I'm not. The chicks at the beer barn said all the rednecks come on 4-wheelers.

I'd say you were a health nut drinking that water and riding a bicycle!

I'm Redneck if needed to be when the time comes,otherwise I'm just a SOB.

i was born with a 6 pack in my hand.............but quit 13 yrs ago

I wish. They were out of Bud Light bottles at the beer barn, and cans come out of the plastic do-hickies when you cross the railroad tracks.

I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs...

i remember when copenhagen was 45 cents a can.

It's Red Seal fine cut now...

Part!

You mean they gave up on riding mowers?

I'm not either, I only own two dogs. The rest of them we're just feeding.

$.45/can? I quit when it went to $.27/can...but then gas was .$23 a gal, too. LOL

this got played many a saterday nite on the way to the dance. boy i can still remember some of them fights after the dance man them where some good times http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKD_o4gbcSE

Ol' George is from about 3 miles from here. He wasn't really a redneck either.

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Didn't realize GJ was originally from TX.

Yep, Vidor.

I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too.

Sheesh....you are just a baby redneck....I have SIX<grin>!!!

Top it off with a few of them fake bullet hole stickers and you're there.

No. We don't allow white trash.

No. We don't allow white trash.

I'm not a redneck. They're a dime a dozen.

I'm a hillwilliam,...a hillbilly who reads.

Is'nt it strange that most people with webbed feet live so far away from the water?

Bumpers? And you stickered them all?

This I'd like to see!

Was weaned on Pabst Blue Ribbon......but quit fourteen years ago

g

But I was redneck before you were born, sweetheart ....I've buried enough dogs to open a pet cemetery. These are probably the last three I'll own.

I'm more like Bristoe than redneck.
Born and raised in East Ky.
My first wife is a great, great grand daughter of Devil Anse Hatfield.

Maybe we'll let you in. A man who can't bear the thought of having any more dogs 'cause he knows he might outlive them is made of the "right stuff".

No kiddin'?,...that's pretty wild.

I became closely aquainted with one of the Hatfield clan many years ago,.."Larry",...totally nuts,..as in "Lithium" nuts,...but he had a good, if peculiar, sense of humor.

Fake?

I was gonna pull a chick move and cry at the thought. Then I thought, wooooooba I can like that SteveNO......

My earliest memory of this board....as I had JUST come out of lurking....was praying, the out loud kind, for SteveNO's dogs when the hurricane hit and he had to leave them.

Sheeesh, seems like a million years ago!

Dang! I thought I was "in" until I saw that last line...
How about if the bullet holes by the bumper stickers aren't fake?
Ingwe

ever kiss a gal that had a pinch of copenhagen in her mouth

,..but the dog was thinkin',.."I thought that fugger was *never* gonna go!"

I'll bet you can't get any of the old timers on her side to talk about it much can you?

Yes, but it was kinda weird.

Which begs the question: How did they get there?

Thats not important right now......
Ingwe

Aha... a full explanation, even if details are lacking.


There was this F&G boat some decades ago that had a hole magically appear just under the gunnel " while I was up at the store" in this Native village...obviously the work of a disgruntled fisherman....

That was my story to the boss, and I'm sticking to it....

To qualify as a redneck, you need to tie a milk crate to the handlebars and carry nothing less than a case of something cheaper than ultra

Ain't no redneck rides a Trek enny damn way.

A redneck shows up at the liquor store on his 1965 vintage Schwinn Sting Ray that he stole from the bankers son back in '67.

It's the closest to a Corvette that he ever got and he's not gonna give it up,...not even at age 56.

Redneck as it get's 35 year old pickup, dogs, gun rack in said truck and the last moccisin we had in the boat I killed it,ate and and made a dandy hat band out of it.

Would you believe an irate ( and crazy ) ex-girlfreind with a Rem. Nylon 66 ( That I bought for her...) Or...if not that ( as Don Adams used to say...) Would you believe....
Ingwe

I did say I'm not one!

I remember .29 cents

Hell, that aren't nuttin, I married one.

Am I in?

If I post a picture from when I was about 24 years old, with two big redband trout strapped to my mountain bike in the desert... but I have long hair... am I a hippie, or a redneck?

I'm not a real redneck, but I do have to mow the front yard to find a car that runs. I'm going to a family reunion next Saturday to find a date. Was going to go deer hunting last night, but the spotlight didn't work.

Blessings,

you can have long hair was down to my waste when i cut it off 3 yrs back. i would use the trout for bait

You went fishing with Brian Bosworth? COOL!

