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A worker fell in the upholstery machine.
When the EMT's showed up there was nothing they could do!
He was already fully re-covered.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I NEVER WANT TO HEAR A GROAN AT MY JOKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif" alt="" />
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Outfitter
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A butcher backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work...
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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Campfire Kahuna
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JOG
Pretty sure that butcher was female and it was not funny... it was quite serious... dis-assed-her really...
art
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Campfire Ranger
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The devil got his tail cut off and went to a liquor store. Why?
Because that's where they retail spirits.
Auuuugh.
I'll groan for you on that one.
BCR
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Campfire 'Bwana
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He's making you look good, T. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Campfire Oracle
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A man goes into a liquor store. A drop-dead georgeous babe is working behind the counter. She asks "may I help you?" The man says "I'm looking for some Taylor wine". She answers "well, make up your mind!" da-dum-dum! --Mike <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Member
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The monkey jumps up on the cash register and urinates, owner says
Man, this is gonna run into money!
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one".....Luke 22:36
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A priest. a rabbi, a nun, a duck, a blond, and the pope walk into a bar. The bartender says .......... What is this? Some kind of a joke. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Ignorance is not confined to uneducated people.
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
LIBERTY!
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Campfire Oracle
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TLee-
Your jokes is lookin' purdy good, Sir!
--Mike
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, �Get outta here! We don�t serve your kind in here!� So the rope walks out around a corner, bends down, twists around, straightens up, musses up his hair and walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, �Hey, aren�t you that rope I just threw outta here?�
The rope replies�
�Nope, frayed knot!�
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says to him " You gotta go Mac - we can't serve you in here"
The mushroom replies" why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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