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....Monty Roberts,...he'll be in Cheyenne in a few days putting on a show....says he can take an un-trained horse that's never been ridden, and have a kid riding it it 30 minutes,...just by whispering a few things in his ear! [Linked Image].....I wish he'd come whisper to my paint about that lead-rope breaking crap! [Linked Image]<P>So what do you horse people think about all this.....any truth to it, or are we gonna see some of ya call BS?!!?!? [Linked Image]<BR>DS
Slayer, -- lots of knowledge, different types training, when all else fails don't forget the whip, 1" diameter, 3" long. Just like racking a shotgun, once they hear it they never forget. Fear is the best, fastest, training aid for anything or any body ever! I don't mean brutality, just like spanking a unruley child, a slap on the hand means nothing a strong belt on the butt get's attention. -- no
Slayer I don't know. Who gets to pick the horse he trains, him or me? I will tell you right off there are signs, not all of which I know, that a horse gives off just by looking at him that tell you what he is. How much green is in his eyes, how much white does he show, how does he hold his ears and head, how does he move when he is just walking around, is he pidgeon toed, cat hammed, got a roman nose, ewe neck, lower jaw over shot any, mule footed, got any fighting scars, things like that and a hundred more. He probably knows them all and can pick a horse that will be calm from the get go most likely. Even as little as I know I can pick you a bomb as that is easier for me it seems [Linked Image].<BR>I won't call BS but I would be a lot more impressed with his horse communication skills if he could get the caballo to whisper back to him. [Linked Image]<BR>BCR<BR>
If Monty Roberts or anybody else, as you wrote above, "says he can take an un-trained horse that's never been ridden, and have a kid riding it it 30 minutes,... just by whispering a few things in his ear," that person is drastically oversimplifying the entire procedure that Roberts described in his book (The Man Who Listens to Horses).<P>I read the book a year and a half ago. Roberts described a somewhat longer and much more involved method of coming to terms with wild and unbroken horses, on their own terms as well as his. You'd have to (a) read the book or (b) watch him work to know what I mean. I can't say here what took him the good part of a book to say.<P>If you're skeptical, take him a horse you know to be unbroken, watch what he does with it (in a suitable location � not in a horse trailer or stall) for an hour or less, and decide for yourself whether he's BSing about what he can do.<P>If he's giving us "the straight of the goods" about what he claims he can do, neither you nor I nor anyone else can tell from his words alone (or anyone else's) whether he can do what he says he can do. The method he describes in his book is so off-the-wall compared with traditional horse-breaking methods, there's no way anyone can judge its merits by simply comparing it to established biases and theories.<P>I wish I could be there to see for myself. I believe he can do what he says he can do, and I'd love to see him do it. But I'm pretty certain he doesn't say "he can take an un-trained horse that's never been ridden, and have a kid riding it it 30 minutes,... just by whispering a few things in his ear!"<P>THINK about it � how does he get to the point where he can whisper anything in the horse's ear?<P>The credibility of ANYone's claim is already in serious doubt in the mind of anyone who intentionally or carelessly doesn't get the claim straight. Fair consideration of its credibility requires, first, accurate representation of the claim. The "claim" is already doomed, for example, if it's reduced to something like "Them Wright brothers claim they can FLY jes' by runnin' into a high wind 'n' flappin' their EARS! Can you b'lieve this, or WHAT?"<P>At least read the book before you (a) characterize his claim or (b) judge his ability or veracity. If he can do what he says he can do, I envy you the opportunity to see him do it. I wish my late father could've seen it, too. Dad was noted for his skill with horses that no one else could approach. OTOH, I know how to spell horss � uh, whorse � uh, harse � oh, you know what I mean! �o)<P>FWIW, if true, Roberts learned his technique as a preteen kid watching wild horses by the hour and day and week.