:-)

So, whatcha fishing for with that bait fish?

i hooked a shark off of that pier that striped a 16/0 penn that had over a mile of 120# test line on it. bait was a 40# JACKFISH

are you a redneck if you drink heavy dark ale's? not ultra light water beer

Rednecks live out by Lance Creek, they don't have a family tree...it's a vine...

no never considered myself one till about 3-4 years ago, what a surprise to find out I was one!


running some kid off the driveway that'd come to spark my daughter, he wasn't moving fast enough to suit me so I started long steppin his direction.

my daughter yells out "run Matt run my dad's a redneck"



me? a redneck? I thought as I slightly paused in mid stride, Sure that'll work here I come boy

Oh, chit, man.....that poor girl!!!!!!!!!! You trying to ruin her life<grin>????

" Run, Matt, run! - My Dad's a redneck!"

Now that is classic!

Worthy of a tombstone, even.

You're a redneck!

Funny chit.

This IS a funny thread,
thanks for the grins,

GTC

Being from the woods of the U.P. I am a true Yooper, not a redneck.

Yooper dedication

A redneck by any other name.....

Up here, we call ourselves "Alaskans", but we don't get all that much sun...

Nice Trek,Pat!

yeah, I are one.

I have never used a industrial cable spool as a spare table at a wedding reception not have i ever defended my grandmothers good name in a waffle house parking lot.

Bob Hall?

Every get'cha one, Bob?

I AM Redneck....

yep i've caught some big fish off bob hall

I miss the old wooden Bob Hall. It had character and smell. I had many great times there. Does anyone remember which hurricane took it out?

BP...

I'm not sure if thats Yooper dedication or not...
Here in Montana we just call that a deer hunter who has gotten a DUI...
Ingwe

I dunno, they say dogs don't have much long term memory, but those three mutts get mighty antsy when the pressure starts dropping.

HG, you'll be pleased to know that all three are doing fine.

guess not. I have indoor plumbing and all my teeth.

tom

hurricane allen in 80

is this some autobiographical confession stuff going down here, B?

here are some kingfish caught off bobhall

LMFAO

LOL about the same here.

given how my wife feels about our daughter's ex it would have been run ed run

My mother's Italian tom

Around 1974, a couple of shark fishermen were on the end of BH. They had all their leader layed out on the deck. As one of the fishermen climbed up on the rail to throw out the line, he announced to the few there to move off the end of the pier till their line was out. One lady in a lawn chair catching croakers said she was not giving up her spot. Well as that steel leader and a hook the size of a toaster wizzed over her head a couple of times, she crawled to safety.

Yup, good times .. BP...

we use kayaks to paddle the baits out now- about 2-300 yds off the end of the pier

The cows act like rednecks once in awhile.

Ward Burton in the Cat car back then?

Pops and a mad momma.

I remember they did'nt catch anything, but I ended up at some dive bar on SPID later and caught a good case of beer flu.

BP...

Ooh, Do you mean something like Orbit Beer or is Busch Beer?

That sounds like the guys at the pier at Jacksonville Beach, Florida, only they didn't use kayaks back when lived down there in the sixties. They'd use surf boards to haul the the bait out a couple of hundred yards. Never could figure out why they didn't become shark bait especially when they'd paddle out on the surf boards with those hooks baited up with old rotten chicken parts.

we used surfboards before the ocean kayaks came out.i've had big hammerheads and bull sharks swim up to the kayak for a look see

I've been there a few times. Great fun sliding those pogies down and watching them get busted on the surface. I don't know a lot of places that you can catch kings without a boat. We fish the surf on the upper coast too, hauling baits to large to cast out with kayaks and small aluminums. It's a little different here though, the water is usually the color of chocolate milk, due to the Sabine/Neches rivers. Nothing better than surf fishing when it's right.

Dude, I hate to tell you this, but that weren't a chick.

My wife told me once that I was one radio station from being a redneck. Pretty much true...

since they opened packery channel back up you can fish the jetties there with live mullet or poggies under a popen cork with a wire leader and catch kings and tarpen http://texascoastgeology.com/passes/packery..html

oh she was one hot barrel racer

bobhall pier x-mas 2004 covered with snow

Yup me too

Pat

according to my buddy you are a redneck if you would rather fish than have sex......

I'll never forget that dance. It was a week before we left Corpus. Funny to see half a foot of snow dancing banana trees and palms.

forgot to add smallest caliber rifle i own is a 300 wm

i've been to drunk to fish, and have taken a wheeler through a drive throuh beer barn, i have also flat towed a truck throgh a drive thru, both at the liqure store and a KFC i think i 'bout make the cut