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Ain't no redneck rides a Trek enny damn way.
A redneck shows up at the liquor store on his 1965 vintage Schwinn Sting Ray that he stole from the bankers son back in '67.
It's the closest to a Corvette that he ever got and he's not gonna give it up,...not even at age 56.
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Redneck as it get's 35 year old pickup, dogs, gun rack in said truck and the last moccisin we had in the boat I killed it,ate and and made a dandy hat band out of it.
Any government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have. T Jefferson
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Campfire Oracle
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Would you believe an irate ( and crazy ) ex-girlfreind with a Rem. Nylon 66 ( That I bought for her...)  Or...if not that ( as Don Adams used to say...) Would you believe.... Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Tracker
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i remember when copenhagen was 45 cents a can. I remember .29 cents
Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote.
*Marvin Simkin* L.A. Times (1992)
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ever kiss a gal that had a pinch of copenhagen in her mouth Hell, that aren't nuttin, I married one. Am I in?
Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote.
*Marvin Simkin* L.A. Times (1992)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If I post a picture from when I was about 24 years old, with two big redband trout strapped to my mountain bike in the desert... but I have long hair... am I a hippie, or a redneck?
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm not a real redneck, but I do have to mow the front yard to find a car that runs. I'm going to a family reunion next Saturday to find a date. Was going to go deer hunting last night, but the spotlight didn't work.
Blessings,
Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!!
They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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you can have long hair was down to my waste when i cut it off 3 yrs back. i would use the trout for bait ![[Linked Image]](http://i44.tinypic.com/2dan4np.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i39.tinypic.com/20k7zpu.jpg)
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You went fishing with Brian Bosworth? COOL!
:-)
The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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you can have long hair was down to my waste when i cut it off 3 yrs back. i would use the trout for bait So, whatcha fishing for with that bait fish?
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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i hooked a shark off of that pier that striped a 16/0 penn that had over a mile of 120# test line on it. bait was a 40# JACKFISH
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Regular
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are you a redneck if you drink heavy dark ale's? not ultra light water beer
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Campfire Kahuna
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Rednecks live out by Lance Creek, they don't have a family tree...it's a vine...
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Outfitter
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no never considered myself one till about 3-4 years ago, what a surprise to find out I was one!
running some kid off the driveway that'd come to spark my daughter, he wasn't moving fast enough to suit me so I started long steppin his direction.
my daughter yells out "run Matt run my dad's a redneck"
me? a redneck? I thought as I slightly paused in mid stride, Sure that'll work here I come boy
"This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one."
TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say
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Oh, chit, man.....that poor girl!!!!!!!!!! You trying to ruin her life<grin>????
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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Campfire 'Bwana
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" Run, Matt, run! - My Dad's a redneck!" Now that is classic!  Worthy of a tombstone, even.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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i hooked a shark off of that pier that striped a 16/0 penn that had over a mile of 120# test line on it. bait was a 40# JACKFISH You're a redneck!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Tracker
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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." TJ
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing". EB
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This IS a funny thread,
thanks for the grins,
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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