Ken Howell,....your right, I didn't hear Monty Roberts say he could have a kid riding an untrained horse in less than 30 minutes, 'cause I never got the priveledge of talking to him....guess he was off wispering to ponies somewhere.....so the radio announcer that has been playing his paid advertisement all week here is the one who said it, so if your offended by the way the statement was posed, you can take it up with the DJ whose been repeating it on the radio 50 times a day.<P>I like Boggy's answer more, seems he realizes as many do, a horse is not a horse, is not a horse. I'm sure he already knows what horse he's dealing with before he stands before thousands who paid to see his wonder and he puts his reputation on the line. He....or rather the DJ announcer, claims he thinks a non phisical approach is the only way to train a horse.<BR>Now I know much of it is mental, because 1400 pounds against 200 pounds, well the horse would have the advantage. If the horse was smart enough to know if he just threw your but off, then he would no longer have to contend with that bit in his mouth....but all he knows at the time, is the bit is the boss.<BR>...that being said, for hundreds of years, horses have been broken the traditional way, and something has to be said for that. And if one man can indeed break a horse only by whispering to it, or mental telepathy or whatever the hech else he uses, whether it takes him less than 30 minutes or all week, then kudos to him, he has a special gift.<BR>But you can quote me on this....it's HIS gift,...and horsebreaking will go on as always, the old fashioned way. I doubt we'll ever see farmers and ranchers and cowhands taking a green horse and start whispering to it......then again, I could be wrong...<BR>DS
Slayer, I wasn't offended by anything in your post, nor am I offended by your response to mine. I am, however, deeply disappointed in your response, because I consider you capable of better thinking. Your "so if your offended by the way the statement was posed" is, as is usually true of this tired old put-down technique, embarrassingly puerile. Whether or not you're one of those here who've so often advised me to develop a thicker skin, you'd be well advised to heed it. I wasn't trying to put you down, and you shouldn't feel obliged to discredit me in such a sophomoric manner. I didn't take your post as personal and certainly didn't intend mine as a personal slap at you. I assumed that I was addressing mature adults here � you and everyone else. I'm looking at a keyboard and screen, neither of which gives me any concept of what your monitor "sees" before it. So I always assume that I'm writing my words to mature men who're capable of understanding them as I intend them.<P>The point was, and is, and solid, and I stand by it, that what you quoted is a drastic and very misleading oversimplification of what Monty Roberts does, according to his book, no matter what the source of what you posted. I meant that not as a put-down of anybody, just as a note to alert everyone to the fact that there's more to the question you asked � is it BS? No one can accurately answer that question based only on that oversimplification of Roberts's claim and method. Whatever the source, what you cited as basis for your question is simply too little for saying or even guessing whether Roberts's claim or method is BS.<P>Please note that I didn't accuse you of oversimplifying, let alone of intentionally oversimplifying in the equally puerile "straw man" put-down (intentionally misrepresenting a claim, making it sound ridiculous and thus easy to discredit). I didn't and don't assume that was your intent.<P>I also stand by the point that I of course consider the main thrust of my post � that no one can intelligently or accurately evaluate what you don't see accurately and clearly. The life of the world is full of centuries-old "truths" being shown wrong, and it's quite possible that Mr Roberts has something of this nature to show the most experienced practitioner of the old, honored ways of training horses.<P>The fact that veteran horse-trainers don't know anything of Mr Roberts's method doesn't in and of itself mean that he's blowing smoke. To paraphrase [I think] Pete Rose, if he can do it, he ain't blowin' smoke. The smoke being blown is . . .
