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I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs... I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too. No. We don't allow white trash. 
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm not a redneck. They're a dime a dozen.
I'm a hillwilliam,...a hillbilly who reads.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Is'nt it strange that most people with webbed feet live so far away from the water?
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs... I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too. Sheesh....you are just a baby redneck....I have SIX<grin>!!! Bumpers? And you stickered them all? This I'd like to see!
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Ranger
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i was born with a 6 pack in my hand.............but quit 13 yrs ago  Was weaned on Pabst Blue Ribbon......but quit fourteen years ago  g
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs... I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too. Sheesh....you are just a baby redneck....I have SIX<grin>!!! But I was redneck before you were born, sweetheart  ....I've buried enough dogs to open a pet cemetery. These are probably the last three I'll own.
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm more like Bristoe than redneck.
Born and raised in East Ky.
My first wife is a great, great grand daughter of Devil Anse Hatfield.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Maybe we'll let you in. A man who can't bear the thought of having any more dogs 'cause he knows he might outlive them is made of the "right stuff".
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Oracle
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My first wife is a great, great grand daughter of Devil Anse Hatfield.
No kiddin'?,...that's pretty wild. I became closely aquainted with one of the Hatfield clan many years ago,.."Larry",...totally nuts,..as in "Lithium" nuts,...but he had a good, if peculiar, sense of humor.
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Campfire Ranger
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Top it off with a few of them fake bullet hole stickers and you're there. Fake?
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Campfire Outfitter
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Maybe we'll let you in. A man who can't bear the thought of having any more dogs 'cause he knows he might outlive them is made of the "right stuff". I was gonna pull a chick move and cry at the thought. Then I thought, wooooooba I can like that SteveNO...... My earliest memory of this board....as I had JUST come out of lurking....was praying, the out loud kind, for SteveNO's dogs when the hurricane hit and he had to leave them. Sheeesh, seems like a million years ago!
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
Part of me lives with the wind in my face,
while the other part is barely alive.
--Mary Gauthier
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Campfire Oracle
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I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs... I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too. No. We don't allow white trash. Dang! I thought I was "in" until I saw that last line...  How about if the bullet holes by the bumper stickers aren't fake?  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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ever kiss a gal that had a pinch of copenhagen in her mouth
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Oracle
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My earliest memory of this board....as I had JUST come out of lurking....was praying, the out loud kind, for SteveNO's dogs when the hurricane hit and he had to leave them.
,..but the dog was thinkin',.."I thought that fugger was *never* gonna go!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'll bet you can't get any of the old timers on her side to talk about it much can you?
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yes, but it was kinda weird.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I am not a Redneck, because I only own 2 dogs... I have three, do I make the cut? The LSU and NRA bumper stickers ought to count for something, too. No. We don't allow white trash. Dang! I thought I was "in" until I saw that last line... How about if the bullet holes by the bumper stickers aren't fake? Ingwe Which begs the question: How did they get there?
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Oracle
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Thats not important right now......  Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Aha... a full explanation, even if details are lacking. There was this F&G boat some decades ago that had a hole magically appear just under the gunnel " while I was up at the store" in this Native village...obviously the work of a disgruntled fisherman.... That was my story to the boss, and I'm sticking to it....
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The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm not. The chicks at the beer barn said all the rednecks come on 4-wheelers. ![[Linked Image]](http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/ltppowell/IMG_2361.jpg) To qualify as a redneck, you need to tie a milk crate to the handlebars and carry nothing less than a case of something cheaper than ultra
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. - Mark Twain.
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