A worker fell in the upholstery machine.

When the EMT's showed up there was nothing they could do!

He was already fully re-covered.

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR A GROAN AT MY JOKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif" alt="" />

A butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work...

JOG
Pretty sure that butcher was female and it was not funny... it was quite serious... dis-assed-her really...
art

The devil got his tail cut off and went to a liquor store. Why?




















Because that's where they retail spirits.






Auuuugh.

I'll groan for you on that one.

BCR

He's making you look good, T. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

A man goes into a liquor store. A drop-dead georgeous babe is working behind the counter. She asks "may I help you?" The man says "I'm looking for some Taylor wine". She answers "well, make up your mind!"



da-dum-dum!


--Mike <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

The monkey jumps up on the cash register and urinates, owner says













Man, this is gonna run into money!

A priest. a rabbi, a nun, a duck, a blond, and the pope walk into a bar. The bartender says ..........
































What is this? Some kind of a joke. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

TLee-

Your jokes is lookin' purdy good, Sir!


--Mike

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, �Get outta here! We don�t serve your kind in here!� So the rope walks out around a corner, bends down, twists around, straightens up, musses up his hair and walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, �Hey, aren�t you that rope I just threw outta here?�

The rope replies�

















�Nope, frayed knot!�

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says to him " You gotta go Mac - we can't serve you in here"

The mushroom replies" why not? I'm a fun guy!"