Slayer, why don't you go watch the demonstration, then report back here, to us who can't make it, whether<BR>(a) Roberts does more than whisper something into an untrained horse's ear,<BR>(b) his technique does indeed change the horse's behavior,<BR>(c) a kid can then ride that horse, and<BR>(d) his technique is something that he can train any horse person to do (not, IOW, a mystical "gift").<P>Won't that answer a LOT of questions that can't be answered in this thread as it's now going?<BR>
Ken Howell....I was only saying that if you thought the information being broadcasted all over the front range was inaccurate and over-simplified, I'm not the source of the over-simplification. As far as researching and verifying all the information we post on here as second hand, well you nad I both know that ain't gonna happen either. There is a daily barage of info and quotes from magazines and individuals that are great topics for discussion. Not only is it impossible to verify all the info as accurate, but impractical as well. Kinda like the history lessons about Abe Lincoln or George Washington or JFK........most of have come to understand that was the "pretty side" they was showing us as children. There are AT LEAST two sides to every story, or method in this case. I was only creating a basis for discussion on the one being presented over the radio stations here, of which I think you agree deserved my candor,...even you agree tghe broadcast was at best...oversimplified. <P>My stance in my original post , if you read between the lines was, "oh, come on now....an un-broke horse ridden in less tha 30 minutes!you gotta be kidding me." But I also left it open to the many who know of this man and his claim. You say you readthe book......many have. And even more saw the movie on the same subject, including myself.<BR>You are probably correct in that Mr. Roberts does most of what he says he can........I call that his "gift", and stick to my claim that I doubt few will take up "whispering" in the training of there horses, but rather stick to the age old, proven methods handed down to them.<P>Hats off to Mr. Roberts....and while I would love to take you up on your offer and go see first hand the "Whisperer", I'll have to politely decline. CSU has a top rate equestrian event here monthly....only minutes from my house, and I haven't found the time to go to one yet. I doubt I will be traveling to Cheyenne to see this one.<P>...and thanks for the lesson on tough skin, but I already learned that one first hand as most of these guys know! [Linked Image] I think you read into my poist what you wanted to, as I was not trying to attack you in anyway.<P>you have a good day, Ken Howell....<BR>DS
Thanks heaps, piles, and bunches, Slayer! I knew you had the best in you. Never doubted it for a nanosecond.<P>As for your last ("I think you read into my poist what you wanted to, as I was not trying to attack you in anyway."), I read NOT what I wanted to see in it, but what some of your phrasing too often means. Without impugning your motives � which I couldn't possibly imagine or guess � I sought to point out that attributing pique or offense to someone's reason for his statements is usually a lead-off technique intended to discredit what that person says. Unfortunately, it has become a clich� lead-off on these forums so densely populated with oversensitive giant egos. Sometimes it's justified, but not always. I wasn't accusing you but rather trying to alert you and others to the way that technique comes across. IOW, used as an "argument" technique, it implies that since the person you're answering has spoken out of offense, the logic and soundness of his post are automatically discredited to some extent.<P>... just another reason for extreme caution with the use of clich�s (and many similes too, for that matter). They often convey meanings that you don't intend.<P>It is never my intent to appeal to or criticize the worst that's unfortunately part of all our natures. My basic intent and purpose are to appeal to the best that we're all capable of. In all these forums, there's an unfortunate tendency to (a) "see" the worst in each other, whether intended or not, and (b) to respond from the worst in our nature, not the best, that we're ALL capable of.<P>This is why I especially (and deeply) appreciate your last post. Thanks again!
