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Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes
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"Roll, roll, roll in ze hay"
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
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"Roll, roll, roll in ze hay" Young Frankenstein again! Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."
Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Too easy. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Nik!
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Here's a tough one:
"...it happens all the time, people just explode for no reason!"
easier:
"double secret probation!"
"our blessed lady of acceleration, don't fail me now"
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Here is one you ain't going to get.
"The rule here is total silence. We make no portents at rehabilitation here, we are not priests, we are processors. A meat packer processes live animals into edible ones. We process dangerous men into harmless ones."
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
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Papillion, but I just saw it on the weekend
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Must be Texans...the lowest form of white man there is.
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Papillion, but I just saw it on the weekend Dammit man! I must admit that you are good.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
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Someone from Oklahoma. Or an Apache. Hint, hint.
I am watching too many movies,
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How 'bout this one, can't remember the film myself but..
" I'll stick it ( a pistol) up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes 'click'..." The Big Lebowski. That was Jesus Quintana played by John Turturo.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Someone from Oklahoma. Or an Apache. Hint, hint.
I am watching too many movies, No tease... Geronimo - Robert Duvall
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Try this one-
"Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and [bleep] the prom queen."
Edit to add-no, it wasn't deflave.
Last edited by bruinruin; 06/20/12.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Sean Connery's character in The Rock.
I'm better when I move.
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Bring me everyone.
What do you mean "everyone"?
EVERYONE!
I'm better when I move.
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
Me
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Bring me everyone.
What do you mean "everyone"?
EVERYONE!
The Professional?
Me
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. Damn! I've see the movie that's from, but can't remember which one it is. But, for some reason Quentin Tarantino comes to mind.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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alright smart guys, try this one:
"Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!" "Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!" "New York City. I mean Kansas."
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