2015 Security System - 02/11/15
Received this from my uncle yesterday . . . got a big kick out of it, hope you do, too.
2015 Security System
I've disconnected my home alarm system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner and the black flag
of ISIS in the center.
The local Police, FBI, and CIA are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer -- and I'm saving $49.95 a month.
2015 Security System
I've disconnected my home alarm system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner and the black flag
of ISIS in the center.
The local Police, FBI, and CIA are all watching the house 24/7.
I've never felt safer -- and I'm saving $49.95 a month.