There's a guy down in central Texas that puts on demonstrations where he takes an unbroken horse and is riding him and plow reining him in 30 minutes.I've seen him twice,but can't remember his name.<P>Both times he had a decent horse to work with and - both times - the horse he had drawn at his previous demo was real waspy.Most well bred horses can be saddled and ridden without much fuss in a small round pen if they have had some exposure to humans before.<P>They hurt you when you get them out in the pasture,not in the round pen.That's a general rule in my experience.Let me or BOGGY pick him a horse and we will see if he dont quit whispering and start cussing!<P>------------------<BR>Boone and Crockett was rednecks
.....easy there, Ken....your making me keep my Webster's next to my computer with that vocabulary of your! [Linked Image]<P>Gene, I'd say with the horse you are Boggy would pick for him, he'd still be whispering, ....cause he wouldn't won't folks to hear the cussing and hurt his good reputation.<P>....I saw the Horse Whisperer, and was deeply moved. The man has a gift.....just as the man Gene spoke of in Texas...and another man who delivers the gospel in La. but leads his service with some horse whispering of his own. These men have a special way no doubt, but I wonder how practical it is to assume this manner of horse training can be used with any reasonable degree of effectivness by the average person. To think that the average Joe could attend Mr. Roberts performance and come away with any real horse whispering ability would be, to use Ken's phrase, "over simplifying" the probable results.....<BR>DS
Gene, I've seen that guy work a horse too and for the life of me I can't remember his name.<P>I don't know what Monty Roberts can or can't do. I have neither seen the movie nor read his book. Some people have a gift with animals and you me or any body else can't fully learn it from a book. We might can get close but we won't have the gift. Maybe even they don't really know what it is. I could tell you stories about what I saw an old guy do with four stock dogs more than once that I saw and still don't believe.<P>I do think I know enough about horses to tell you that no matter how they are trained or by who one of these days if you ride them enough you will find your self hollering Woah you Son of a B**ch Woah!! [Linked Image]<BR>BCR
Some "little" distinctions can make BIG differences.<P>FWIW, Monty Roberts entitled his book "The Man Who LISTENS to Horses" [emphasis mine], not "talks" or "whispers" to horses. In his book, he describes a technique of specific body-language communication with horses, based on their behavior patterns, that is the basis and nearly the totality of his technique. Basing judgment of his technique on whispering alone, therefore, is logically illegitimate. Fair and legitimate assessment requires first establishing, accurately, what it is that he actually does. Judging what he doesn't do, whatever the judgment reached, says nothing whatever about what he actually does.<P>What he describes and explains in the book makes a world more and better sense than the terse allegation that he "whispers to horses" (which reduces his case to the ridiculous at the start). If I hum "Dixie" while I take good aim and hold a good sight picture while I touch my set trigger, the humming has nothing to do with how many prairie dogs I can pop with that rifle. Yet the pattern of this post exactly parallels the allegation that "Ken Howell claims he can kill prairie dogs by humming 'Dixie.'"<P>Also, "the movie" (I assume the reference is to Robert Redford's "The Horse Whisperer") is not about Monty Roberts at all, as far as I can determine (I haven't seen it). It's based on a novel � a fictional story about fictional characters � by Nicholas Evans. I checked the production credits for reference to Monty Roberts as the technical adviser � nope. The movie's "equine technical advisor" was Curt Pate. Nothing in the movie's listings and reviews referred to Monty Roberts, directly or obliquely. Judging Monty Roberts's work and claims on the basis of the movie seems, to me, much like scolding or praising Ken Howell for something that Ken Warner or William Dean Howells wrote. (Don't laugh � I've been mistaken, more than once, for the author of something that Ken Warner, Ken Walters, or Ken Waters wrote. Apparently, some readers don't read or remember much past the "Ken" part of the name.)<P>If the reference to a technique not to be learned from a book is aimed at my mention of Roberts's book, either meant that way or taken that way, please note well that at no point did Ken Howell ever say or imply anything that could be used as a legitimate target for that remark. The remark strikes me as meaningless at best, possibly a cheap shot at worst. The value of the book here is that it fairly and accurately presents Monty Roberts's claims and techniques � which hasn't yet been the case in this thread.<P>I did mean (and still do) that what the book says about what Monty Roberts does, how he does it, and what the results are, are far more legitimate bases for judging his claims than a twisted reference to merely whispering something � implying that whispering into a horse's ear is all there is to it.<P>Characterizing something in ridiculously inaccurate terms automatically guarantees that any evaluation based on that ridiculous presentation of it will conclude that it is indeed ridiculous. It is an ancient and successful technique but long regarded by those who recognize it for what it is as cheap and sleazy.<P>My point here is not for acceptance or approval of Monty Roberts's technique. My point is for fair characterization and logical discussion of Monty Roberts's actual technique. So far, neither has been the case here.<P>Therefore, nothing said here adds anything to anyone's fund of potentially useful, sound knowledge. Josh Billings said it right � "It's better not to know so much than it is to know so many things that ain't so."<p>[This message has been edited by Ken Howell (edited June 04, 2001).]
