For a place to eat....
There was a BBQ joint in Jonestown Texas that had a sign outside that read "YOU DON"T NEED NO TEEF TO EAT OUR BEEF "...
That's class ...
Top that....

Hey Bart where is Jonestown?

Orange Tx, Robert's Meat Market..."You may be our prices, but you can't beat our meat.".

Years ago there was a meat processor out of Eau Claire,Wi named Peters.There slogan,billboards and all was "nobody beats Peters meat"

North shore of Lake Travis between Cedar Park and Lago Vista on Ranch Road 1431....Travis County.....

I saw a "No one beats Granny's smoked butt" once in Alabama.......

Just hadnt heard of it, thanks

From about the late 70's or early 80's from our very own US Navy.

"Join the Navy and ride the waves"


That caused a FIRESTORM !!

http://womenofthewaves.com/

I actually almost joined to be a swabbie because of that commercial, til my dad explained to me that they meant, I would be on the open seas.

It was one of those moments when my Dad who was not prone to showing ANY emotion,laughed so hard he shot his upper plate out.Mom was not amused however...and so it goes.

A friend's gotta' "Barn Sale"....used plunder emporium.

His card reads, " We F..k the other guy, and pass the savings on to you"

GTC

Roseville Radiator Best place in town to take a leak.

Hook's Barbecue in Greenville boasts 'You can smell our butts'

Can you?

Bart, have you seen the billboard between Dallas and Big Spring that says, 'Texas Interstate Truck Stop' and the capital letters are really big.

Good 'ol Roseville....

Do they still have their own phone company to really screw one with the rates?

Lived there for almost two years.....I want them back!

The small town where I grew up had the following motto on the door of the firetruck in our volunteer fire department:

"Never lost a basement"



John

Town in Saskatchewan named Biggar has a sign on the highway says:

'NEW YORK IS BIG ...
BUT THIS IS BIGGAR'

Heppner, Oregon-----best little town by a dam site.

You can pay a little now or a lot later. - Fram oil filters.

Septic service here has a slogan "We're #1 at taking care of #2"

For a medicine, I was always hoping to see, 'Kaopectate, when you wanna get your chit together'!

Not unique.

Dated a nurse in college that had a keyring that read: "Doxidan in the PM for a BM in the AM." I thought it was catchy.

"See ya at the pig" - Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets

"Aint nothin' like 'em nowhere" - Dreamland BBQ

We have a waste disposal company slogan.
"Our business stinks, but it's picking up".


Clyde

Slogan of the Tampax Company. "We're not No.1 but we're right up there!!"

T-shirt slogan for the Spring Grove Hotel in Spring Grove,Pa. near the paper mill.

"KISS YOUR HONEY WHERE IT STINKS"








Bart, in West by golly Virginia they jusy take that sort of stuff for granted, maybe Texas is catchin' up.

Nope. Surewest bought them out but the rates are still high. Bear

I like the local butcher's slogan....

"YOU CAN'T BEAT TOM'S MEAT!"

Place in lower Louisiana that sells live bait named:

"Masterbaters"

do they actually spell it that way?

these were great and I enjoyed them! Thanks guys

think most of you are familiar with it but the old roadhouse between here and Nenana is


SKINNY DICKS

Halfway inn!



though some of the magic is gone now that Skinny Dick (man was that guy thin) has sold out to some younger folks

Joeseph, Oregon
"This little town is heaven to us, please don't drive like hell through it"

I saw one yesterday that caught my eye and made me think. Posted on a bowling alley sign.

"Huge Sale, All Ball Bags 1/2 Off"
Don't think I want to hang around there after dark!!!

There is, or was a resteraunt on the Alcan in the Yukon that has advertises, come and try our sticky buns.

Unique was not requested, notice the title "Greatest Slogan Ever.."

Now if you want to say not great, fine, I may agree after reading some of the others posted.

Business sign: Wicked Tattoos.
Sign below that: In Rear

I was just sayin'! We have a local company that has one that reads: "We're #1 in the #2 business." I think its good, just not unique.

Fort Lauderdale, Fl garbage trucks sport two funny slogans:
"We cater weddings", and "Free snow removal". Hasn't snowed here since '77, and then only for about 60 seconds.

Bait shop near Spring Green, Wisconsin named 'The Firm Worm'.

Hill Meat co. in Pendleton ,Or on team jackets: We want to put our weiners in your buns!

Not really a slogan but a good road sign not too far down the road from me on the way to beertown:

What, nobody brought up SAC's motto?

Peace is our profession,
War is only a hobby.

A friend of mine that owned a plumbing company had a small logo of a toilet with flies buzzing around it on the side of his service trucks.

The caption read:

AAA Plumbing
Your $hit is our bread and butter.

Mike

One of the first restaurants around here to go totally non-smoking, once had a sign that read:

"Having a no-smoking section in a restaurant, makes as much sense as having a no-peeing section in a public swimming pool."

I still chuckle when I remember that one.

I once saw a slaughterhouse called "Beaver Packing Co."

Also, how about:
GENERAL DYNAMICS DESTRUCTIVE TESTING LABORATORY
You Make It, We Break It: Guaranteed!

Welcome to Iowa where men are men, and the sheep run SCARED.

.280REM, I think it was "Masterbaiters", ya that sounds correct.

There was an old beer joint,in South Dallas County, that had a big sign next to the bar that read "F.A.R.T if you're drunk...Free Area Rapid Transit...I want to keep my Liquor License"....Classic dive....