hat tip fox news

I’m pasty On low sodium country ham, pssshhh

a good frend says peeple get humgry

As hunter gatherers we had intermittent fasting for centuries, just not by choice. There must have been an epidemic of heart attacks in the Paleolithic.

wh?

... on a role

Got that gumshow swag. Pssshh. Buy disc Loopohold for half price.

I don’t say it’s Loopholf. Pssshhh.

Internet farting causes hard attics?

Eat green beans . Pffffff. Poot

This message has been brought to you curtesy of 3 government grants.

Amd diabeetus

Translation into English = if you are in concentration camp and starving, an elk will attack you.
RB

Bacon does NOT!

Fistfing?

ixecreme brake evry 3 ours, blod shuger twixe daley.

I think maybe Kingston calls it "Fisting"... Not sure...

Wat flaver gud sir?

I l9ke vanila

"fisting, isn't that something lesbians do for fun?

Yes...

Kingston also.

Neoplotlation for me frend

That's sh9cking.

the chocrat taysts funie

i likyke ice creem

y'all, ever last one a yas, is twisted.

specially that dude with the ice cream pitchur

Any caddle 9ics friedn G3n0?

Me no, imgr not workin9....

Cualaty Iowan beef hear gud frends.

Variaty is spice in life! 😄

ownly wons are the ded kaddle in t9e fre99er

Is this the Joe Biden science hour?



Matt Kaeberlein
@mkaeberlein
All the influencers are losing it over the new report that intermittent fasting is associated with a 91% increase in heart disease death.


Nina Teicholz, PhD
@bigfatsurprise
·
Mar 20
Do you have documentation for this statement in your paper?
"ketogenic diets generally fall under the CR umbrella because the experimental group typically consumes 20-40% fewer calories than the control group. "
I don't believe that's true

Live Long and Spocker.

It is surprising. My first thought was that it's flawed, but who knows.

It'll be interesting to see if it holds up to further testing.

Haha.

Where’s Garandimal and his “human food” speach..

😂😂😂😂

more like internet pussy causes hard ons....


then when wife figures it out man has heart attack...

Yeah and covid is deadly for everyone and the shot will save your life lol

She’s slumbering through a 120 hour fast

This is indicative of the lengths to which the Government, and big food, will go to ruin your health for political agenda and profit.



Clown-show, for the rubes.




GR

A completely flawed study in my opinion. Critical thinking is necessary here as well as a belief in the validity of evolution.


Let's look at it this way...nature generally designs its creatures to survive basic hardships, so how much sense does it make to have humans drop dead from "fasting" after 16 hours which is what the study looked at. People restricted their caloric intake to an 8 hour time period. Does this make sense that the human heart would throw a wobble when we only ate for 8 hours after not eating for 16? Would we all be on death's door after 24, or 36, or even 72 hours or more?

Think about this. The human body stores energy in the form of adipose tissue for a reason--easy energy access when food isn't readily available. The fat it accesses nourishes the brain probably more than anything else. Our evolution and fat storage developed to keep us alive when food wasn't readily available. Do you think that evolution undid itself once the 24 hour McDonald's came into being?

This so-called "study" has several flaws, including the particular individuals studied, the controls used, the physical condition of those individuals studied, their ages, other stress in their life, etc. What if those people who chose to do intermittent fasting did so because they had already been diagnosed with cardiac issues?

Remember, correlation DOES NOT imply causation.

This one's my favorite.

Chim(p)s on bicycles...





GR

How fugging stupid do they think we are? Apparently, the answer is "very".

Fact of the matter is, "live'n will kill ya".

'
Your diet just needs more cow bell.

How many people in this country got the death shot and wore masks in their cars? Id say yes, very fuggin stupid

There ya' go trying to make sense again.

And don't forget Butter is Bad for you, so eat Margarine, Horse Chit

And what about don't eat Eggs, they will kill you, Horse Chit.

And on and on it goes......................................

Good ole American Heart-attack, Shortening, and Expressed Seed Oil Association.



Ha!




GR

Tell us about boomers and critical thinking during Covid. I never saw so much silly anti science emotion based hysteria in my life

Yes, and that was discovered by the Democrat’s while carbon dating for climate change data.

The American Heart-attack association, back in the early 20th century, was a broke-dick phone-on-a-desk agency.

Then, Proctor&Gamble gave them $Millions to promote and pimp "Crisco," a failed expressed seed oil industrial lubricant, as a "healthy" alternative to lard.

This made the American Heart-attack Association the richest and most powerful nutrition/health advocate in the country.

... and ushered in the pandemic increase of modern metabolic disease and death - Obesity/Diabetes/Coronary/Cancer.


And, apparently, they are still at it.


Take a bow.




GR

In other news today, McDonalds announced they will be having Krispy Kreme donuts on their menu all day long. Nationwide rollout begins soon. Giddy up.

Think that is wrong. Thumb goes in chocolate, ala "bowling ball grip".

Intermittent fisting causes anal warts and lesions - Slummy told me so