Darn it Ken....I was sipping a cold one, watching the Avs against the Devils,....it's intermission, so I peek at the 'puter, just chilling ya know.....and dang it, you make me think too much! [Linked Image] I'm gonna be looking for a light hearted post from you soon, just to show us all your a regular ol' Joe! [Linked Image] <P>Boggy......your dead on again!.....just two days ago I was there....saying Whoa you son of a b-tch!!!! [Linked Image]<BR>DS
This ain't gone he'p ya much, Slayer! You're just gone hafta handle them cold ones all by yo'se'f. FWIW, however, I'm about to take a cold one out of the fridge (have a special one just for cold ones, right close to my desk) and will pop the top with you in mind.<P>This morning, I dug out the Monty Roberts book and skimmed it real fast but didn't find any mention of whispering. LOTS about watching and doing, WITHOUT a spoken word.<P>At the end is a chapter or appendix with a set of specific step-by-step DO-IT-YOURSELF instructions � which suggests to me that he thinks anybody can do it. (I think you'd have to know some about harsses already. Or is it "Horaces?")<P>Read that part of the book word by word. Ne'er a word about whispering.<P>I think the real treat would be a trip to Cheyenne and watching that disc-jockey trying to whisper something into a wild cayuse's ear AND THEN TRYING TO RIDE IT.<P>A friend of mine has had a hard time trying to get blurb-writers to stop calling his scope mount "a modern claw mount," which it is NOT. But they persist, because they want to capitalize on the reputation of the classic claw mount. (Al's mount is better.) Maybe those advertising Roberts's demonstration are similarly trying to capitalize on listeners' familiarity with at least the title of the Robert Redford movie.<P>Have fun and stay sober (whichever works better 4 U). Never can tell when (a) you're gonna hafta THINK or (b) you'd rather not. �o)<BR>
I also read Montys book,it really was good.<BR>I have seen both methods of breaking horses.<BR>I worked with an old coyboy that told me how they did it when he worked a ranch(the right way)the hard way as he learned.But he also said sometimes they just didnt have the time to do it another way.<BR>As he got older he heard about some of the new methiods being used and he relized that if he wanted to keep working with horses he was going to have to find a smater way.<BR>He said he opened up his old mind and started looking at some of these new ideas and then slowly started using them.He came away with a better understanding of the animals he had always worked with. But he said it was not easy to admit that there was a better way.<BR>I also saw first hand some younger cowboys bring in some horses that they were to break.These were 2 year olds that hadnt been handled .After they were run into a trailer and brought to the ranch they took out the ruffest acting one--so they could show everyone how it was done--they turned him out in a arena and roped him, then they beat him till he was close enough to tie to a post ,the post had some plywood so he wouldnt get his legs tangled.So they keep on beating this horse teling everyone how he will calm down and be good her real soon--we will take the fight outa him --the horse kept running his head into the wood and then pull back then into the wood again all the while these idots were using the whips on the horse.They left him with no way to go.<BR>They got so many people riled up they finally left him alone but he was dead and hanging on the rope the next morning when I came in.<BR>His head was so swollen and beat up it was to hard to look at.<BR>I often wondered what kind of a horse he would of been.To be broke in a manner like that--<BR>Theses are two extrems but it does show(I think )that there are better ways to do things,and some times the old way are not better.Just something to think about.<BR>
Hi MD4 good to see you. That is an ugly picture and I hate to say it but I've seen it too. Personally I think the idiots ought to be tied up an horse whipped too. I believe in a firm hand and making a horse do what you want him to do and sometimes it involves getting his attention with a little pain but not brutality. Even unconscious brutality as in your story when it appears they didn't really know what they were doing. Every horse has his own personality and sometimes you have to back off and come from a different direction to get them to do what you want.<BR>Most of the old rough methods were developed when horses were dirt cheap. Like going price for a green horse was ten bucks. You could afford to waste one now and then. Not so today. I am not a professional horse trainer and won't claim to be. Just think I know a few things that work for me from using cow ponies for the last fifty years or so.<BR>BCR
