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For a place to eat.... There was a BBQ joint in Jonestown Texas that had a sign outside that read "YOU DON"T NEED NO TEEF TO EAT OUR BEEF "... That's class ... Top that....
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Hey Bart where is Jonestown?
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Orange Tx, Robert's Meat Market..."You may be our prices, but you can't beat our meat.".
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Years ago there was a meat processor out of Eau Claire,Wi named Peters.There slogan,billboards and all was "nobody beats Peters meat"
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Het Bart where is Jonestown? North shore of Lake Travis between Cedar Park and Lago Vista on Ranch Road 1431....Travis County.....
---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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I saw a "No one beats Granny's smoked butt" once in Alabama.......
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Het Bart where is Jonestown? North shore of Lake Travis between Cedar Park and Lago Vista on Ranch Road 1431....Travis County..... Just hadnt heard of it, thanks
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From about the late 70's or early 80's from our very own US Navy. "Join the Navy and ride the waves" That caused a FIRESTORM !! http://womenofthewaves.com/
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From about the late 70's or early 80's from our very own US Navy. "Join the Navy and ride the waves" That caused a FIRESTORM !! http://womenofthewaves.com/ I actually almost joined to be a swabbie because of that commercial, til my dad explained to me that they meant, I would be on the open seas.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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It was one of those moments when my Dad who was not prone to showing ANY emotion,laughed so hard he shot his upper plate out.Mom was not amused however...and so it goes.
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A friend's gotta' "Barn Sale"....used plunder emporium.
His card reads, " We F..k the other guy, and pass the savings on to you"
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Roseville Radiator Best place in town to take a leak.
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Life is what happens to you as you are making other plans.
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I saw a "No one beats Granny's smoked butt" once in Alabama....... Hook's Barbecue in Greenville boasts 'You can smell our butts'
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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For a place to eat.... There was a BBQ joint in Jonestown Texas that had a sign outside that read "YOU DON"T NEED NO TEEF TO EAT OUR BEEF "... That's class ... Top that.... Bart, have you seen the billboard between Dallas and Big Spring that says, 'Texas Interstate Truck Stop' and the capital letters are really big.
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Roseville Radiator Best place in town to take a leak. Good 'ol Roseville.... Do they still have their own phone company to really screw one with the rates? Lived there for almost two years.....I want them back!
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The small town where I grew up had the following motto on the door of the firetruck in our volunteer fire department: "Never lost a basement" John
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Town in Saskatchewan named Biggar has a sign on the highway says:
'NEW YORK IS BIG ... BUT THIS IS BIGGAR'
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Heppner, Oregon-----best little town by a dam site.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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