one of the Tennesseeans after Crockett read the fake letter from Santa Ana in the original Alamo...Arthur Hunnicut was the actor. same guy who played the sheriff's sidekick Bull in El Dorado.
"I'll blow a hole in your face and I'll go in the house and I'll sleep like a baby, you can count on that! I used to stack [bleep] like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags!"
"I'll blow a hole in your face and I'll go in the house and I'll sleep like a baby, you can count on that! I used to stack [bleep] like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags!"
"I'll blow a hole in your face and I'll go in the house and I'll sleep like a baby, you can count on that! I used to stack [bleep] like you five feet high in Korea and use you for sandbags!"
this is a softball but what i consider one of the best movie scenes of all time. "now we'll require a fresh glass"
I believe we will require a little respect.I�m Capt. Augustus McCrae, and this is Capt. Woodrow F. Call. Now if you look over there, you can see us in earlier days when the people around here wanted to make us senators. Now the one thing we didn�t put up with is doddling service. And as You can See, We still DON�T put Up With It.
The movie with Bruce Willis that wasn't Die Hard.....had homie the clown in it....what was it called?
You GOTTA see Gran Torino!
last boyscout?
Yep, The Last Boyscout.
And I agree with you Dan, I need to watch Grand Torino. I just never seem to find time to watch movies. I've got quite a few that I've had for months or even years that are still in the wrappers, including Grand Torino.
You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
2. You want to stay a Mountie, then all you have to do is keep headquarters happy, huh? 'Cause the only time they're unhappy is when there's an unaccounted for killing. So if you account for all the killings, you live to be a nice, ripe old Mountie just like me. You got that?
3. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
3. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
Name the movies. For extra credit, name the common denominator.
1. "Mmmm, Juicy Fruit."
2. "Give me a chicken sandwich on toast. Hold the mayonnaise, hold the chicken."
3. "He-e-e-e-e-re's Johnny!"
4. "Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!"
Name the movies. For extra credit, name the common denominator.
1. "Mmmm, Juicy Fruit. Chief in "One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest" 2. "Give me a chicken sandwich on toast. Hold the mayonnaise, hold the chicken."
3. "He-e-e-e-e-re's Johnny!" The Shining 4. "Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana. Now, this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the south. These ain't no pork chops! These are U.S. PRIME!"
Red tailed hawk, heading for the Musselshell, It would take me 2, maybe 3 days to get there on horse and he'll be there in, Hell, he's already there..."
Red tailed hawk, heading for the Musselshell, It would take me 2, maybe 3 days to get there on horse and he'll be there in, Hell, he's already there..."
Red tailed hawk, heading for the Musselshell, It would take me 2, maybe 3 days to get there on horse and he'll be there in, Hell, he's already there..."
2. You want to stay a Mountie, then all you have to do is keep headquarters happy, huh? 'Cause the only time they're unhappy is when there's an unaccounted for killing. So if you account for all the killings, you live to be a nice, ripe old Mountie just like me. You got that?
3. You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
Number 2 is from Death Hunt. Old Edgar, to the new Mountie. They are about to have to go looking for Bronson.
"I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of protection that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "Thank you" and went on your way."
"Lo, there do I see my Father. Lo, there do I see my Mother and my sister and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."
"I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of protection that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "Thank you" and went on your way."
"You can call me Father. You can call me Jacob, You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son of a beech, but if you ever call me "daddy" again, I'll finish this fight."
"You can call me Father. You can call me Jacob, You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son of a beech, but if you ever call me "daddy" again, I'll finish this fight."
"You can call me Father. You can call me Jacob, You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son of a beech, but if you ever call me "daddy" again, I'll finish this fight."
John Wayne in McClintock.
Ed
You are 50% right, Ed. It was the Duke, but not McClintock.
"You can call me Father. You can call me Jacob, You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son of a beech, but if you ever call me "daddy" again, I'll finish this fight."
"The rule here is total silence. We make no portents at rehabilitation here, we are not priests, we are processors. A meat packer processes live animals into edible ones. We process dangerous men into harmless ones."
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Damn! I've see the movie that's from, but can't remember which one it is. But, for some reason Quentin Tarantino comes to mind.
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Damn! I've see the movie that's from, but can't remember which one it is. But, for some reason Quentin Tarantino comes to mind.
From a PHENOMINAL movie - one of my favorites of ALL TIME -
Sure you got drunk. You have the best excuse in the world for losing; no trouble losing when you got a good excuse. Winning... that can be heavy on your back, too, like a monkey. You'll drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. One of the best indoor sports, feeling sorry for yourself. A sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Damn! I've see the movie that's from, but can't remember which one it is. But, for some reason Quentin Tarantino comes to mind.
WAY off - It's the basketball coach in Teen Wolf.
Way, WAY off. Lemme ask this. Was the coach chomping a big wad of chewing gum?
Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have chit for brains.
Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry, it'll all make sense. I'm a professional.
"I regret having trifled with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed of having cheated at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for having taken Your name in vain, my Saturday drunkeness, My Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger, and for those I am about to."
"A little religious communication, might not be a bad idea at this stage of the game. Now myself, I don't take any chances. I talk to Buddha, mohammed, Mr. Jesus H. Christ, and any other religious honchos I can come up with. There is no such thing as an atheist in a combat situation."
"Lo, there do I see my Father. Lo, there do I see my Mother and my sister and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever."
And gentlemen ahome abed in England, shall think themselves accursed they were not here! And hold their manhoods cheap. Whilst any speaks. That fought with us. Upon Saint Crispins day!
The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.
Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled [bleep] in Louisiana."
The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.
The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.
"You can call me Father. You can call me Jacob, You can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son of a beech, but if you ever call me "daddy" again, I'll finish this fight."
John Wayne in McClintock.
Ed
nope,wayne was working with his "sons " in big jake
"Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?" - The Rock
"Well hello Mister Fancypants....... Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town." .........
"Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?" - The Rock
"Well hello Mister Fancypants....... Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town." .........
(Helper line)......"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun".....
"Well hello Mister Fancypants....... Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and sh*t... and Jack left town." .........
(Helper line)......"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun".....
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!
A Pyromaniac's Love Story, but I had to look it up
William Baldwin of all people made that quote. Funny movie that received little recognition. Well worth the rent.
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Hey, HUG, that is about number 3 on my list, Indubitably!
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Yeah, I like good one liners. That movie has lots. A lot like Ghostbusters that way...
A Pyromaniac's Love Story, but I had to look it up
William Baldwin of all people made that quote. Funny movie that received little recognition. Well worth the rent.
Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
Hey, HUG, that is about number 3 on my list, Indubitably!
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Yeah, I like good one liners. That movie has lots. A lot like Ghostbusters that way...
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!
History of the world, same bunch as in Blazing Saddles from memory.
Person 1: "Promise me you'll never die." Person 2: "You know I can't promise that." Person 1: "If you did that, I'd make love to you right now." Person 2: "I promise, I'll never die."
"I found your Private Reich up there... or what was left of him, you didn't finish! Well I can't blame you, he was tough. But then, a good soldier ought to be."
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinetia Buttox
A Monty Python Classic! The Life of Brian.
yep
"I have a gweat fwend in Rowme named bigguth dickuth..."
#1, "If you screw this up Stillman, I'll have you assigned to a weather station above the arctic circle" "Stripes", regarding [bleep] up the EM-50 project.
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