Boggy,you are right about that.<BR> All horses are different and it does take a step back sometimes. <BR>We all have ways that work for us,I just wanted to point out two extreams,and hope people understand that there is a middle ground.<BR>Dont get the impression that I have never wacked my horses before ,somethmes they do need some prodding.I have been in some spots that the only way out was to make them do it and I was sure happy I had my spurs on.<BR>I have seen some pretty mean things being done to horses.When it gets to that point its time to step back like you said and find another way. Dont get me wrong I am not a softy,I expect my horses to work hard for me. I bought a hores one time that I grew to hate LOL I really did think about shooting him and leaving him to rot.I ended up about giving him away just so I wouldnt loose my temper and shoot the damg thing.<BR>While I would never have to temperment to do what these other guys do ,I think it can be done.Thats all the point I was trying to make.<BR>I sure didnt take it that you were saying to beat a hores like that.<P>
....personally...I'd just as soon have a horse I couldn't ride if I had to beat him like that to try and break him.<P>I was thinking more of the method I used to break my first horse....it was ten years ago...and the old rancher down the street sold me an old nag for the kids to ride for $450......but only if I would take his little burro and to young untrained horse as well.....he insisted on clearing the barn!<BR>Well, I thought they'd make me the $450 back in soap if the worst case scenario turned out, so I took the four for $450! [Linked Image] ....and believe me, that's about all they were worth! [Linked Image] [Linked Image]<P>Anyway, the nicest of the buch was gentle, but never had been ridden. So me, be a little younger and dunber, and wanting real bad to be a cowboy, I made up my mind to break her myself. So I mounted up.......for about 2 seconds! [Linked Image]<BR>....they second day I probably made it close to my 8 second official ride ...with my hand high in the air for stlye points, OF COURSE! [Linked Image]<P>Well, by the end of the week, I was so black and blue, I wasn't sure it was worth it, but being hard-headed, I decided another round was in order, and to my amazement, that horse rode me as though she had been broke for years......it was as if she decided it was futile to resist the dummy that kept coming back for more punishment. She turned out to be a good family horse, and we enjoyed her and the nag for a couple of years before we moved back in town.<P>Now, those little ponies pail in comparison to the steeds I have now....but my point being, I think affection and consistency go along way with a horse. know you have to be stern as well, but I find them similiar to a dog, in that they respond to rewards and routines. But I know little of horses for sure......but these two I have don't know that....because when I whispered in their ear the other night, I told them I was an old hat at it, and I would prevail!!! [Linked Image] [img]https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubb/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] [img]https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubb/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]<BR>DS
"I made up my mind to break her myself. So I mounted up.......for about 2 seconds! <BR>....they second day I probably made it close to my 8 second official ride ...with my hand high in the air for stlye points, OF COURSE! <P>Well, by the end of the week, I was so black and blue, I wasn't sure it was worth it, but being hard-headed, I decided another round was in order, and to my amazement, that horse rode me as though she had been broke for years..."<P>I thought you guys were talking horses now you go and discribe my first wife!<P>Sorry, I had to do it! Bend<P>
Good one,Bend! [Linked Image]...I always enjoy a little light hearted posting! [Linked Image].....makes me feel like I'm around the campfire!....think about it, ...when you go hunting with friends, and your all around the campfire at night, is it light hearted comraderie or totally serious debates that prevail most of the time........<P>......if you answer was the latter, you'd find yourself camping alone pretty soon! [Linked Image]<BR>I can take the "meat" of a subject and explore every angle, pose every possible scenario or ponder any stance on the subject presented.....but I also wanna be able to poke a guy in the ribs for a laugh every now and then as well!....I think they refer to that as BSing! [Linked Image] [Linked Image] [Linked Image]<BR>DS <p>[This message has been edited by 'Slayer (edited June 05, 2001).]
