirrel and don't need nuts taking the place of good things to eat.

Goober peas (yeah, I know, a legume.....see my avatar) are about the worst of them.

Nah, if you noticed, he rated black walnuts below English walnuts. He talks a good game but he ain't no Albert Schweitzer.

Bull shît, wife makes several large batches of homemade cookies around here.

The whiny, titty babies get their nutless batch labeled with an index card and on a separate platter. Same with brownies.

Otherwise I request brownies with black walnuts. And I get bitchy if there are aren’t 10-15 pieces or more in each square.

Also I get her to put pecans in chocolate chip cookies.

We had some cûnt college kids come over for fireworks and the crybabies would take a bite and go “EWWWWW, this has nuts in it” and toss 3x5 brownie in the trash.

She had to start making dual batches for our guests’ finicky eating tastes.

Same crap at Thanksgiving, she has to make about 4 different pans of dressing. One doesn’t like celery, requests their own pan, one doesnt like sage, one wants dressing without meat (chicken and dressing)

I think we’re pretty much done entertaining other humans for get-togethers. Send em all to Hajji Mart and they can get a box of Cosmic Brownies and take their asses to Golden Corral.

I am outdoor dining now and people are wondering why I am laughing out loud.

Hajji Mart!

Dang bro, chill. Have another gummi or such!

Never forget...............Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't

Black walnuts taste like WD40 smells.

Like to sit in front of the fire during the winter and eat pecans as I shell them.

Pistachios I could eat my weight in. Pistachio ice cream is also oddly good even though it looks like guacamole.

Goober peas need to either be boiled with red peppers and eaten hot. Or salted heavily and in the shell or I got no use for them.

No, no, I'm not nuts.

lolol. That's a great way to describe black walnuts.

Black walnut
Cashews
Almonds
Pecans
N toes


Top five in that order!!!

Das raciss.