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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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How many 'fire members does it take to change a lightbulb?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Oct 2010
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Lightbulbs are too expensive to replace we just do without these days.
Also the Home Depot is full of Mexicans now and I don't do self checkout it feels like I work there. And the gas pumps on the way there play movies too loud.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Have Alan C aka Happy Camper call you on your Mickey Mouse phone
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 28,184 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Have Alan C aka Happy Camper call you on your Mickey Mouse phone They’ll have to coordinate between Gunsmoke and SpongeBob square pants .
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Posts: 4,634 Likes: 1
Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: Feb 2014
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I'd answer but you have me blocked.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Posts: 1,353 Likes: 1
Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2023
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Have Alan C aka Happy Camper call you on your Mickey Mouse phone They’ll have to coordinate between Gunsmoke and SpongeBob square pants . Actually watching the Waltons right now during lunch! Good looking beef dish you posted. Give “Slum” my love!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
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I can usually manage by myself.
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Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 28,184 Likes: 3
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 28,184 Likes: 3 |
Have Alan C aka Happy Camper call you on your Mickey Mouse phone They’ll have to coordinate between Gunsmoke and SpongeBob square pants . Actually watching the Waltons right now during lunch! Good looking beef dish you posted. Give “Slum” my love! The beef dish makes you think of Slum? Sheesh
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2006
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How many 'fire members does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to congratulate the BORTC dude who took down the school shooter.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
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It only takes one, but you can be sure that a crowd of members will show up to tell him that he is doing it wrong. Others will show up to tell those members that they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. More and more members will show up to take sides. Many of these will be under the influence of strong drink. Names will be called. Challenges relative to dick size will be issued.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
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It only takes one, but you can be sure that a crowd of members will show up to tell him that he is doing it wrong. Others will show up to tell those members that they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. More and more members will show up to take sides. Many of these will be under the influence of strong drink. Names will be called. Challenges relative to dick size will be issued. And they will most definitely will have bought the wrong brand bulb.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Sep 2011
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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