MD4 I surely didn't take a thing you said in any wrong way. I don't think you can or should brutalize a horse or a dog or a kid into submission. You just got something that is scared to death of you and will wind up hurting you some day. But you know just as sure sometime you have to get their attention and some "listen" better than others. Then again some are just plain nuts from the get go. [Linked Image] Sounds like you had one once. I've known a few over the years.<BR>BCR
This difference in approach has been around longer than any of us have been alive.My uncle that raised me worked on the four sixes at Guthrie TX,and my wife's dad was a Matador cowboy.The Matador hands made fun of the boys on the Sixes: They slick 'em and shine 'em,we ride 'em and slide 'em!<P>You can still spot a Matador bred horse.He will have a big roman nose,and old time small quarter horse ears,but they are built and they was born hating a cow.They take a firm hand but there aint a counterfeit bone in a one of "em.You can listen to him and you can whisper to him but once that's over with,you are gonna have to ride him.<P>------------------<BR>Boone and Crockett was rednecks
Slayer, -- dude, you must be very careful around this fire who you try to BS with, some have their stinger out looking for something to make their day. With friends you don't have to fret about how they will take it. As for the horse, I let one graze along the trail one year, I knew he knew where we were going and would keep the pack string in sight, I was enjoying looking myself. Big mistake, spoiled that sucker half way into the camp, then had to un spoil him. When working make them work, when the bridle coms off, play time. JMHO<BR>-- no <P>------------------<BR>A hint to the wise is sufficient! Smiles are contagious, infect everyone!
Few people sorely tried my pastor father's long patience, but he had virtually none for ministers who used their honored positions to take advantage of trusting people. But he could joke about this sleazy practice, with this yarn (for example) that carries the point � a rather sharp point.<P>A man bought a horse from a preacher for what he thought was a good deal. But when he hitched it to the plow, it wouldn't pull the plow.<P>"Oh, the preacher forgot to tell me this is a wagon horse."<P>So he hitched it to the wagon, and it wouldn't pull the wagon.<P>"Well, that preacher forgot to tell me this is a buggy horse."<P>The horse wouldn't pull the buggy, either.<P>"Hmm, the preacher forgot to tell me this is a saddle horse."<P>But the horse wouldn't stand for a saddle. So the man went to talk things over with the preacher.<P>"Preacher, that hoss you sold me won't pull nothin' and won't let me put a saddle on him, neither."<P>"A deal's a deal!" The preacher huffed up a bit. "You don't expect me to buy 'im back, do you?"<P>"Oh, no!" the man said. "I'd jes' like to borrow your collar 'n' coat long enough to sell 'im."
Ken.....my father in law is a preacher....Baptist at that. I can sure relate to your liitle joke! [Linked Image]<P>Sonnie.....thanks for the warning,...I've learned to spot stingers pretty well, but I still play with the bees. Like you, I sometimes have more wit than given credit for, and can usually figure out the sub-plot within the plot. <P>....and those friends you spoke of not having to fret around,......well they make it all ok to step on out there near the beehive......if you know what I mean [Linked Image]<P>Gene....sure hope mine ain't got a Roman Nose! [Linked Image]<BR>DS
Gene you do bring back memories. The sixes and the forks and Matador. We didn't get too many of their horses back here but some came in. You remember the old King ranch bread working horses? You better be sure you wanted to ride off into what ever you pointed them at because they were sure going to go. Most of them were Vaquero broke and cold mouth too.<BR>BCR
Mr Howell that story reminded me of one that used to make the rounds here.<P>Seems like there was this fellow who had a reall good coon dog. A bunch of old boys went on a hunt and watched him work and one allowed as how he would like to buy him. Dog owner said ok when they struck a good price so the new owner loaded the dog up and started to drive off.<P>"Wait a minute." the old owner said, "You ain't paid me for my dog."<P>"I'll pay you next week."<P>"How do I know that?"<P>"Don't worry, I'm an Elder in the Church of Christ," said the other fellow. <P>"What's an Elder in the Church of Christ?"<P>"It is about the same as a Deacon in the Baptist Church," he said as he drove off with the dog.<P>Old dog owner just busted out crying. Another friend of his asked him what was wrong.<P>"Lord, I done give my dog away," he said.<BR>BCR<P>
