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If you don't like peanuts all hope is lost.
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Peanuts and you can pretty much forget the rest, the tastes range from bitter to blah. Walnuts have the additional downside of being placed in such things as fudge and brownies, where they, along with the bits of shell that ALWAYS accompany them, lie in wait for old and brittle teeth. Blasphemy. A cookie without good nuts is not worth eating. Blasphemy. Nuts have no business in a proper chocolate chip cookie. There's something wrong with you. No, there's not something wrong with him. I ain't no squirrel and don't need nuts taking the place of good things to eat. Goober peas (yeah, I know, a legume.....see my avatar) are about the worst of them.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I'd have thought that Brazils would have been at the top of your list? Nah, if you noticed, he rated black walnuts below English walnuts. He talks a good game but he ain't no Albert Schweitzer.
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Bull shît, wife makes several large batches of homemade cookies around here.
The whiny, titty babies get their nutless batch labeled with an index card and on a separate platter. Same with brownies.
Otherwise I request brownies with black walnuts. And I get bitchy if there are aren’t 10-15 pieces or more in each square.
Also I get her to put pecans in chocolate chip cookies.
We had some cûnt college kids come over for fireworks and the crybabies would take a bite and go “EWWWWW, this has nuts in it” and toss 3x5 brownie in the trash.
She had to start making dual batches for our guests’ finicky eating tastes.
Same crap at Thanksgiving, she has to make about 4 different pans of dressing. One doesn’t like celery, requests their own pan, one doesnt like sage, one wants dressing without meat (chicken and dressing)
I think we’re pretty much done entertaining other humans for get-togethers. Send em all to Hajji Mart and they can get a box of Cosmic Brownies and take their asses to Golden Corral.
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Bull shît, wife makes several large batches of homemade cookies around here.
The whiny, titty babies get their nutless batch labeled with an index card and on a separate platter. Same with brownies.
Otherwise I request brownies with black walnuts. And I get bitchy if there are aren’t 10-15 pieces or more in each square.
Also I get her to put pecans in chocolate chip cookies.
We had some cûnt college kids come over for fireworks and the crybabies would take a bite and go “EWWWWW, this has nuts in it” and toss 3x5 brownie in the trash.
She had to start making dual batches for our guests’ finicky eating tastes.
Same crap at Thanksgiving, she has to make about 4 different pans of dressing. One doesn’t like celery, requests their own pan, one doesnt like sage, one wants dressing without meat (chicken and dressing)
I think we’re pretty much done entertaining other humans for get-togethers. Send em all to Hajji Mart and they can get a box of Cosmic Brownies and take their asses to Golden Corral. I am outdoor dining now and people are wondering why I am laughing out loud.
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Bull shît, wife makes several large batches of homemade cookies around here.
The whiny, titty babies get their nutless batch labeled with an index card and on a separate platter. Same with brownies.
Otherwise I request brownies with black walnuts. And I get bitchy if there are aren’t 10-15 pieces or more in each square.
Also I get her to put pecans in chocolate chip cookies.
We had some cûnt college kids come over for fireworks and the crybabies would take a bite and go “EWWWWW, this has nuts in it” and toss 3x5 brownie in the trash.
She had to start making dual batches for our guests’ finicky eating tastes.
Same crap at Thanksgiving, she has to make about 4 different pans of dressing. One doesn’t like celery, requests their own pan, one doesnt like sage, one wants dressing without meat (chicken and dressing)
I think we’re pretty much done entertaining other humans for get-togethers. Send em all to Hajji Mart and they can get a box of Cosmic Brownies and take their asses to Golden Corral.  Hajji Mart! Dang bro, chill. Have another gummi or such! Never forget...............Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Black walnuts taste like WD40 smells.
Like to sit in front of the fire during the winter and eat pecans as I shell them.
Pistachios I could eat my weight in. Pistachio ice cream is also oddly good even though it looks like guacamole.
Goober peas need to either be boiled with red peppers and eaten hot. Or salted heavily and in the shell or I got no use for them.
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Peanuts and you can pretty much forget the rest, the tastes range from bitter to blah. Walnuts have the additional downside of being placed in such things as fudge and brownies, where they, along with the bits of shell that ALWAYS accompany them, lie in wait for old and brittle teeth. Blasphemy. A cookie without good nuts is not worth eating. Blasphemy. Nuts have no business in a proper chocolate chip cookie. There's something wrong with you. No, no, I'm not nuts.
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Black walnuts taste like WD40 smells.
Like to sit in front of the fire during the winter and eat pecans as I shell them.
Pistachios I could eat my weight in. Pistachio ice cream is also oddly good even though it looks like guacamole.
Goober peas need to either be boiled with red peppers and eaten hot. Or salted heavily and in the shell or I got no use for them. lolol. That's a great way to describe black walnuts.
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What are your faves?
My top in order are:
Pecans
Pistachios
Cashews
Macadamias
Well on down the list are:
Brazil
Peanuts
Almonds (why in the fugk do almonds squeak when you eat them?)
Walnuts
Black Walnuts
Hazlenuts
Chestnuts (Has anyone ever eaten open fire roasted chestnuts?)
Pine Nuts Black walnut Cashews Almonds Pecans N toes Top five in that order!!!
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I'd have thought that Brazils would have been at the top of your list? Das raciss.
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