How many 'fire members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs are too expensive to replace we just do without these days.

Also the Home Depot is full of Mexicans now and I don't do self checkout it feels like I work there. And the gas pumps on the way there play movies too loud.

Have Alan C aka Happy Camper call you on your Mickey Mouse phone

They’ll have to coordinate between Gunsmoke and SpongeBob square pants .

I'd answer but you have me blocked.

Actually watching the Waltons right now during lunch! Good looking beef dish you posted. Give “Slum” my love!

I can usually manage by myself.

The beef dish makes you think of Slum? Sheesh

Just one King Dick

Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to congratulate the BORTC dude who took down the school shooter.

It only takes one, but you can be sure that a crowd of members will show up to tell him that he is doing it wrong. Others will show up to tell those members that they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. More and more members will show up to take sides. Many of these will be under the influence of strong drink. Names will be called. Challenges relative to dick size will be issued.

And they will most definitely will have bought the wrong brand bulb.

Left hand thread?