Need One,I like that----When working make them work---when the bridle comes off play time.<BR>How true that is,nothing worse then a spoiled horse. That was something that took me a long time to get my Husband to understand when I first met him and taught him to ride.He wanted to treat it like it was a big dog.<BR>Being friendly is good but make sure they know not to cross that line.<BR>I hate it when my horse tryes to use me as a rub post and Steve thought it was cute LOL right up till he got hit between the legs and pushed up against the trailer.<BR>I cought him playing tag in the round pen once ,I told him not to do that with a horse--him being a young guy and trying to empress me LOL said , he likes me were buds--well I am sure you all know what happened next--the horse turned around and bucked kicking out and nailing Steve on both upper legs,one hoof on each leg,he went sailing through the air I really thought his legs were broken.<BR>After I found out he was OK but shook up He got the stupid persons butt chewing.<BR>He did turn out to be good with horses but that first year was a tought one.(I almost didnt keep him)LOL <BR>I keep telling him its a work animal not a dog. If I had only had a videom camera back then LOL We do have lots of laughs from back then.
Ranger, as a minister and son of a minister, I have to tell you that both your story and mine are 100% true to life, even if neither happened exactly that way. That's one reason I never even took up a collection or campaigned for donations.<P>But now we've descended into the realm of coon-dog stories, from where there's no salvation.<P>One of my favorites tells of the fellow who started weeping while others were bragging about their long-gone coon dogs, long since promoted to archangel status in their owners' accounts.<P>"All I had to do," he said, "was jes' show Ol' Snag'em what size o' skinnin' board I wanted a coon skin for, and he'd go get me a coon jes' that size."<P>"What ever happened to 'im?"<P>"I was out in the back yard one day, makin' the ol' lady a arnin' board, 'n' Ol' Snag'em run off. Ain't seen 'im since."<BR>_____<P>In an era before ours, one old coon-hunter gave up the sport (he said) after he "shot a six-foot coon and found a college boy inside."
While there is alot of credit to be given to the "horse whisperers", I would like them to try their whispering techniques on true blue wild horses from the desert. [Linked Image] [Linked Image] And although the WHISPERER may be able to ride the horse in 30 minutes, that doesnt mean just anyone can get on the horse and ride it after that period. I have become tuned into the horses I have and can tell you what they are thinking by watching their ears and their eyes. That doesnt make me a WHISPERER, but it helps in knowing what the horse is going to do. One thing about horses is theres never a dull moment. Nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse!!!! bcat<P>------------------<BR>If you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes [img]http://www.hunttalk.com/icon/bcatrunningcat.gif.com/boykin][/img] <BR><A HREF="http://www.huntandlodge.com/Boykin/outfitter.html" TARGET=_blank>Boykin's Hunting <B>Homepage</B> </A>
Well, between my whispering and that ol' chain,....been kinda quiet around here for a while! [Linked Image]<P>.....I went out and whispered to him this morning before I rode him back to the top of Horsetooth,....I whispered,"If you do exactly what I want you to, I won't have to kick your @ss"!!!!!!!!! [Linked Image] [Linked Image] [Linked Image]
bcat, -- like I have been telling you for the last year, I GET THE TENDER HORSE! Should I save one of these saddles to bring up there? You know ole "no" is hard of hearing, so if you hear me whispering in your horses ear kinda loud, I'm sure you will understand, hope he understands sailor talk cause that's what they taught me in the Air Force when things didn't go right. I won't be wearing my "light fall" underwear that time of year so take heed, I break easy. -- no<P>------------------<BR>A hint to the wise is sufficient! Smiles are contagious, infect everyone!
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